(First draft of the original novel)
"The Road of Life in the Sun and Moon"
(149) < Guangdanzhong >
One-one (continued 148)__
After the student who played "Money Board" stepped aside, there was immediately another guy, hanging two pieces of pieces in his hand, touching the spotted bamboo board about three inches long, two inches wide, and a round of finger thickness, walked into the room, stood in the middle of the field, and doubled his right hand to start the allegro and sang "Lotus Music":
"Snap, snap, snap,
Click, click.
Lotus music, turning the heavens upside down,
I'll come to the cave room to boast:
Cave room, wide and wide,
The dragon flying phoenix dances in an auspicious room.
Night of candles, cave house ming,
The walls shine brighter than the wings.
Dragon and phoenix bed, wide and long,
The dragon and phoenix are brilliant.
The dragon flies to meet, the phoenix returns to the nest,
Birds with wings flying in pairs.
Sir a fat doll,
Riding a horse in a sedan Yuanlang.
Add another celestial fairy,
Mother Yi is the emperor of the world.
Dresser, so pretty,
Dress up as a beautiful woman in the mirror.
Circle back chair, Taishi seat,
There is no misfortune in the blessing of man.
Double coffee table, two square circles,
The spring is sweeter than honey.
Take a sip, moisten the heart,
Tongue-in-cheek and talkative.
Organized, connotative,
Exports are unprecedented.
Seat under the stool, dripping round,
Sit with all your children every day.
Male outside, female inside,
Husband and wife love heavenly match.
The sky grows tall, the earth grows thick,
Life expectancy is a big achievement.
Male leader, female leader,
Worthy of Su's yellow neck.
Pengcheng Wanli Flying Edge,
The return is still Su Jiaxiu,
Light in front, abundance in the back,
Su Jia Xiu came to Su Jia Xiu!
Quaqua, Qua Khwa,
Quaker Quaker Quatch! ＂
The young man collected the bamboo board, crisp and clean, and everyone inside and outside the room "snapped" and applauded, praising:
"Good, good, good! It's all auspicious, and the singing is so good! ＂
The young man was not happy, gave a gift, and smiled:
"I'm stupid, let everyone see the smile!" ＂
The bride smiled with joy:
"Oh hehe..., you sing a lot of gold and jade, hard work you, see your three big red packets, please go down and rest Ha! ＂
The young man's eyebrows fluttered and danced, and in his heart, he took the three red envelopes with both hands and stepped aside.
The branch guest said:
"Whoever will pick up the scene, there is the next one please!" ＂
As soon as the words fell, I heard an old voice:
"I'm coming too! ＂
When everyone looked, they saw an old woman dressed gorgeously, with a strange ugly face, and a rabbit lip mouth, carrying a silver snake-headed crutch, and slowly walking into the center of the cave to stand on the road:
"This time it depends on my trouble!"
When the crowd saw the old woman's appearance, they were stunned, frightened, and their eyes were full of disdain:
"Sigh, look at you like this, what kind of joy can you make?" Go down, where cool, where to go, to go! ＂
When the old woman saw everyone's eyes, she was not discouraged or angry at all, but smiled and said:
"Don't look down on people, tonight on my wife will come to a paragraph, after listening, if you don't laugh?" Just spit on me a few bubbles of saliva! ＂
Humanity:
"Oh, that's that powerful? Let's get started! ＂
The bride also laughed curiously:
"Don't worry, everyone! The old lady was old and standing out of place, so she asked someone to move a chair for her and let her sit down! ＂
The branch clerk moved a chair and placed it behind the old lady and said:
"Old man, please sit down and talk!" ＂
The old lady said:
"Thank you! Then ask Mr. Zhi Keshi to move a tea table for me, and seep a bowl of tea, so that I can tell an interesting story! ＂
After the branch clerk complied, he saw the old lady sitting down on a chair, still holding a crutch in her left hand, coughing, holding up the tea bowl with her right hand, taking a sip of tea, and slowly saying:
"What I'm going to tell is a story called 'Brother and Sister Ma', although it's about:
It is said that there is a rich man outside the Yuan, full of hemp, nest helmet star chessboard, do not learn no skills, greasy mouth slippery tongue, fighting his tall man, good figure, and rich, but also want to find a beautiful face of the beautiful woman to be a wife, the beautiful woman saw him are hiding far away, failed as he wished, helpless, can only be single; just ten miles away from the countryside, there is also a yuan outside the home, there is a rich family with thousands of gold, the face is good, is a mouthful of rabbit lips, broken looks really ugly, clever words, can speak the Tao, With her slim body, graceful and colorful, and rich, non-handsome men do not marry, and no man marries her, she becomes an old girl.
In order to continue the incense, the parents of both sides hoped that there would be people after them, and they inquired everywhere that the two men and women were very well matched, so they asked the matchmaker to come to help and promote the marriage.
Matchmaker:
"One wants to find a beautiful woman, one wants to find a handsome man, and they hate each other after meeting, how can this be a relative?" ＂
Both parents pleaded longingly:
"Please think of more ways for the matchmaker, Yucheng this matter, there will be a heavy reward!" ＂
The matchmaker thought about it and said:
"There's a way! ＂
Both parents asked:
"What's the trick? Please speak! ＂
Matchmaker Said:
"Let Ling Lang grease and powder, fill in the hemp seeds, and dress up as a drama model; also let Ling Qianjin fill the gap in the rabbit's lips, apply grease and powder, cover up its ugliness, and dress up as a drama fairy." Tomorrow's blind date can be seen! ＂
The parents of both sides clapped their hands and applauded, and the next day they went on a blind date, and both men and women fell in love at first sight, and they all rejoiced:
"Huang Tian did not pay off, the lover who had been waiting for many years, finally waited! ＂
The two sides agreed on the wedding date, Brother Ma dressed as a groom, blowing and beating, joyfully with the flower palanquin to welcome the sister into the door, waiting for the cave room flower candle night room, the crowd dispersed, the next person called to wash face water, foot wash water said:
"Please bride and groom, after washing up, rest early!" ＂
The bride and groom thoughtfully:
"Put the water basin on the washstand, there's nothing for you here, go out and close the door!" "The next person responds" Yes! ", just close the door!"
(To be continued)
February 11, 2022, 17:58.
