The manager was very afraid of his wife. Once, after work, we drank together. Eventually his wife came to him, and the manager said he wouldn't go back. His wife was in a hurry and threw down a harsh word

The manager was very afraid of his wife. Once, after work, we drank together. Eventually his wife came to him, and the manager said he wouldn't go back. His wife was in a hurry at that time, and she threw down a harsh word and left: "Tonight I don't want the old lady to open the door for you!" "The manager came to work today and went out of his way to show us how he opened the door. At that time, he said four words: "The courier has arrived!" ”

2. "I" is located on the south side of shangshan gate in the Qingming Shanghe Park, with a total collection of more than 700 pieces of ancient lamps, spanning two thousand years, and the ancient lamps of different styles in the past dynasties are exhibited here in "I". Walking in slowly, the star lanterns hanging on the beams of the room and the ancient lamps shine together, one illuminates the road ahead and the other brightly surrounds

3, a student's QQ status: there are too many homework, you can use homework to play cards. "A pair of language rolls!" "Don't!" "I want it! Four English rolls exploded! "If you can't afford it, keep going." "Three historical scrolls with one political scroll." "Or not." "A pair of math papers, reported..."

4, because myopia sees others as my sister... Then walk slowly over and suddenly there is a roar! Startled them a lot, turned my face to find that I had recognized the wrong person, to avoid embarrassment, and then I continued to walk, taking a few steps and roaring, taking a few steps and roaring, until I stepped out of their sight............

5. When I left the subway station last night, a staff member who sold a second-hand house immediately handed me a flyer and said, "Hello, are you considering buying a house?" I replied lightly, "No money." "I'm getting ready to keep walking. The salesman shouted at me, "You can come over when you have money later!" "At that moment, I was moved, and even a stranger believed in you so much. So I looked in his direction: "I won't have money in the future!" ”

6. Last night I went to my mother-in-law's house for dinner, and as a result, my sister-in-law and my mother-in-law quarreled while eating. The sister-in-law shouted that she was going to run away from home, and said to her mother-in-law, "Pack my clothes for me, I will run away from home!" "We all laughed, this junior high school student is actually running away from home! After a while, the sister-in-law came out of the bedroom, wearing only a short sleeve. I asked her: Why do you wear so little? Before the sister-in-law could speak, the mother-in-law came out of the bedroom and said, "I let her get out of the house!"

7, today is optimistic about a dress price tag of 588 yuan, try on a good habitual touch into the pocket, lie down! Groove love crazy 6, there must be someone trying to pass through, immediately said that the boss wants this one, the price is not said, go out of the door and rush out to take a look, Nima, model.

8, the day is too hot, too lazy to walk, wait for the bus did not come, lazy to wait, swept a small bicycle, locked open to find that the car is broken, dropped the chain, got half a day did not repair, looked up to see the bus gone... Don't mention more twisting in the heart, the car lock is also open, 1 dollar can not be spent in vain, push the car back, to the community door and regret it, pushing the car is more tired than walking empty-handed, the key to lock the car, prompt consumption of 2 yuan ...

9, today on the subway met a very beautiful little sister has been staring at me, see I am uncomfortable. Finally, the little sister got up and walked slowly toward me, my careful liver thumping. The little sister walked up to me and made a sweet voice: Little brother, you are so handsome! As soon as I heard it, I immediately gave her a slap and said to her: "Didn't you say nonsense?" What do I have to do with you? Are you looking for stubble? The little sister was speechless by my intimidation! Hmmm, you can't be merciful to such a girl!

10, just recently made a girlfriend, very simple. Last night the buddy invited a guest to the bar, and I took my girlfriend with me. Then the surrounding booths lined up one after another to deliver two or three bottles of beer, and left without saying a word. We enviously said to the brothers: Brother, yes, the people are quite wide. The buddy looked confused and said, "I don't know these people!" At this point, my girlfriend said shyly: They are all my drinking friends!

1 I work in the bank, today I saw a big mother in the wealth manager to ask about financial management problems, complaining about the low efficiency of financial returns, saying that the financial returns of other banks can be high, talking about leaving. The aunt came to the door of the bank, saw that no one stopped her and turned back, unhappily pointed to the wealth manager and said: You little girl is new, right? How can you not do business like this? Give two barrels of oil and you're done!

12, one day in the restaurant to eat, after paying for a long time did not serve! I was so hungry that I couldn't get angry, so I got up and went outside. The front desk saw it and asked me: "This gentleman, why haven't you eaten and are leaving?" Me: "I'll go to the next shop to eat before I come over and wait for you to serve." ”

13, a long-distance bus, hungry in a service area can not do, ready to be slaughtered after the psychological preparation to buy a bucket of instant noodles, surprisingly as long as 3 pieces of 5, really "conscience price ah! We sighed as we walked to the place where the water was turned on. But what caught our eye was... Boiling water 5 yuan!

14, last night heavy rain, passing a supermarket, saw a goddess-level sister paper looking at the rain scene, the expression is very pitiful. Immediately rushed into the supermarket to buy an umbrella, was about to go out, saw the goddess come in and shouted: "Husband, you can go, so late." At this time, I heard the supermarket owner say: "You stand in front of the store for a while, and the umbrellas you enter are almost sold out." "I'll go, witty boss!"