1． I went on a business trip with the hostess, and when she came back, she got pregnant and fired me, and I was furious, so I found the boss. The hostess said. Do you know why you were fired, I said

1． I went on a business trip with the hostess, and when she came back, she got pregnant and fired me, and I was furious, so I found the boss. The hostess said. Do you know why you were expelled, I said I don't know, didn't I buy milk powder for the child? The hostess said no, why do others send you a happy one next time? After saying that, he threw the beer lid on my head. Heck, how do people now know that this is power. There was no way but to look for a job. Find a factory, the security guard will not let in, there is no way but to say to the security guard: I came to find the daughter-in-law, the security guard said: Who is your daughter-in-law, say the name I am sure, just next to the list of excellent employees in the factory, I casually read a xxx. Then the security guard took the baton and began to beat me: She is my daughter-in-law, what is your relationship with my daughter-in-law. Then I was kicked out.

2. When I came home at night, I saw my parents sitting at the dinner table looking at the pot bun meat in a daze. I asked what? My mom: Cook the pot wrapped meat for you, eat it while it's hot! I added rice three times before I ate the pot wrapped meat, lying on the bed and unable to move, I couldn't help but sigh in my heart: It is maternal love that makes me warm. In the blink of an eye, I saw them wearing coats, and I asked: Why are you two going? My Dad: Your uncle please eat hairy crab, your mother said that the pot wrapped meat thrown strange pity!?

3. Grandpa didn't go to school, nor did he carry a gun, so he practiced martial arts with Yamano Langzhong! After practicing martial arts for several years, he fought all over the town. Now in his eighties, no one is afraid, except my grandmother. I quipped: Grandpa and Grandma never quarrel, it seems to be true love! Grandpa sighed and said: No way! I didn't go to school, your grandmother went to private school for two years, and intellectuals can't afford it!

4, in the electronics factory to work and sleep was fired by the lead, came to a new company, not very like the colleagues inside. Then the boss also shielded them and put small shoes on me everywhere, and I had no choice but to resign. Before leaving, I pointed to the boss's nose and said: Sooner or later, one day, you will be hungry enough to come to me! Finally, just yesterday, the boss called me: Hey, why hasn't the takeaway I ordered delivered yet? Can you hurry up?

5. After returning home at night, I asked my wife if there was hot water in the water heater and wanted to take a hot bath. The wife replied that there was. So I found a change of clothes, went into the bathroom, adjusted the water and washed it for a while, and found that the temperature of the water was getting higher and higher. At first I thought there was something wrong with the switch that adjusted the water temperature, but I adjusted it in the opposite direction, and the water temperature still didn't drop at all. I shouted outside, "Wife, why can't the water temperature drop?" Is the faucet switch broken? The wife replied in the living room: "It is not bad, there is no water today, there is no cold water." As soon as I heard it, my lungs were about to explode: "Then why don't you tell me?" The wife replied slowly, "Didn't you say you wanted to take a hot shower?" ”

6, I have a girlfriend has known since junior high school, our relationship is very good. Two days ago, I looked at a somewhat expensive dress on the Internet, and I didn't dare to buy it home for fear of being told by my husband. So I asked my girlfriend to help me buy it, and the delivery address was written in her home. I said: Send your home, he will not know! Hahaha! My girlfriend asked: You don't carry it? I hesitated: Oh... I haven't thought about it that far yet!

7. The school began to ban the Internet, and everyone in the dormitory did not have internet access. Angry, I called 10010, and the customer service asked me: Where is your current address? Me: Baiyun District, Guangzhou. Customer Service: Can you say specific points? Me: Inside my school dormitory. Then customer service doesn't get back to me.

8, the neighbor's uncle is more than 60 years old, his hands and feet are not very useful, and he has raised a cat star and a Wang xingren. The two animals have a very good relationship, often cooperate in crimes, the other day I just entered the door and saw such a scene... The chicken leg that Uncle bought, picked it up and just wanted to eat it, the cat star person swooped on the table and slapped the chicken leg away, and Wang Xingren grabbed it and threw his legs and ran. The two beasts ran to the corner of the wall to share the booty, leaving the uncle with a black line on his face.?

9, this day the millionaire and the school flower wife chat together. The millionaire lit a cigarette and said, "Successful people like me, can you cite a flaw?" The wife said lightly, "No! The millionaire laughed and said, "It's okay, just give one!" The wife gave a blank look and said, "No! Asking the same answer several times, the rich man suddenly felt warm in his heart!

10. My brother's house was demolished, and he became a rich man overnight, driving a Rolls-Royce Phantom and wearing a Rolex watch on his hand. On weekends, my brother took me out to play. In the highway service area, I saw my ex-girlfriend selling drinks on the side of the road, so I said to my brother: Brother, she dumped me in the first place, you got off the car at the front corner and waited for me, I drove back to install a handful in front of her!! Then I drove the Rolls-Royce to my ex-girlfriend's booth, got out of the car and said: "Come two bottles of water!" Hey, how are you?? My ex-girlfriend was obviously surprised to see me. She stared at the luxury car next to me and said: "I haven't seen you for a long time, it's a good mix!" After some greetings, I took the float. But, damn, I habitually sat in the co-pilot!!?

11. My sister-in-law recently got her driver's license, so she pestered me all day to teach her to drive. Today we practiced the car, there was a wedding team in front, I said to my sister-in-law: Hurry up and overtake the wedding car, it is too congested. The sister-in-law's driving skills were too poor, so she kept following behind the wedding car. Ten minutes later, the wedding car convoy stopped, a handsome man with the groomsmen's gift flowers pinned to his chest came down, stuffed a red envelope to the sister-in-law and said: Don't follow, my brother has a place for you, you are more inclusive, today he is married, you forget him! "#Funny Moment##年度搞笑名场面 #