1. I won 5.8 million yuan in the first time I bought a lucky lottery, and then threw 880,000 dowry to take a 178 cm flight attendant, but I regretted it when I saw my sister-in-law, and people are like this

1. I won 5.8 million yuan in the first time I bought a lucky lottery, and then Threw 880,000 dowries to win a 178 cm flight attendant, but I regretted it when I saw my sister-in-law, people are so out of breath, and the desire to have Longwang Shu has no end. And the flight attendant after giving birth to the child began to pull the body shape began to pull the crotch, the figure out of shape a little evil, looking at her greedy mouth stealing, I am very disgusted. As a result, people were still not convinced, and bragged to me: "At that time, I was a flower in the aviation college, especially popular with boys, there was a boy who was called excessive, almost to the point of obsession with me, no matter what time, no matter the wind and rain, no matter where I was, as long as I made a phone call, he would immediately rush to me!" I said sourly, "Really? What happened to the two of you, kissing? Or..." The flight attendant immediately interrupted me: "Why are you so dirty, we are innocent!" I made a look of disbelief, and my wife continued: "People deliver takeaways very professionally...."

2. The female boss who still has the charm of the showdown, I hope that my girlfriend will break up with me, my girlfriend scolds her old cow for eating tender grass, the female boss gives her 100,000 pieces, and then 200,000, 300,000 gradually increased! A week later, the girlfriend probably got eight or nine hundred thousand, and she was greedy and did not agree. When I went to bed that night, I told her, "Almost, take it when you see it!" The girlfriend lazily lay on the bed and said, "Afraid of something, she is stupid and has a lot of money." I said, "After all, there must be a limit, and the key is whether it is worth it!" Sure enough, the female boss smashed to 1 million, no longer increase the weight to give up! Say to me, "I'm tired! I'm not interested anymore! "I was angry and went home and got into a big fight with my girlfriend.

3. A new female colleague in the unit, the ability is quite strong is a little lazy, I think she is definitely not serious about doing things. But the supervisor shook his head and disagreed with me, he thought that lazy people are not necessarily not serious! I don't believe it, let him give an example. The manager scratched his head and said, "For example, my wife doesn't brush the dishes every time she finishes eating, but after I finish cleaning the dishes carefully, she can check out the flaws in my work very seriously!" ”

4. Regals especially like sports, especially like to play basketball. On this day, the rich man was playing basketball in the park, and in the middle of the way, a golfer suddenly went home, so they had to look for one. At this time, a tall man of 1 meter 9 passed by the basketball court, and the rich man immediately stepped forward and asked: Can you play basketball? The boy said: No. The rich man suddenly dismissed: Can't play basketball when you are so tall? The tall man was suddenly unhappy, looking down at the rich man and smiling contemptuously: Then will you sell burnt cakes?

5. The brother-in-law scored 690 points in the college entrance examination and successfully entered the dream Tsinghua University. Unexpectedly, one day of school, there was a female man and a brother-in-law in the class who were against each other everywhere. The brother-in-law said that he could not say that she could not beat anyone, so the woman let him be a grandson and let him call grandma. The next day, the brother-in-law finally won the woman. Suddenly, he shouted in the sky: Call your grandson! At this moment, the whole class boiled over.

7. After buying a house, I went to deliver food in order to pay off the mortgage. When I came home, I saw my 5-year-old son playing with his wife's mobile phone, I got angry and went to take the mobile phone away, educating him to study hard, so that he could become a rich second generation, and the son said that the rich second generation is not the first generation to become a rich generation? I said: You can make money for me, and then you are the second generation of the rich. The wife said: Can you order your face again?

8. I haven't lived with my boyfriend, and yesterday we went to see my boyfriend's parents. The mother-to-be took my hand and asked me, "Girl, what car do you usually drive to work?" Me: "I usually drive the Chery A3 that my dad bought me!" The mother-in-law looked unhappy: "Then how to do it, that car is not worthy of you, tomorrow I will buy you a Porsche, you don't have to go today!" "I forgot my father's advice as soon as I was happy, and I slept in the same window with my boyfriend at night. The next day the three of us came to the 4S store, and the mother-in-law said to the shopping guide, "Bring me a 500,000 Porsche." The shopping guide was shocked: "Auntie, Porsche does not have 500,000 ah!" The mother-in-law was furious: "Isn't it written outside that Porsche 500,000?" The shopping guide: "Auntie, you go out and walk west for two minutes, and the Audi of that company is only 100,000." ”

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