Zhou Haimei is very afraid of everything that has scales, "I am most afraid of that piece of scale, slippery and terrifying." "Once when making a movie, the director made sure it was absolutely safe before it started, which

Zhou Haimei is very afraid of everything that has scales, "I am most afraid of that piece of scale, slippery and terrifying." "Once, when filming, the director guaranteed absolute safety before filming, and when the filming officially began, the martial arts instructor just came with the snake, and Haimei ran out of the studio with a cry of fright, and finally the scene had to find a substitute to complete

2, when I was a child, I liked to watch "Saint Seiya", always fantasizing that I also had a small universe, once I did something wrong and was beaten by my grandmother, standing still on a whim, wanting to break out my small universe resistance. Grandma was hitting me, seeing that I suddenly did not move, frightened, thinking that I had beaten me stupidly, stopped beating me, and I thought that my small universe had exploded, if I had not come to say "Pegasus Meteor Fist" I would not have been beaten so badly...

3. The company arranged for me to go out for training and study for a period of one month. I packed up a bit, and I actually packed a large box of luggage, or I brought less. The most important thing is that I still booked a ticket for the upper bunk, and I was worried, so I asked my girlfriend: What should I do if I can't get the upper bunk with such heavy luggage? Girlfriend said: wear less, don't say luggage, those men will also say beautiful women, the window is so high, can you go up? Do you want me to wrap you?

4, recently found that friends carry a horn, even when taking a shower with the mobile phone with them. Asked a few times, did not say. Today, when I washed my feet, he answered a phone call and said, "My wife is driving," and after saying that, I picked up the horn and blew it a few times, and then hung up. What I want to say is that the driver really has a lot of routines, the sisters have to be careful, and the big brother accepts my knees.

5, when taking your girlfriend and buddies to dinner, during the banquet, I accidentally made my girlfriend angry. Just when I wanted to coax, a buddy next to me pulled me aside. Just listen to him whisper to me: It's normal for girls to be angry, in a few days it will be fine, you have to coax her now, it seems that you are very cheap. When the time comes, she will not cherish, woman, don't stick to her every day, listen to my right, and then go to coax her in a few days. As soon as I heard that it made sense, I listened to my old buddies and left her aside. As a result, she became my buddy's wife.

6, and the daughter-in-law cold war for several months, each other want to get rid of this unfortunate marriage, but for the sake of children, no one said... Today I wanted to ask my son, so I bought a lot of toys and put them in front of him, and I was about to open my mouth... The son pushed aside the toy and said coldly: "I don't want these childish things, I just want a house, a car, a deposit, and your wife, you go!" ...”

7, I went to KFC to buy a family bucket, when I walked to the door, there was water on the ground without paying attention, the foot slipped, the two hands inertia lifted the family bucket up, the body knelt down, to the front of the two girls ~ Just when we looked at each other with a shocked face, the store suddenly sounded thunderous applause.

8, driving the newly purchased wrangler home, found that there is actually a piece of watermelon on the coffee table. I was a little surprised, I didn't expect my daughter-in-law to leave me a piece today! So I picked up the watermelon and ate it, and after eating it, I went to get close to my wife who was playing a game. I said: Daughter-in-law, this watermelon is particularly sweet today! The daughter-in-law did not look up and said: Hmmm, that watermelon fell into the trash when I picked it up, and threw it away...

9, graduated from college, did not find the ideal job, every day is not with girlfriends at home to play games, or go shopping. After staying at home for two months, I didn't do anything except that my weight had become significantly fatter. In the morning, eating breakfast, the mother said with a look of contempt: "Look at your fat yo!" I was very unconvinced, looked at the same chubby mother, and retorted: "You are fatter than me, do you mean to say me?" The old mother looked at me with a smile and showed off: "I am married..."

10, the weekend and girlfriend to go to the bar Hi, until the early morning to go home, there is no one on the road, the car can not be called. After the two of us turned several black alleys, we finally found a taxi! The driver was sleeping, and then the girlfriend woke the driver up. He immediately said in an expression and tone of anger and innocence plus collapse: "I will go!" I hid here and you could all find me! ”

1 Just finished eating, carrying the goddess home, all kinds of excitement along the way. After encountering the traffic police uncle to check drunk driving, the traffic police uncle took the alcohol detector to let me blow, after I blew the instrument showed that it was normal, but the traffic police uncle still asked me to blow again with a confused face, which was still very normal. Just when I felt inexplicable, the uncle next to me spoke: "He didn't drink, didn't he just carry a beautiful girl?" Blush like drunk driving!"

12, this morning delivered 50 takeaways, it is really tired, so I went to KFC to eat fast food. The handsome guy sitting across from me, he was really wasteful, the hamburger ate two bites and left. So I just threw the hamburger at the hungry-looking wildcat in front of the store. After a while, the handsome man returned, holding a Coke in his hand. Looking at the empty table with a puzzled face... At that moment, I just wanted to be a passerby who buried his head in playing with his mobile phone...

13, yesterday work, today's body pain is severe, can't help but say: my body is too slow to react, yesterday tired today only hurt! The husband next to him rolled his eyes and said: Your physical reaction and brain reaction are directly proportional! I......

14, there is only one son in the family, there is no one in the family who can take care of me, so since I was a child, I have been with my parents and parents, they set up stalls to do business, and I do homework on the side. Once my mother was ready to collect the stall and count the money, but it turned out to be less than 50, so she thought it was me and gave me a beating. My dad couldn't take it anymore, picked up the money and counted it once, then asked my mom how much money she had, only to find out that my mom had counted it wrong! Then my mother beat me a few times and said, remember to steal money in the future! Plain and unprovoked, I'm going to reason with it!