1. The wife found that her husband had some bad breath recently, so she took the time to accompany him to the hospital. The doctor stopped her outside the clinic, pale and lowered his voice and said, "The examination shows your husband, three days ago."

1. The wife found that her husband had some bad breath recently, so she took the time to accompany him to the hospital. The doctor stopped her outside the clinic, pale and lowered his voice, saying, "The examination shows that your husband died three days ago." The wife was stunned, turned her head to see her husband coming out of the examination room, naturally stepped forward to hold his hand, and said as usual, "The doctor said that you have been a little on fire recently, and I will give you soup later." Do you prefer winter melon ribs, or carrot corn? ”

2. Because I didn't buy a ticket, I went to my college roommate's house for the New Year, and there were a lot of people in his family at that time, which was very lively. However, my second-hand man was unhappy. I leaned in and asked him, "Dude, what's up?" Why the whole world is bullying you! Roommate: Oh, don't mention it, my life is too low! I asked: How low is it? The second goods roommate did not speak, walked up to a child who could just walk and said: Grandpa, let the grandson hold and play for a while?

3. She and her girlfriend and her parents are discussing the bride price in the living room. Her mother looked at me and said to me very seriously, "It's not that I sold my girlfriend, I have raised her for more than twenty years, without a dowry of 500,000, I will never let her marry this girl!" I was just about to speak, only to hear an old duck on the TV say to a showman: "This is all my girlfriend, I want to redeem myself, there is no 5,000 taels!" My girlfriend and I looked at my mother-in-law and fell into contemplation from then on...

4. My cousin is a junior in Xi'an University of Science and Technology, and a roommate has found a little girlfriend in his freshman year. The reason his girlfriend had a fight with him that time was because he was patronizing games and forgetting the time of the date. His girlfriend came up to his cousin and asked: Are you honest, did he go on a date with another woman? The cousin didn't want to talk too much nonsense, so he said: He went on a date with Gem? The ladies immediately blocked in front of the cousin's computer, and asked the cousin: Good old earthy love words, actually dating Gem, that is, there is a dead gem, tell me who she is, if you don't tell me, don't want to play the game!

5. Colleagues have unstable work and rest, and they have always had constipation problems. One day, he couldn't get away with it in the toilet for a long time, just when he was trying his best. A buddy rushed into the toilet like a wind, entered the position next to him, and as soon as he entered, there was a storm. The colleague enviously said to the brother: Dude, I envy you. The buddy said: What's the envy, the pants haven't come off yet!

6, last night I asked a girl out to play, it was more than nine o'clock, she said: "It's very late, I want to go back." I said, "Good! Then I took a taxi, and when I gave the money, I put a hundred dollars under a sheet and gave the driver a look, and the driver said, "Boy, you don't have a good look!" Give an extra hundred, not my money I don't want! Then he gave me back the money.

7. When I didn't graduate from college, I was already poached by other companies. After officially going to work, in order to save money, I shared a house with my female colleague. Over time, I found that my female colleagues' cooking skills were particularly good. Often it was me who paid for groceries, and then she was in charge of cooking. Once at dinner, she jokingly said: You see the current situation between the two of us, and those who don't know think it is cohabitation. I said seriously: Don't worry, we are both not afraid of the shadow oblique. The next day, the female colleague moved out of the house...

8, the sister-in-law's husband was hit by a Rolls-Royce, there was no breath on the spot, and the Owner of the Rolls-Royce lost 36 million. The sister-in-law has lived a life of spending money since then, the boyfriend changes every day, and the mother-in-law is very sad to see the depraved sister-in-law, so she introduces her to a blind date to live a good life. After the sister-in-law and the blind date met, they did not look at the family, but they looked at the boy who went with the object. Then the crazy pursuit of the boy, it took half a year to finally win. At the wedding banquet, the object of the previous blind date also came, and the sister-in-law said to him with some embarrassment: I was really embarrassed at the beginning! Blind date: It was originally your husband who was dating, and he had to let me play ugly and evil xin you.

9. In the first month of entrepreneurship, he earned more than 86,000 yuan. I immediately took the money and dragged my wife to take a wedding photo. After the photo was taken out, the wife looked at the photo and said, "Husband, you are still as handsome as you were then." I nodded and said, "Daughter-in-law, you are the same, still so beautiful." The son on the side smiled and said, "Daddy, Mommy, no wonder you two have such a good relationship, you can open your eyes and talk nonsense!" ”

10. On the plane, a father and daughter. Father 30 and daughter 6 to 7 years old. The flight attendant was very beautiful, and the father couldn't help but look at her a few more times, and the daughter: "What do you think is interesting to see?" How can you be like this as soon as my mother is gone? The father blushed: "Eat quickly, less nonsense, or I won't take you out later!" The daughter muttered: "They all say that my daughter is my father's lover in the previous life, I don't understand, how did I look at you in my previous life?" ”

11. The head of the two families bought me and my wife a house in Bigui garden! My wife is busy at work, and I often eat at the small fast food restaurant downstairs! The hostess was very welcoming and told me that I could deliver food, after which the two added V letter friends. Last night my wife flipped through my mobile phone, saw the V letter of the boss lady and immediately asked: Who is she? Why didn't you talk? Did you delete your chat history? I had a bad memory, and suddenly forgot who it was, so I said: I ask! The wife ignored it, but sent two words to the boss lady to test: Busy? Unexpectedly, the hostess actually replied: Haha, your wife is not at home again?

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