1. Go back to your hometown with your boyfriend, at the mouth of the village, the boyfriend is urinating urgently, it is convenient to go to the grove, I am waiting on the side of the road, there is a grandfather coming, the uncle asked me: "Girl, who are you looking for in our village?"

1. Go back to my hometown with my boyfriend, at the mouth of the village, my boyfriend is urinating urgently, it is convenient to go to the grove, I am waiting on the side of the road, there is a grandfather coming, the uncle asked me: "Girl, who are you looking for in our village?" Me: "Uncle, I'll go to Li Xiaodong's house!" Just then, my boyfriend came out and I said to him, "Did this uncle say anything about your village?" Boyfriend: "This grandson who does not know, my neighbor" I tugged on the boyfriend's clothes to make him speak more politely, and the uncle next to him saw the boyfriend and greeted him happily: "Second grandfather, you are back?" I, depend, the rural generations are really chaotic...

2. A beautiful beautiful woman was deceived into the pyramid scheme nest by her classmates, the pyramid scheme leader brainwashed her in class, the beauty was very cooperative with the serious study of the lecture, and the light of worship flashed in her eyes: I had to sincerely say, "Big brother, I worship you as a teacher, you teach me well, take me, let me learn to make money with you." As soon as the eldest brother heard that the beauty was hooked, he said to let her pay the money, and the beauty said yes, I will go home tomorrow to get the money! You must take me to the top of my life! The eldest brother heard that the beautiful woman wanted to go home to get the money, and his heart was even happier, and he continued to brainwash her: "You can ask your family to transfer money to you, so that you don't have to run around, and you can quickly seize the opportunity to get rich." The beauty said, "My father will not give me money if I don't go back, my father is a very stubborn person, he will not see me, he will not give me money." "The eldest brother is blinded by money, and he also believes in his brainwashing technology, thinking that the beauty is too simple and has been brainwashed successfully." The next morning, I asked the beautiful woman to hurry back to get the money, and the beautiful woman said grievously: "Big brother, I don't have a fare, can you borrow 600 yuan for me?" When I come back I'll pay you back a thousand dollars. "The eldest brother thought about it, anyway, the money she got back was mine, and it didn't hurt to lend her some." So the eldest brother gave the beautiful woman six hundred yuan. The female college students thanked her, thanked her again and again, and promised to return soon. A week passed, the female college student did not come back, the eldest brother waited impatiently, he picked up the mobile phone and called her and asked: "When are you coming back?" There is no chance to come back. The female college student replied: "You liar, do you really think I have been brainwashed by you?" If it wasn't for the escape, I wouldn't have bothered to act with you? I've called the police, you're waiting to be caught! ”

 3. The girl jumped back home and shouted: Daddy, I'm back! Dad: How did you go? Girl: 40 points on the test! Dad: Then you have to keep up with the study, obedient Dad will buy you a dress. Then the son came home: Dad, I'm back. Dad: How many points did you get on the test? Son: 90! Dad yelled: Why not 100 points! Give me a penalty stop!

4. Recently, my daughter-in-law always basks in her cooking skills in the circle of friends, in fact, I do it, she just poses for a photo. Today my daughter-in-law said that several of her friends were going to come and try her craft, and my daughter-in-law was sad, and I had to work overtime and couldn't cook. Finally, my daughter-in-law said to me with a big face: You don't have to work overtime, how much money is overtime? I'll give you double, it's a thousand bucks, get rid of the salary, and tip you the rest. I......

 5. The president only has a thousand gold, he will use 10 million to recruit a door-to-door son-in-law, I immediately signed up. After getting married, I didn't have any place in the family. I left work early last night, and I made a meal for my wife. After my wife finished eating, she wiped her mouth: When I get rich, I will not let you go to work, and you will cook a meal every day. Hearing this, I whispered joy in my heart, fantasizing about sleeping until I woke up naturally every day, playing games at home, and making a meal at the point... In the end, I was happier and happier, and I happily did all the work of washing dishes and clothes!

6. That year, I developed a room with a sister in a foreign country. Because of staggered work hours, we basically didn't see each other. In the middle of the night, my sister suddenly knocked on my door. She shyly borrowed two batteries from me and said the remote control was running out of battery. I took a closer look, and my sister was quite pretty. However, I didn't sleep well that night, and I never heard my sister knock on my door again. So the question is, does the girl not want to return my battery?

7. Yesterday the owner took us to the water park to play, played for a while to urinate and went to the toilet. When she came out, she saw a female colleague wearing swimming goggles, and Gem walked behind a strange man and kicked the man into the pool. I smiled and walked over to my female colleague and asked, "How did that man offend you?" You kick him down. Only to see her take off the swimming goggles full of water mist, look at me in amazement and say, "Why are you still here?" Who is that who fell into the water? ”

 8. Neighbor Xiao Wang bought a big lotto and won 32 million. Receiving the bonus to go to the bank to deposit money, he nervously handed the money in: "I save money." Teller: "How much?" Survival or death? Xiao Wang: "You count to see how many, dead or alive, you decide." Teller: "Thirty-two million?" Xiao Wang: "Well, it's thirty-two million." Teller: "Set a password." Xiao Wang: "I won't set it up, you can help me." The teller pointed to the machine and patiently said, "You press the 6-digit password on it, you can remember it!" Xiao Wang: "I can't remember, or you press 6 numbers, you can remember." ”

9. The female leader of the unit wants to come to my house to eat the dumplings I packed for her, the female leader road comes to my house to eat, I am a single man is indeed a little inconvenient, but dare not follow ah, after all, it is still dependent on her to pay wages. It took me more than two hours to wrap the dumplings, and the female manager said satisfactorily after eating: "The dumplings taste good, the time is a little late, my home just had a power outage, this can be done." "I was angry at once, I didn't pay my salary for three months, and now I'm asking me to pay for her electricity, thinking beautifully, and I already know that there is some laxative in the dumplings."

 10. The female colleague's father was hospitalized and asked me to borrow money, and I did not hesitate to lend her five thousand yuan. When I paid the money back two months later, I didn't order the money in person, I put it in my bag, went home and ordered the money twice, and found that there were two hundred more. The next day I returned her the extra two hundred dollars, and she didn't say anything, took the money and looked at me deeply. Then she slowly cooled me, and then she fell in love with another colleague.

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