I have a bear child at home, who is three years old this year, and the bear child has always been particularly picky eaters. Last night, I took my bear kids to the company for dinner. Probably because of the hotel

I have a bear child at home, who is three years old this year, and the bear child has always been particularly picky eaters. Last night, I took my bear kids to the company for dinner. Probably because the food in the restaurant is particularly delicious, my son, who never loves to eat, ate four bowls! So, in full view of everyone, I chased after the clerk and asked: Where did I buy the rice? Then, packed a pot of white rice from their restaurant and took it home...

2, the newlywed two small mouth can not cook, the mother-in-law sent this recipe to the daughter-in-law, want to let the daughter-in-law learn to cook. As a result, the daughter-in-law was very shy and said to her mother-in-law: Mom, you are too polite, you are so tired every day, and let me order food for me to eat, this is not appropriate!

3. A female classmate I met when I was studying at HIT suddenly came to my cousin and said that I wanted my cousin to be her boyfriend! But this female classmate is very ugly, the cousin wants to be with her, he will definitely have nightmares at night, so the cousin rejected her and stopped a taxi for her! At this moment, the female classmate suddenly cried with red eyes and said: I have a car, don't bother you. After saying that, she took out the key and walked to a Lamborghini on the side of the road, and her cousin rushed to catch up with her and wrapped her up, and the cousin said with a sad face: I can't bear to see a woman shed tears is a drunken hard injury in my life!

4. When I first went to junior high school, I first opened my heart and liked a girl in the class. Out of shyness, I have been afraid to express it. One day, no one in the class sneaked to her seat and wanted to take something from her table hole as a souvenir. After touching it for half a day, I felt something like a small sachet, a faint fragrance, or cartoonish. Every day I love to smell and smell with my nose. Later I learned that it wasn't a sachet...

5, my classmates and girls go out to play, drink a little at night, the girl said not to return. So Hu opened a room, it is said that at night the girls took the initiative to take his hand to the waist, and the classmates did nothing. The next day the girl is going to fall in love with him, and now it's been more than two years... The girl recalled that when she first tested several men with this method, it was like finding an honest one, and my classmates were qualified. I kind of wanted to be crooked, and I wanted to know what the unqualified were doing

6, last night I wanted to eat meat, so I made my favorite braised pork. I went downstairs to throw away the garbage and met my beautiful neighbor at the door, whom I had long admired. She lived alone, and she asked me: What are you doing??? I said: I took a break today and made braised pork at home. She said: I want to eat too. As soon as I heard it, I was not happy and immediately closed the door and ignored her. I thought to myself something so delicious, you want to eat it, and there are no doors.

7, take the newly bought iPhone 12, and brothers open a black game to play league of legends mobile game. While I was playing excitedly, my girlfriend suddenly called me. She said to me: Honey, I just had a nightmare. I reassured: It's okay, the dreams are all reversed. Girlfriend: Okay, so I'm at ease, I'm going to bed, good night. Me: Well, good night, good dreams. And just like that, she became my ex-girlfriend.

8, today's home after work, the wife sat sullenly on the sofa. I put down my briefcase and asked, "What's wrong?" Not happy? Wife: "Today is your birthday, I wanted to make you a meal, but" I smiled and said, "It's okay, let's go out to eat!" The wife cried out: "No! Puzzled, I asked, "Why?" Wife: "Because I broke the Maserati while driving to buy groceries." ”

9, you may not believe it, I once took the train home, there was an old grandmother, she flattered me all the way, talked to me about how good her grandson was, gave me all kinds of delicious food, and finally, persuaded me to be her granddaughter-in-law, I said I was married, she slammed on the snack bag, and ignored me again

10, Xiaoming likes to ride on the same school bus a girl one day, he plucked up the courage to pass the note to the girl sitting in front, the note reads: "I am Xiaoming I like you, if you are willing to be friends with me, please pass the note back!" If you don't like me, please throw the note out the window! After a while, the girl slowly passed the note back, and Xiaoming happily opened the note... The note read: "The window cannot be opened!" 】

1 The boss said: You don't have to go to work tomorrow! I said happily: thank you boss! Is it a high temperature holiday? Lately, I was so busy working overtime that I was dizzy, so the report was not written well. After a day off, I promise to do a good job. Boss: Old Nine, I don't mean this, you go to the finance room to get money. Me: Give me a bonus? The owner is really so nice, recently my child milk powder money is gone. I swore to the lamp: my old nine will redouble my hard work, never jump ship, and guarantee that I can do it until the day before the company closes down... The boss's face changed, and he said slowly: Well, don't be determined, tomorrow you go to work to continue to change the report.

12, please all of you help: a friend, female, 26 years old, unmarried, one meter sixty-eight, weighing fifty-three kilograms, British returnees. Beautiful and loves fitness. He is currently working as a product manager in a top Internet company, with a stable job and an annual salary of more than 700,000. There are two suites in Beijing, a mortgage and a full-fledged package. There is a BMW 5 Series that is driven at work. Both parents are civil servants. She and her family are now very anxious, and want to ask everyone to introduce an air conditioner with good cooling effect, the day is too hot.

13. One night, Cao Zhi returned home and said to the doormen: "Today I was scared to death, my brother Cao Pi told me to go and let me write a poem within 7 steps, otherwise he would kill me." Doorman: "Ah, sir, what poem did you make?" Cao Zhi: "Nervous to die, be a hair." Doorman: "Oh my God, what then?" Cao Zhi: "What to do?" Run! My brother has not been able to run me since he was a child, not to mention that I ran 7 steps first..."

14. When I worked at Geely Group, I made the belly of the divorced female supervisor bigger. The chairman was particularly angry and directly fired me. In order to pay off my mortgage, I went into a real estate company to do sales. Our company has an unwritten agreement, successfully signed, just send a red envelope in the group to celebrate. Today the manager asked me: Xiao Song, I helped you calculate the red envelopes you grabbed in the group this month, higher than your salary, you tell me the truth, are you an undercover agent sent by the rival company!