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Last night, I was sitting cross-legged on the bed when someone suddenly said, "Wife, you love me, right?" "When someone finished speaking, he stretched out his hands and made a circular motion, trying to hug me."

author:Autumn rhyme 704

Last night, I was sitting cross-legged on the bed when someone suddenly said, "Wife, you love me, right?" Someone finished speaking, stretched out his hands, made a circular motion, and wanted to hug me.

"Whoops! I lost money playing cards today, and I want to bribe me with the Huairou policy. I gave someone a blank look with a nasty expression. And quickly turned his body to the side, dodging someone's hug.

Someone awkwardly withdrew his hands and smiled silly at me.

"If you have something to say, put it on, don't give me these useless things, I've been married for 20 years, and I don't understand those flower intestines in your stomach."

"My son said, the rice dumplings you wrapped today are very delicious, I missed the time to taste the rice dumplings when I played cards, I am hungry now, can you help me heat it up?"

"Oh, the money has been lost, do you still mean to ask me to eat hot rice dumplings for you?"

"What I lost was the change I saved in a year." Didn't you say that in the morning? Allow me to play cards for a day, win or lose, regardless of the outcome. You know I lost. ”

Someone finished speaking and looked at me with a look of disbelief.

"You're not an actor, and you're going to deliberately hide your emotions. You lose money, and the moment you come back in the door at night, your expression betrays you. After living with you for 20 years, I still learned a little bit of the ability to observe and perceive color. I said.

"What was my expression the moment I walked in the door?" Someone can't wait to ask.

"Shrugging his head, listless, like a defeated rooster. When he came back, he didn't speak, and he looked at the frustrated expression after losing all the money. ”

"If you win money, with your flamboyant character, you will immediately take out the money you won and show it to me when you come back." I continued.

After someone listened to me, he looked at me affectionately. Then I lay down, rested my head on my lap, and whispered softly as I continued to repeat the first sentence I had said earlier, "Wife, you're so nice." ”

After a pause, he continued: "I lost money today, and I thought you would scold me when you knew. The result was unexpected, and I didn't speak ill of me after knowing it, just like I didn't lose money, your generosity made me feel a little ashamed, and I won't play cards in the future, and use that money to improve my family's life."

Ha ha! Someone has finally been hooked, and the purpose I wanted has been achieved.

In order to make someone stop playing cards in the future, (he may play once or twice a year.) I thought about it and continued to ask tentatively, "Want to know why I didn't scold you?" ”

After someone listened, the reaction was very fast, a carp sat up, dug his ear with his hand, and then said: "Wife, you say, I will listen to it." ”

Seeing someone so funny, I burst out laughing.

After laughing, I said to him slowly and logically: "You play cards and lose money, and your mood is not good." If I nag you again, will you feel that I am annoyed, everywhere to control you, I said you, with your personality will definitely quarrel with me, after all, you used to win more, lose less. I can't always ask you to win every time you play cards and not lose, because you are not God. ”

Having said that, I squinted my eyes at someone. Because I know that someone now understands that it is not easy to make money, and losing money will make his heart ache for a while. As a woman, although I am also very sad about the money, but at the end of the year, he will relax for a day or two, at most he will ask me for 1,000 yuan, sometimes only a few hundred yuan, no matter whether he wins or loses, I rarely ask him the result. If he wins, he will give me the one he won back, and when he loses, he will not fight again, and he will not ask me for money again.

It was also because he knew that even if I asked, I would not give it to him again.

It is actually very important for a man to marry a wise wife, and it is still necessary to give face to a man. Although I also hate men playing cards, he goes once a year, and if his hands itch and he doesn't let him go, he may quarrel. Sisters, if your family also knows how to play cards, how do you do it?

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