1, once took the train sleeper, the upper bunk is a young woman, looking beautiful. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above

1, once took the train sleeper, the upper bunk is a young woman, looking beautiful. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above, and then said to me, you are a good person at first glance, you should not have any thoughts about me, right? I was surprised and said, good people also like beautiful women, you look so beautiful, I have ideas about you is a very normal thing. The beautiful woman said helplessly, then do you have a wife? I shook my head and said, I haven't married yet, and she asked again, do you have a girlfriend? I shook my head and said my first love was still there. She sighed and said, this is deep in the middle of the night, there are only two of us in the whole sleeper private room, you will definitely bully me, forget it, I will still be your girlfriend directly. I have a girlfriend for no reason, and I am quite dizzy, but this is also very good, and finally ended the single state. After getting off the train, I took her to a big meal, bought her jewelry bags and clothes, and her mood was obviously better, she smiled and said, I didn't expect you to be rich. I shook my head and said, I have worked for so many years, I have only saved tens of thousands of dollars, and today I spent all of it on you. She looked at me with a complicated look and said, You are really good to me, but your money has been spent, what should we do in the future? It's impossible to drink the northwest wind, right?

2. The teacher called the parents: "Take your son back, your son has economic brains, is a piece of business material, and it is wasted to study here." The parents asked, "How do you see that my son is financially minded?" The teacher said: "Yesterday's assignment, he did not hand in, asked him why he did not turn in, he said there was no homework book, asked him where the homework book he just sent went, he said that he sold it to classmates." ”?

3, that day I tried to call my boyfriend to their dormitory, who knows if it is not the boyfriend who answered the phone. At that time, I was a little embarrassed, so I made up a name and said, "Are you in the dormitory?" In fact, I want to pretend to find the wrong person, who knows that the roommate hesitated for a moment and said: Beautiful girl, you wait for me, I will call you over. I panicked at the time, I didn't expect the prank to fail to return to the pit, and quickly hung up the phone in fright. I didn't know until later that my boyfriend said they were across from a guy in the dorm room who called me that name, oh my God.

4. Some time ago, the rich installed an aquarium in the villa on the outskirts of the country and spent a lot of money to renovate it. On weekends, he took his son, who had just started elementary school, on a tour. The colorful types of fish in the water are swimming happily, and the scenery is breathtaking. But the son was not at all interested in this, wiped his stomach and said: I don't want to see the fish in the water, it is too boring, let's go and see the fish lying on the plate. "

5. Recently, the unit transferred a general manager from the headquarters, and the company system control is very strict. As long as he was late for work, even if he was five minutes late, he couldn't escape, so he had to bow deeply to him in front of the whole office and say sincerely: I'm sorry, I'm late. This afternoon, the angry people agreed to be five minutes late together, and then dressed in black uniforms, with a dignified face, bowed to the waiting leader at the company door, and then said: Lead, I'm sorry, we are late.

6. After my wife became pregnant, I didn't want her to beat her up, so I gave birth. Now that my son is in kindergarten, he came home from school yesterday with a portrait, and I: Who is this painting? Son: This is the mother I painted! I laughed and said: It's so ugly, it doesn't look like my mother at all. The son explained: This is my mother's appearance without makeup, I will put on makeup for her in a while, and it looks good after makeup!

7. I saw a loving couple walking hand in hand. The girl accidentally fell, her knees on the ground, her eyes tearful. The man immediately took out his mobile phone and shot it from all angles, and the woman cried angrily. The man put away his mobile phone: "The ground is cold, hurry up!" I've already taken a photo for you, wait enough for you to send space, circle of friends, vbo. At this time, the girl smiled and giggled and climbed up: "Honey, or you know me best." ”

8. The sister-in-law took the nephew to threaten the mother, asked her to help pay the mortgage, or took the nephew away. The mother was distressed about her grandson and had to agree, but did not want to go out to work for others, so she used her pension to open a restaurant. When I don't go to work on weekends, I go to my mother's shop to help. As a result, I did not expect that the male god who had been in love for a long time actually came to the restaurant to eat, and the male god was drunk! I went up to care, and the male god suddenly said sadly: Time flies so fast, in the blink of an eye, we have all been divorced for eight years. In order to break the embarrassment, I comforted him: You have been divorced for eight years, and I have not married until now! The mother said next to her: Yes, and I can't even find a boyfriend! I:......

9, playing "dating software" when I met a second-married old man, chatted for a month and then asked me to meet after dinner, he took me to the treasure shop, I tried a diamond ring, very like, see the price of 21800 let me stop. Just as I was about to put it back, he grabbed the ring, then got down on one knee and asked me if I would marry him. There were many people around, and I was surprised and happy in my heart, and I agreed to him with a red face. Unexpectedly, he actually returned the ring to the shopping guide, and then took my hand and left!

10. After the mother-in-law gave birth to her second child, she returned to her mother's house to sit in confinement, and the old man had nothing to do at home to meet with female netizens who had been chatting for more than half a year. When eating, the old man has been deliberately drinking alcohol for female netizens. Later, when she was drunk unconscious, the old man immediately booked a room. After making sure that she slept, the old man smiled evilly and fled back to his hometown by train overnight. The old man thought angrily: Now the P-chart technology is so developed? Almost scared me to death!

11, wife: I bought so much sauce meat, ham sausage for you to cut, how did it become so much in a moment? Chef Husband: Oh, I'm in the cafeteria just eating while cutting, and I'm used to it. Today I was stunned to see a scene in front of a store in the school, a girl wearing short sleeves did not know what she was doing, so cold weather that she wore short sleeves and was still a girl. I quickly walked over to see which girl was so domineering, planning to get to know each other, and then when I got closer, I found that she was weighing herself.......

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