1, with the two sisters to share a room, share a bathroom, each bath is their first washing, when it is my turn there is no hot water. So I talked to them, and they said there was a way to have the best of both worlds, Jean

1, with the two sisters to share a room, share a bathroom, each bath is their first washing, when it is my turn there is no hot water. So I talked to them, and they said they had the best of both worlds, and asked me to rub their backs, saving water and washing the bath at the same time. It's really a good idea, but after washing a few times, I found that rubbing my back is really not an easy job. Forget it ~ I'm a big man, use cold water to use cold water, at least not so tired... I ate with her 25 times a month and was beaten at least 22 times. I looked closely at the clerk, the little girl seems to be good, I was wondering if I really wanted to change someone to drive my car? At this moment, the sister-in-law said: "Brother, hit her... Or go back and hit you at night! "I was scared as soon as I heard it, I ran out of the door, I had to hide in my girlfriend's house to see how she hit me?

2. Today is Saturday, my parents took me to the countryside to play and feel the natural scenery. When I got there, I ran like a wild horse out of the woods. It wasn't long before my body was covered in dirt, and then my father lectured me. Mom also said at the side: Bear son, a few hundred dollars of clothes are such a mess. I was immediately unhappy, they are true love, I was just accidental! I listened and continued to run, not knowing how a nail went through my shoe and into my foot. Looking at the busy figure of my parents, I was wrong, they still hurt me!

3. After many years of studying with Ye Lang Middle School, he opened a small clinic by himself. As soon as the door opened today, a man hurried in. I asked him what was wrong, and he said he had accidentally swallowed a coin some time ago and wanted to take it out. I was very surprised to hear this, and asked him incomprehensibly: After such a long time, how did you come? The man was silent for a while, sighed and said: Don't mention it, if I don't have the money to spend, I can't remember it at all!?

4, high school crush on the female table, like a person, always think of bullying her, deliberately make her bad. Every time I secretly screwed the lid of her water cup very tightly, so that she couldn't unscrew it, she would let me unscrew it for her. When she graduated, she said to me, "Actually, I always knew that the lid was screwed by you." I listened to a little excitement just about to confess, she paused and said: "You are not good at learning, people are ugly, in the future, the hand is stronger, moving bricks will not lose on the starting line." ”

5. Go to work, grab my beloved Maybach car keys and get ready to go out! Just about to leave, I suddenly found a small note written by my wife next to me: "Husband! Come on! "There was a heart drawn next to it! A burst of warmth in my heart, I have already achieved fame, and I am so inspirational! In my heart, I silently swear: Wife, I will definitely strive to improve my cooking skills, so that you can eat well, drink well and be happy! Ten minutes later, the car ran aground on the road because it ran out of gas!

6. I remember when I was a child, the old people in the village often talked about a small story. It is said that an older leftover woman in a certain village often laments when she chats. She originally went on a blind date with a high-quality man, and the first time she went to the man's house, the mother-in-law cooked a large pot of her favorite rice dumplings. In those years, I was deprived of materials, and I ate a large bowl, and my eyes were still hooked. The mother-in-law said that she wanted to eat and then go to Sheng, and she really went to Sheng again! And then the next day he was dismissed...?

7. Once taking my three-year-old son to the park, I saw a couple kissing. My son asked me, "Dad, what are they doing?" I said: They're putting on a show. Last night, the community came to a troupe to perform a program, and the host sister in the middle said: Are there any audience friends willing to come up and perform a program for everyone to entertain? The son ran up the fart, and then wrapped up the host sister for a kiss.

8, a few days ago I heard that my buddy girlfriend broke up with him and ran away with a rich and handsome man. So I asked, "How powerful is this rich and handsome man?" Can you poach your girlfriend? My friend replied, "It's the kind of rich and handsome guy who drinks yogurt and doesn't lick the lid." "After listening to his words, I feel that this rich and handsome man is really rich, and he has reached a certain extraordinary realm."

9, the brother-in-law in the company all the way up, and now promoted to the general manager, I took a Chinese cigarette, a bottle of Wuliangye to his home to celebrate. After arriving, I found that there were two turtles in the brother-in-law's fish tank, I don't know what species, and the shells of the turtles are colorful. So, I patted my brother-in-law on the back and said: If you have a cub, can you give me one, it is a very expensive breed at first glance! The brother-in-law said: You want, you can take it now, my son will take his mother's several bottles of nail polish? Painted off, now she looks at it and breathes! I said: No wonder!

10. My brother has an aunt who is only 5 years older than him and is the school flower of Southeast University. That day, my brother and his aunt were walking around the street holding hands. The two men's actions were particularly affectionate, and as a result, they were seen by the class teacher who passed by. The class teacher immediately called his brother's mother and accused him of jujube love. The brother's mother asked him what was going on, and the brother said helplessly: You ask your sister! Then, he was beaten up by his mother!

11. The wife is a supervisor in a listed company and has a good relationship with the female manager. My wife called me last night, and the female manager was going to come to the house after work. I immediately went to the RT-Mart supermarket to buy something, and a man who was about my age suddenly pulled me in. The man asked: Do you remember me? Me: Not impressed. Man: We are junior high school classmates, the one who won the first prize in the city composition in the seventh grade. Me: I'm not impressed. Man: Eighth grade won the first prize in provincial English! Me: I'm not impressed. Man: The one in the ninth grade who lifted the teacher's skirt. Me: I remembered, I didn't expect it to be you!

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