1, the company has a plump and gorgeous young woman, once the company sent me and her on a business trip alone, after checking into the hotel it is more than ten o'clock at night, I lie in bed, for a while and a half can not sleep, Yu

1, the company has a plump and gorgeous young woman, once the company sent me and her on a business trip alone, after staying in the hotel it is more than ten o'clock in the evening, I lay on the bed, for a moment and a half can not sleep, so I played a game. Halfway through the game, a female colleague suddenly sent a message saying that there seemed to be a rat in her room and asked me to come and have a look. When I was playing the game, I had time to pay attention to her, so I quickly sent her a message saying, if there is a mouse, you can shoot it with your slippers. Unexpectedly, she actually scolded me with an elm knot, it was really inexplicable, my head was very bright, you see how slippery my game is!

2, the cousin was hit by a Maybach into a vegetative state, the owner of the car lost more than 8 million. My cousin washed her face with tears every day, and I couldn't stand it anymore, so I dragged her to the park to relax. As we walked, the woman in front of us fell, her knees on the ground, tears in her eyes. The man next to her did not go to help her, but took out his mobile phone and shot it from all angles, and the woman was so angry that she lay on the ground and cried. The man put away his mobile phone: "The ground is cold, hurry up!!! I've already taken a photo for you, wait enough for you to send space, circle of friends, vbo. Then, the woman climbed up with special pleasure: "Honey, you still know me best." "I was messy at the time, and I can't understand the world now!!!

3, today overtime until twelve o'clock in the evening to leave work, is too tired so hit Didi home, the car is BMW 530, the driver is a beautiful woman. As soon as I got in the car, she asked me, "Do you want a horse?" I wondered what I wanted the horse to do, so I was resolute: "Don't! She was immediately upset when she heard it, and directly drove me out of the car, and I was still confused!

4, my mother called me and said that I had not been home for a long time and missed me!!! I took a small long vacation and went home to spend time with my father and mother. Only after I went back did I know that she had secretly signed me up for me at the marriage agency behind my back!!! I'm too busy now!!! I have to go every day!!! Once I didn't want to go, my mother hated the iron and steel yelled at me: I can't look good, don't let me worry, this is to cut off our back road!!!

5. Fang Zhan encountered two men with squirrel eyebrows, a man: We want to make a windfall, when will it be the auspicious day of the zodiac? Fang Zhan pinched his fingers: SORRY, no zodiac auspicious day! The other man was furious: Why is there no auspicious day of the zodiac here? Fang Zhan: Because you are walking the underworld! A man: ...

6. When I went into the company canteen to buy buns, the card machine failed, and I crossed out the meal card for more than 100 yuan. The aunt who sells buns said: I'm sorry, you often come later until you use up the extra money. So the poor Shangjin ate buns every day, for two months. What is even more tragic is that when I was eating at noon today, I heard the two aunts behind me quietly discussing: it is he, eating the overlord meal, eating buns every day and not giving money!!!

7, the sister-in-law went to the KTV to sing at night, and after singing the song came out at one o'clock in the morning, I hit - a Didi car. There are four sisters-in-law in the car, and she is a woman, and she feels a little scared! At this time, the sister-in-law called the old man very cleverly: "I got on the car, but I didn't have any money on me, and you will bring money out to pick me up!" After listening to what the sister-in-law said, the big brother sitting in the co-pilot smiled. Calmly said: "Sister, are you thinking too much, this world is not as bad as you think, where there are so many money grabs!" ”

8. During the lunch break, when I talked about private money with my colleagues, everyone sighed that no matter what, they would be discovered by their wives. I was very proud to say that I had never been discovered by my wife, and everyone asked me where I was hiding. I said, "I'm all in the bank." The crowd asked, "What about the passbook or card?" I laughed and said, "Burn it, and then take your ID card to the bank to make up it when you need to use it." ”

9. Quarreled with his wife and was driven out to sleep in the guest room. These days, no matter how much I apologize, she won't pay attention to me. No way, I sent her a small video of an empty cloth, and then locked the door. Lying on the window, no matter how loud the door knocked, I still couldn't stand up! Playing with the phone: Sample, yesterday you ignored me, today I let you sleep at night...

10. My girlfriend usually likes to brush small videos, and she will also pass some works taken by herself. Today in the community she wants to shoot again, arrange for me to enter the elevator for a while to pretend not to know her, and then see her beautiful to pick her up. I agreed, standing in the middle of the elevator with my phone ready to speak. Just about to speak, I saw a little brother come in, took the initiative to talk to his girlfriend, and added a V letter. I was silently shooting next to me, talking is not, not talking is not. Sighing in my heart, why doesn't my wife temporarily add drama and not notify me!?

11. After the father-in-law heard the news that her husband was not his own son, he suffered from major depression, and finally did not resist the pressure to kill himself, and the insurance salary compensation was 700,000. The mother-in-law immediately became a very rich person, and there were many young men pursuing her. That time, the mother-in-law asked a handsome guy: "You want to be my boyfriend, so what will you do?" The handsome guy said very seriously, "I will love you." The mother-in-law was immediately happy and asked, "You seem to know everything, so what can you not do?" The handsome guy said solemnly, "I'm not going to leave you." "Then the mother-in-law married this young man...

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