Husband and wife joke family joke humor joke funny clip one husband and wife go out to dinner with friends. The wife quietly asked, "You see which of these men who came today are the most."

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A husband and wife joke

1. Husband and wife go out to dinner with friends. The wife quietly asked, "Do you see which of these men who came today are the most personable?"

My husband said, "I can't see it now, but I can't see it until the end."

The wife said, "Why?"

My husband said, "When it comes to checkout, who pays the bill, who has grace."

2. A friend asks her husband to introduce her boyfriend: "He must have the capital of an entrepreneur, the romance of an artist, and the status of a politician..."

My husband said, "I think he still has to be an adventurer."

Ii. Family jokes

1. The nephew has poor test scores, and he also talks back to his cousin, and the angry cousin wipes his tears. The cousin said breathlessly, "Look at you making my daughter-in-law angry, and when your son marries his daughter-in-law, I will also be angry with your daughter-in-law."

The nephew said, "If you are not afraid to wait until you are old, my daughter-in-law will not care about you, and you will be angry with my daughter-in-law."

Finally, the nephew's cries were heard throughout the neighborhood.

Three humorous jokes

1. Go to the market to buy cabbage, come home and find that the heart of the dish is rotten, so I went to the boss to theorize: "Why didn't you tell me when you bought it?"

The boss lit a cigarette and said calmly, "There are some things that I haven't said, which means that it has rotted in my heart."

2. Today I went to the steamed bun shop to buy steamed buns to eat, and when I saw the blood while eating, I was suddenly startled: "Boss, there is blood in your steamed buns, did you cut your fingers when cutting the steamed buns?" You're very unhygienic, losing money. ”

The boss threw me out of the shop and scolded: "You think Lao Tzu doesn't know, you have bleeding gums, what's going on here?"

3. Our department's quarterly performance exceeded the quota, the department dinner, the boss was also called, the wine to half drunk, the boss answered a phone, there was a prior departure, called the driver to wait for him downstairs. An hour later, the driver broke into the box and said, "After waiting for so long, why can't the boss come down?"

We said, "No way, look for it!"

Then we began to look for the boss, no one answered the phone, and finally found the bathroom to see, the boss was sitting on the toilet, saw the driver and shouted: "Where have you been?" I've been waiting in the car for an hour. ”

Four funny paragraphs

1. I have a friend of a local tycoon, when he got married, I gritted my teeth and sent 10,000, and then I got married and gave birth to twins, and he wrapped a total of 30,000 red envelopes for me. Do you think I earned it? I attended his wedding three times a year and now he's getting a divorce again.

Facts have proved that poor people should not make friends with local tycoons, and they cannot keep up with the rhythm of others.

2. This is a man's personality: passing by him pretending to fall, if he holds you, it means that this person has a cheerful personality and is not defensive about strangers; if he is keen to avoid you, it means that you look ugly.

3. I was 17 years old, driving a Lamborghini, didn't ask my parents for a penny, didn't ask anyone else to help, I came up with it alone.

Five joke text messages

1. The exam is so much focused that it has attracted countless candidates to do it all night. Former Qin Emperor Han Wu, too timid, Tang Zong Song Zu, had to copy. A generation of heavenly pride, Genghis Khan, finally handed over the white roll.

2. You have the right to remain silent, but what you say will be evidence of my troublemaking; you have the right to hire a lawyer to protect your personal safety in the event of a divorce; if you don't have private money, I won't provide that money.