1. When a friend was taking a hot spring, he suddenly urinated urgently, so he buried his entire body in the water to solve it. Who knew that a gush of red liquid rose in the water, "Frightened, think I have pee blood?" "Paul

1. When a friend was taking a hot spring, he suddenly had a urinary urgency, so he buried his entire body in the water to solve it. Who knew that a gush of red liquid rose in the water, "Frightened, think I have pee blood?" The security guard quickly dragged him out of the water and fined him 800 yuan, it turned out that the merchant had put the medicine in the water, and the drug changed color when it met with urine.

2. The brother-in-law moves bricks at a construction site and falls in love with the lady owner of the nightclub. When my brother once went to his father-in-law's house for dinner, his brother-in-law rented a Rolls-Royce. When he arrived at home, the old man couldn't wait to ask: What car did you drive? Brother-in-law: Hello uncle, I came in a Rolls Royce today! Old man: You go, you are not welcome in my house! The brother-in-law was very puzzled: Did I say something wrong? Why did you say I wasn't welcome when I first came up! Old Man: Why don't the Chinese people take a foreign name? Also Rolls-Royce.

3. The brother-in-law just graduated from Mizuki Engineering University and followed his girlfriend to see his parents, and it rained heavily that day. As soon as I entered the door, I heard my girlfriend's mother complain: "Your father went to buy vegetables, obviously knowing that it is going to rain, and he does not bring an umbrella when he goes out." The brother-in-law took his untied umbrella and rushed out. The girlfriend's mother said, "You haven't seen your uncle again, who are you going to give you an umbrella?" The brother-in-law said, "No problem, I can deduce my uncle's appearance through the appearance of your aunt and Li Li." ”

4. After my daughter was born, I was ugly and crying when I looked at it. I thought it was wrong to do the identification! When my body was better, I asked my husband to hold the child to do the personal identification, and after the identification, everyone laughed all night. Because my girlfriend and I arrived at the place of identification, the staff member looked at it and said: Are you planning to do a paternity test? I nodded, and the knotted staff left me speechless with a single word. The staff said: Is this still an appraisal? You see how much you two look like ah, it is a mold carved!

5. The mother-in-law was hit by a Maybach and became a stump, and the owner of the car lost more than 4 million. After my father-in-law got the money, he immediately divorced my mother-in-law and found me a young new mother-in-law. Six months after the two were married, the new mother-in-law became pregnant, and she wanted to eat spicy chicken and sweet and sour fish. The father-in-law couldn't help but ask: "Wife, they all say sour children and spicy daughters, you like to eat both sour and spicy, is it difficult to give birth to dragons and phoenix fetuses?" The brother-in-law immediately interjected: "Cut, from the situation of the child's father, according to the laws of genetics, the pregnant in my stepmother's belly should be a mother running!" ”

6, there is no computer at home, take the gamepad to play the "Double Dragon 2" in the learning machine! Suddenly, one day the place where the game console was placed became a summer vacation homework, and I decided to dig three feet into the ground to find the game console when my parents were not at home. As a result, I didn't find it for a whole summer vacation, until I was about to start school to sort out my school bag, only to find that the game console was hidden in my bag...

7. In the last physical education class, due to disturbance, he was punished by the physical education teacher for dozens of squats, and as a result, after the physical education class, his legs were shaking. Just when the math teacher called me to the office, he said: You look at your exam paper, how did you make it like this? I took a step forward to see clearly, the result of a soft leg did not stand steady, "snapped" to the teacher kneeling, the action is coherent and natural, even I did not react to the math teacher confused, quickly supported me, relieved to say: did not see ah, you are so strict with yourself!

8. The mother-in-law is now three married, but her relationship with the old woman is very tense. The two can always quarrel over a small matter... The old woman said viciously: I have never seen a daughter-in-law like you, and none of my son's first two daughters-in-law dared to argue with me. The mother-in-law gave a blank look: Oh yo, I have never seen a mother-in-law like you, and none of them dare to mess with me!

9, watching movies with my girlfriend, I feel that Fa Ge is handsome. Me: Am I your male god? Girlfriend: Where do you count as a male god, there is no male god characteristic at all. Me: You look down on me, how come I don't have the characteristics of male gods, what characteristics do you say male gods have? Girlfriend: Can't look at me.

10. On Monday, the local tycoon boss recruited employees to hold a meeting, and suddenly the boss's husky slowly entered the conference room. The local tycoon boss blew the dog out, and after a while the dog came again, and the local tycoon boss did not rush. See what the dog wants to do, walk around and sniff, walk to a male colleague in the second row. The male colleague jumped to the side in fright, and the cargo stretched out its claws to plane in the table hole and turned out a chicken leg. Then I grabbed the chicken leg and walked slowly...

11, I bought the big lotto and won 10 million, so I went to 4S to pick up a Rolls-Royce Phantom. Every day I got used to being busy and couldn't stay idle, so I went to run Didi. After the man got into the car, he asked: "Master, you drive such a good car, why do you still run Didi?" I smiled and said, "I have nothing to do at night, run Didi should be played, I don't expect to make money, my family has 8 houses, 50 million deposits, stocks want to fall, I don't buy anyway, I have a car and a house, have my own business, how free to be, except for my father who can't command me." The man listened and said, "Master, there is a turn in front!" I said, "OK! ”

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