1, I found that the sister-in-law secretly added my WeChat, I reported to my daughter-in-law for the first time, I said: "You see, this is not your sister's trumpet!" The daughter-in-law looked at it carefully and nodded.

1, I found that the sister-in-law secretly added my WeChat, I reported to my daughter-in-law for the first time, I said: "You see, this is not your sister's trumpet!" The daughter-in-law looked at it carefully and nodded. At this time, the message came over: "Brother, this is my trumpet, don't let my sister know, we will contact here later." Without waiting for me to speak, she said: "First transfer me 8,000 yuan, I will use it urgently, and I will return to you for benefits." The daughter-in-law saw the situation and directly grabbed my mobile phone and sent a voice: "Can you order a face, can you order a face, and you must pry my corner?" She quickly wrote back to you: "Brother, I misread you!" "Cut, I'm not at all wrong.

2, my mother suddenly called, greeted me warmly, and said that she had made my favorite dish and let me go home. I was touched in my heart, and I was about to rush back, when my father suddenly called: Son, you run for your life, your mother has set up a feast for you, I am afraid that my life will not be guaranteed. I asked: What's going on? He said one by one: I got a bathing city membership card, hid it under the sofa, and she turned it over. My heart sank: I used my ID card to do it? My Dad: Hmm!

3. The female manager's driver's license just arrived, and she bought a BMW 7 Series at the 4S store. After work this evening, I plan to rub the female manager's car home. After getting into the car, the female manager took out the key with a skilled look, started it, and then took out her mobile phone and started the net. I thought it was cold and needed to heat up the car before it started, but two minutes had passed and she was still playing with her phone. I was very puzzled and asked her: Manager, why haven't you left yet? The female manager came to the sentence: Don't worry, I search the Internet for which foot is the brake?

4. When I was in junior high school, our school conducted a fire drill and asked to run. The teacher stressed to us: during the exercise, we should cooperate with each other, help more little girls, and our class should not count down. In the afternoon, as soon as the drill signal sounded, the class leader of our class picked up the most beautiful female classmate in the class and turned around and ran, and everyone shouted and chased! In the end, because my class moved surprisingly quickly, it became the first brother of the whole school, and the teacher laughed into a flower.

5. I am in Laogan. Mom went to work, and today was the big day of my marriage to my manager's daughter. I thought that on the day of marriage, the mother-in-law should hold her girl and cry. As a result, when I received the kiss, the mother-in-law smiled very happily, and I entered the house all the way unimpeded, and no one stopped me. When I entered the house, my brother-in-law patted me on the shoulder and said, "Brother-in-law." Then there was no talking, and my daughter-in-law and I knew each other for a week and got married! What the hell is going on here!

6, there is a male colleague in our company who likes to keep nails, and the nails on his hands are longer than those of girls. Usually, he loves his nails super much, and is more careful than girls. I was shocked today when I found out he had cut all his nails! I asked him: What about your nails? The male colleague pondered for a moment and said, "I have a girlfriend, I want to protect my girlfriend!" ”

7. Driving my wife back to my mother's house today, I talked to my husband about divorce at the dinner table. I said, "I heard that the divorce process is more complicated than before, and it is difficult to handle." The old man: "Really?" It's harder to get a divorce later! Then the old man said: "If you really want to leave, then no matter how complicated you are, don't be afraid..." Suddenly, I felt that the back was suddenly cold, and when I looked back, my mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were standing in the back with brushes together, staring at us viciously...?

8. In an intensive care unit, an elderly man in his nineties lies on a hospital bed. The heart-wrenching display next to it shows the few lives of the elderly. He struggled to breathe the last few breaths of air that belonged to him in the world. At this time, his grandson pushed a 3-year-old man in. Only to see this old man in the wheelchair angrily said: Little bunny cub, from childhood to see that you are not good to feed!

9, high school, like a girl for a long time, her suitors too many, no special confession seems to not be able to impress her. After raising the flag on Monday, as president of the student council, I was supposed to read an inspirational essay. But I shouted out loudly: xx classmates in x class, I like you, be my girlfriend! In an instant, the playground boiled, and soon after the x class direction shouted in unison: xx classmates are on leave today!

10. The mother-in-law has three children, and on this day the sister-in-law asked her: "I have an older sister and an older brother, why do they still give birth to me?" The mother-in-law said to the sister-in-law: "After your brother and sister were born, we found that they were too ugly, and then we wanted to have a cute and beautiful child." The sister-in-law was very surnamed Fen, and proudly said to her mother-in-law: "Then why don't you give birth to me after giving birth?" The mother-in-law said hatefully: "After you were born, I found that one is uglier than the other, and it will not regenerate..."

11. My husband and I are alumni, and he is a senior who is one year older than me. The first time my brother met, I picked up his meal card, and after contacting him, he came to me to get the meal card. Then he had to ask me for water and pulled me into the supermarket to buy me a bottle of Pulse before he let me leave. After getting married, I asked him if he had invited me to a drink at first sight. My husband opened his mouth and said: No, I am afraid that you will secretly use the money in my meal card, so I will arrest you to go to the supermarket to buy something to see the balance.

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