The female colleague went to withdraw the money, took ten thousand and vomited fifty thousand, she looked up at the monitoring! Counted ten thousand in the bag, and the rest was put on the cabinet and left! Half a month later, I received a telegram from the head of the legal department of the bank

The female colleague went to withdraw the money, took ten thousand and vomited fifty thousand, she looked up at the monitoring! Counted ten thousand in the bag, and the rest was put on the cabinet and left! Half a month later, I received a call from the head of the legal department of the bank, saying that I had gone to the court to sue him! The roommate scornfully said: "I just passed the judicial examination this year, I didn't take the money, and I have no obligation to keep it for you!" The supervisor was silent for a moment: "What you took away is the ten thousand of our bank, and the ten thousand that remains is yours." ”

2. I wanted to join the school's soccer team, but I was not skilled. It just so happened that there was an open space in the community, and I was going to go there to practice my skills. As a result, my aunt went there in batches to dance square dance, and I had to dance with them. Later, the community installed a batch of horizontal bars and parallel bars, and I was very happy, because my mother could not grab the horizontal bar with me! I was going to pull a few pull-ups today when I saw a bunch of big moms drying quilts on horizontal bars and parallel bars.

3. In fact, I have always felt that this withdrawal prompt is very embarrassing, and I was last time. My girlfriend sent me a message and then withdrew it, and I asked: What did you just withdraw? Girlfriend: Nothing, wrong. I'm angry: You think I didn't see it, did you? What you sent me is you go, you must have finished sending and regretted it, right?? Girlfriend: No, I just think it's too euphemistic to let you go, ready to let you roll!!

4. Recently, my father-in-law has looked at me very unpleasantly, who let me enter the wife's house. My father-in-law saw that I was idle every day, so he bought me a Porsche and asked me to run Didi. Yesterday I received an order from a big mother in the Civic Square. After she got out of the car, a bag of ribs forgot the back seat. I quickly drove up to her and shouted: Big Mom, you forgot a bag of ribs in the back seat! Big mom waved her hand, especially arrogant back: Boy, I see you driving on the accelerator are weak, this rib specially sent to you, go home stew some soup to drink, make up for it!

5. I'm just starting out in my career and I'm usually busy! Today at home to rest, my mother let me go on a blind date, and made an appointment to meet at 5 p.m. She called me at 3:50, and when I answered, she said, "Why haven't you arrived yet, what car is so slow!" I said, "Electric car, wait a minute, it'll be there soon!" Then she said directly: "What? What kind of kiss do you come to drive an electric car? Waste my time! Good bye! Then I hung up the phone. I was holding the Steering Wheel of tesla Model S in a daze, is an electric car really inferior to a car?

6. After many years of marriage with my husband, we gave birth to a cute and beautiful baby daughter. The daughter is a little clever gem, and every time she is close to his father, she is really worthy of being a little lover. Last night, my young daughter put a piece of braised meat to my mouth, looked at her cute eyes, and instantly felt that it was better to raise my daughter! Seeing that I swallowed it, my daughter cried with a wow: "Mom, I let you blow for me, how do you eat!" ”

7. The boss said that the company is now in a state of loss and has not been paid for 3 months. The boss held a meeting to tell us that people should have dedication and cannot just stare at the little salary in front of us. I was very inspired, so I went to his house at night to stare, and the boss would take the female colleague to dinner and did not come home, and the hostess ate alone at home. When I learned that I wasn't paid and hadn't even eaten dinner, I was told to eat with me. After eating, I said that the rent was also due, she said it was okay to have a big place at home, I said I had to go, lest the boss come back and scold me, and the hostess said not to worry about him not coming back. As it turned out, he really wasn't going home, at least for the week. The only drawback is that the hostess always talks about dreams, which affects the quality of my sleep.

8. At 12 o'clock at night, my sister-in-law called me and said that she had a quarrel with her brother-in-law and came to live with me. After my sister-in-law came, I poured tea and water, and still comforted her there. Me: It's normal for husband and wife to argue, there's no need to run away from home after a fight. Sister-in-law: I just can't understand one thing now! Me: What? Sister-in-law: How did he suddenly get fat and dare to argue with me! I......

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