1, an upstart drove a Chery to the 4S store in Maybach, pointed to a Maybach and asked: How much is this car? The manager ran over and said: 2 million! Upstart: Well, I bought it, money

1, an upstart drove a Chery to the 4S store in Maybach, pointed to a Maybach and asked: How much is this car? The manager ran over and said: 2 million! Upstart: Okay, I bought it, the money is in the car, and you tell people to count themselves.

The nouveau riche removed 9 sacks of steel from the car, and all the staff counted for 15 hours. The manager said to the rich family: Sorry sir, the money is not enough, there are only 1.2 million 3604 yuan here.

The upstart was surprised and said: Ah, not enough, then I will not buy! After leaving, the upstart called his daughter-in-law and said: Your method of counting money is really good!

2, the guests visited the host, the two talked about lunch, the host to the back to eat, the guests left in the reception room.

Half a day later, he came out after eating, pretending not to eat, and laughing, and the guest suddenly looked up at the beam on the house and said, "Oh, your house beam is very badly mothed by insects." ”

The master said, "I can't see it at all. ”

The guest said, "It's eaten inside." ”

3, there is a family living a guest, always do not say go, the host is really tired.

One day, the host deliberately led the guest to a tree outside the gate, pointed to the bird on the tree and said to the guest, "You stay a few more days, wait until I grind my axe to cut down this tree, and burn the bird to invite you to eat." ”

The guest listened with half-belief and said, "I'm afraid not, by the time the tree is cut down, won't the bird have already flown away?" ”

The master smiled and said, "Don't worry, I can already see it, this is a stupid bird, even if the tree falls, it will stay and refuse to fly away." ”

4, there is a reader to read the newspaper, the newspaper: a group of fans scrambling for a singer's signature, one of the girls accidentally fell to the ground, the head hit the revolving door, the situation is very painful.

After reading the report, he said to Wang Dahao, who was next to him: "This touch may be stupid." ”

Wang Dahao was quite sympathetic: "It's really worse! ”

5, words... Typhoon days pass through the summer. Inadvertently, many sheltered ants were stationed in the bedroom...

Sister: Sister is so terrible! It was horrible! My sugar is full of ants...

Student: Then you seal it a little tighter

Next.... Sister: Sister! It was horrible! It was horrible! The ants are so powerful! Yesterday's granulated sugar I put it on the cabinet so high! How do ants see it to ㄟ.....................

Student: .....................