1, the brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro mobile phone left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? Passed

1, the brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro mobile phone left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? After a while, a text message came, and the sender was exactly 10010: "Why don't you answer the phone?" My heart was very worried, and the jewel made God send a call back. On the other side of the phone came my niece's familiar voice: "Dad, why don't you answer my phone?" My living expenses are gone, you hurry up and call me!?" I instantly understood what 10010 meant. The eldest sister-in-law is beautiful. Divorced today. Move to my house. After dinner in the evening, the eldest sister-in-law wants to take a bath. My wife was afraid that I would peek at my sister-in-law taking a bath and told me to go out and hang out. I said indignantly, Am I that kind of person? Then I went out the door breathlessly. Just after arriving at the door of the community, a strange young woman pulled me aside. The young woman said that she had come here for a tour, and that her mobile phone and wallet had been stolen. Tell me to do well and lend her 50 bucks. She was hungry and wanted to have dinner. I was surprised and said, does it cost 50 yuan for dinner? I'll give you ten bucks, there's a bun shop over there, two bucks for a meat bun, and you can buy five. The young woman nodded and said, ten dollars is also OK.??

2, buddy the first time to Guangdong, Guangdong friends invite guests to the restaurant, buddy has to order their own food, said to the waiter: on the six of your best dishes. After 20 minutes, on the six pots of stewed soup, Guangdong friends extended their thumbs and said that the buddies really understand the feelings of our Cantonese people. My poor buddy drank for three hours before he drank all six pots of stew. The next day to the Guangdong friend's home to visit, Guangdong friends gave four pots of stewed soup and two bowls of rice, buddy looked at the soup straight dizzy, after returning who dared to invite him to drink soup, he and who is anxious!?

3. My sister is in her 30s, but today she finally got married. On the day of the kiss, I blocked the door and asked the groom to perform the show, one left and one right. Then I saw my father arrest me and said: You first asked him to take your sister away, and waited for more than 30 years before I expected him to come, you don't mess with me. What else are you going to show? After they are gone, will I not be able to perform for you?

4, watch "Little Red Lady of the Fox Demon" to see 12 o'clock in the night, after falling asleep at 1 am to wake up. I felt hot all over my body, and I took the temperature up and took a temperature of 37.5. I thought I was wrong and rubbed my eyes, or 37.5! What to do? At this time, I was about to be frightened, when the body "snapped" and was slapped, and the daughter-in-law said reproachfully: Such an adult is still wrapped in a quilt when he sleeps! Cover my sweaty head and freeze me alive!

5. As a scumbag, I am most afraid of exams. Every time it came time for the exam, I looked at a bunch of words I knew but didn't know, and I was very helpless. Idle and idle, I suddenly thought of writing on scratch paper: who opened the word who is stupid, and then wrapped it up layer by layer with paper, and forgot how much I forgot. The invigilator saw it, came over to see that I had finished writing, thought I had passed it on to someone else, and put it away along with the paper. The podium opened layer by layer, and finally his eyes, I will never forget... ?

6, know a classmate who studies Chinese and Western, we both play very well, all things I am willing to talk to him. One day I drank too much to go to him: I have a boy I liked for a long time, but he liked someone else, is there any recipe? Let him drink it and fall in love with me. The classmate wrote me a copy and sent me home. When he left, I opened the recipe and saw a line: Silly boy, if there was such a recipe, I wouldn't have silently liked you for ten years.

7. When I was in junior high school, in order to establish a majestic image for us, the physical education teacher let us stand in a military posture in a class. When standing in the military posture, the physical education teacher said that staring at a certain tree on the opposite mountain would not want to move. Then he passed in front of us, and suddenly the woman next to him moved her head, and the teacher asked why. The woman replied, "You are blocking me from seeing the tree."

8, and married female assistant ambiguity was found by her husband, he asked me to give him 200,000, this incident should not have happened. I couldn't come up with so much money at all, so I wanted to ask a small loan with a good relationship. When he arrived at Fa Xiaojia to explain his intentions, he got down from the sofa wrapped in a window slip and shouted: "Daughter-in-law, give me your pants, I will go to the bank to see if there is any money in the card!" His wife's voice came from the bedroom: "No, today Tuesday, it's my turn to wear pants!" "I was shocked at the time, if I hadn't seen a pot of tea eggs on his table, I would have believed that his family was really poor!"

9, the old man is a well-known local developer, there is a single earned more than 30 million, he gave me a Toyota Land Cruiser. This morning I was driving the Land Cruiser on my way to work when I saw a female colleague on the side of the road running. I offered to take her for a ride, otherwise the walk would be too slow and the late arrival would be deducted. The female colleague thought I was a married man and refused. Unexpectedly, the female colleague arrived on time, and I was late for the traffic jam and fined 500 yuan!

10. After the husband and wife quarrel, each room is occupied, and no one pays attention to anyone. A week later, the wife couldn't resist and wrote on a note: "Honey, I'm going to sleep with you tonight." Then ask the dog to give the note to her husband. After a while, the dog grabbed the note. The wife opened it and saw that it said, "I refuse to sleep with the dog!" ”

11, on the way to work, a beautiful beauty beckoned to me to hitchhike, 2 words did not say directly to take her, almost to a high-end community when she said to me: handsome man, today is really thank you, or let's have a meal together? As soon as the beautiful woman said this, a picture quickly appeared in my mind: eating a big meal together, and then she ordered a good expensive dish, drank some wine, and finally had a lot of money at the end of the checkout. I took a closer look, there is absolutely deception in it, and the consequences are really terrible! Immediately replied: No need to really use, if you are hungry, then get off the bus quickly! Everyone thinks I did the right thing,?

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