1. At the class reunion, the female classmate asked me angrily: "You had a crush on me, why didn't you chase me?" I also exhaled and said, "I wrote you a love letter, why don't you respond?"

1. At the class reunion, the female classmate asked me angrily: "You had a crush on me, why didn't you chase me?" I also exhaled and said, "I wrote you a love letter, why don't you respond?" The female classmate breathlessly said, "My husband gave it to me, not you!" I exhaled even more, "I've written it and asked him to give it to you." The female classmate exhaled more and more: "Why don't you give it yourself!" I exhaled and said, "Your husband said, he helped me give." The female classmate breathlessly said, "Why don't you write your name!" I gasped in response: "Written! Next to her, her husband, my classmate exhaled and said, "I changed it with the alteration liquid!" "My female classmates and I gasped and wrestled with him. Then, the class reunion dispersed. Who, you say, is the most angry?

2, the old man dreamed at night, the father of the old man gave her the dream to say the number of the two-color request. When I went to buy it the next day, I planted 60 million yuan and then the old man immediately ordered a top-mounted Rolls-Royce from abroad and lived in a villa. Once, he drove to Sinopec to refuel, added 180 yuan of oil, and left. After walking for a while, when I got out of the car to buy water, the old man suddenly found that the gas station did not find change. The old man immediately drove back to the gas station to find someone to ask for it. The gas driver sister said that he had found it, and the old man insisted that there was none, and finally adjusted the monitoring and found that he did not pay at all.

3, the sister-in-law felt unwell, went to the hospital to check it out, unexpectedly found out that she was pregnant, called and told her boyfriend. The boyfriend was very happy, bought a bottle of fetal supplement, and said to the sister-in-law: "You will definitely help the development of the fetus after eating!" The sister-in-law looked at this thing for a long time and threw the bottle down the window. The boyfriend asked, "Why throw it away?" The sister-in-law scolded, "Are you stupid! This is the glue that mends the tires of the bicycle. ”

4, just arrived at the company to see the colleagues next door listless. I looked at him curiously and asked, "What's wrong with you, it doesn't look good." The colleague listened to me and looked at me, and said helplessly: "Alas, Gou Fugui has been crying in front of me recently because he is too poor to break up with his girlfriend, which makes me feel very bad!" I listened with great emotion and asked, "Are you sympathizing with him?" The colleague gave me a blank look and said angrily: "Sympathy for a yarn, the same is poor, why does he have a girlfriend?" ”

5. After dropping out of high school, I went to work in an electronics factory. A colleague's family member was seriously ill, and he sold the garage or did not pay enough for medical treatment. Our boss organized fundraising, anonymous can be real named, everyone donates anonymously, and I also donated 500 anonymously. I never expected that which faceless person actually donated 10 yuan in my name, and you can donate more in your real name.

6, the president's sister-in-law accidentally became pregnant, the child's father did not want to run away responsibly, the president gave me 5 million to let me marry her, I resolutely agreed. After I had the money, I bought a house in Tomson Yipin and waited for the birth of the child. This year, my son is 3 years old, watching others ride bicycles, and he is also clamoring to learn. I bought a car on Taobao and practiced with him downstairs for an afternoon. Later, I couldn't help it and yelled at him: Can't learn it for so long, are you a pig? The son looked aggrieved: Daddy, you ride to show me! Me: I won't! Son: Such an adult can't ride a car, are you a pig?

7. Curiously, I said to the restaurant owner, "It was your daughter who just served the food, right?" The boss smiled and said, "That's my daughter-in-law..." I was surprised and asked, "So pretty, talk about it, why did you catch up..." The boss said: "A year ago, she fell asleep in my hotel, I woke her up, she told me that she didn't remember anything, only remembered that she was a fairy who had been degraded from heaven and fell into the mortal world... And then we were together. "

8. Colleagues came back from a business trip to invite guests, during which someone joked with his wife: Are you afraid that this man has been traveling for so long? Fifty percent of the way he would cheat! Then, his wife looked at the man and said slowly: No! The man asked, "Do you believe him so much?" His wife said: My husband I understand, the infidelity rate will not be so low...

9, last night, the female manager asked me to drive to accompany her to meet customers, and socialized until more than 12 o'clock in the evening, so I opened two rooms in the Super 8 hotel and slept. At two o'clock in the morning, I was awakened by a phone call from the female manager, who said that she was alone in the room and was afraid and asked me to accompany her. I woke up suddenly, and I said you can come to my room and sleep. Then I went to her room when she came, and then I was fired when I went back to work...

10. Today, my mother asked a neighbor to come to the house to play mahjong, and asked me to clean up my room: "Look at your room!" Me: "What's wrong with my house?" Mom: "It's as messy as a pig's nest!" Me: "It's okay, don't pack." The old mother roared angrily: "You say it again! Me: "Have you ever seen a pig clean up his own house?" Isn't it all pig packing? ”?

11. A female colleague in our department was unfortunately widowed some time ago, she abandoned her 5-year-old son and remarried to a rich man. It just so happened that my husband and I had been married for many years without children, so I took the children home and treated them as if they were my own. Last night, I downloaded a daily cool run on my phone to teach the little ones to play. While playing, he suddenly pressed his finger on me. I asked strangely, "What are you doing here?" The little guy said, "I'm playing a game." Me: "Why do you want to press me when you play the game?" The little guy replied, "The game says let me try someone nearby, I'm the only one nearby." ”

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