1, the girlfriend's home suddenly black power outage, take advantage of the black kiss her, the result of the mother-in-law whispered... Don't make a fuss... I was stunned, I was obviously kissing my girlfriend, and when I was leaving, I asked my girlfriend: I

1, the girlfriend's home suddenly black power outage, take advantage of the black kiss her, the result of the mother-in-law whispered... Don't make a fuss... I was stunned at once, I obviously kissed my girlfriend, and when I left, I asked my girlfriend: Did I kiss you just now? The girlfriend said: Yes, what's wrong? I hurriedly said: It's all right...

2, a mr. cold to the hospital hanging needle, more than 1 hour passed, the salt water bottle finished, the nurse came to immediately change a bottle, this mr. puzzled, asked the nurse Miss said: "Miss, the prescription list is not only opened a bottle? Miss Nurse pointed to the empty bottle cap after the brine and said, "Congratulations, good luck, this bottle won the lottery and another bottle!" ”

3, the local tycoon in the room fried bones, the son in the living room to watch a movie, the sound is a little loud. The local tycoon came out and called his son Guan Xiao--nodded: "Son, what movie are you watching?" The son watched with relish: "Mission Impossible." The local tycoon suddenly became angry, slapped his son, and scolded: "I said how the bone ticket can keep falling, it turns out that you, the loser, are cursing me...."..."

4, double eleven spent 0.01 yuan on the Internet to grab two boxes of masks, and then sent two boxes to the mother-in-law. The mother-in-law was particularly happy and couldn't wait to put it on. After a while, there was a sudden knock at the door, and my mother-in-law hid in the bedroom and said to my 5-year-old son: "Grandson, you go to the living room to help Grandma greet the guests. The sensible son hurried to open the door and said to the visitors, "My grandmother will come out in a moment." The guest asked, "Son, what is your grandmother hiding in the house??? The naïve son said solemnly, "My grandmother is doing something unseemly." ”

5. Just after the salary, I took my wife and a few colleagues who had not seen each other for a long time to Haidilao for dinner. After we finished eating and talking, I made an "OK" gesture to my wife, and my wife immediately went to pay the bill when she saw it. A few friends saw the situation with a look of envy and said: Brother, now that your sister-in-law is getting better and better for you, you don't have to worry about anything. I'm not going to tell you that my pay card was confiscated by my wife.

6. As an executive at Foxconn, I went to Shenzhen with a colleague on a business trip this day, got off the train and stayed in a hotel. The next morning, after packing up my things and taking the room card, I went to wait for the elevator, at this time, the waiter saw that our door was still open, ran over and asked: "Sir, do you need to bring your door?" After the waiter finished speaking, I remembered that I did not close the door, and hurriedly said: "Okay, thank you." Then my colleague patted me and said, "Why don't we come back at night, what do we do with people's doors?" So shen, don't you have it at home? ”

7. The brother-in-law is particularly good at playing games, hitting himself from the top three in the class to the bottom three. Today, I wore flip-flops and went again, but I didn't expect to be caught by the old man. The old man took him home and warned him to go to the Internet café and break his leg. The brother-in-law said: You broke my leg and I have to go again! The old man immediately kicked, he shouted while hiding: My toothpaste, toothbrush, shower gel, quilt, are still in the Internet café!?

8. Yesterday, a stewardess dragged her suitcase to pull out a long trace of my Maybach. I looked very fond of it, and she apologized to me: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry! I asked her: Does your boyfriend have five million savings? She blushed and said, "I don't have a boyfriend." I was very happy and slapped it in the face. No boyfriend is still so arrogant!?

9. The president is 45 years old and not married, and is a standard diamond king. I found the opportunity to introduce my cousin who had just graduated from college to him, and the two fell in love at first sight. The president was very happy, promoted me to the department manager, sent me out on a business trip a few days ago, and my wife was at home alone in an empty house. At 10 o'clock in the evening, I suddenly received a text message from my wife: "I miss you, honey." Two minutes later, I got another text: "I'm smelling you." "I was very happy, thinking that although my wife looked tough, she also had gentle times! I replied with a message: "Where did you smell it?" Five minutes later, the wife sent again: "Our towel, that is, the towel that is not washed often, tastes exactly the same as your body, it is too disgusting, thrown on the ground, you come back and don't forget to wash it!" ”

10, hungry in the afternoon, saw a bottle of yogurt on the table of colleagues, did not think about it and drank, a colleague came and shouted: "How is my facial cleanser missing!" 108 pieces!! The brother did not speak, just silently walked to the toilet, a throat cut, the old uncomfortable, the thing desperately spit out, until spit out the acid, it was almost hard to vomit, the tears dripped back to the seat, the colleague held a bottle and said: "Scared me to death, the facial cleanser rolled under the table, how did my yogurt disappear again." "Brother scolded in his heart: Your grandmother is a bear drop, drink your yogurt to put people to death."

11. After the girlfriend got married, she immediately became pregnant and gave birth to twin daughters. Now these two children have grown up, their grades are particularly good, and they are about to pass the entrance examination. I went to her house last night to show that I was particularly concerned about these two girls. I bought them a bunch of review materials, about a hundred pounds, all of which were some test questions or something. The two children were also very happy, and kept giving their sons drinks and snacks. Before leaving, he also said to me very kindly: "Auntie, thank you for your review materials, and wish my brother wetting the bed today!" "After saying that, I ran away, the question is, my son really wet the bed last night, how can I take revenge without being scolded by my girlfriend?"

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