The mother-in-law had just opened Alipay with her smartphone when she received a 50,000 yuan transfer from a stranger. The mother-in-law was wondering when she received a message from the man who transferred the money: "Big brother, I."

The mother-in-law had just opened Alipay with her smartphone when she received a 50,000 yuan transfer from a stranger. The mother-in-law was wondering about it, and received a message from the man who transferred the money: "Big brother, I transferred the transfer to the wrong person, please return the money to me!" The mother-in-law thought that she must teach him a lesson and dry him first. Three hours passed, and the mother-in-law estimated that the guy might be desperate, so she replied to him: "You don't want to take back a penny!" Then, Alipay transferred 4999 to the other party

2, classmate: brother, I see a girl, you have a lot of experience, you say how can I get her WeChat chat? Brother: This is not simple, go to the canteen to eat, deliberately borrow a meal card from her, and then say WeChat transfer, don't you have it? Student: Good way! After a few days, the classmate came over and said happily: Brother, your method is very effective! Brother: Did the hook-up succeed? Classmates shake their heads... Brother: So how to say that the method is very effective? Student: No, save me a week's worth of food!

3, in the middle of the night can not sleep a little bit of the daughter-in-law, the result of the daughter-in-law woke up, two words do not say a small fist wheel like a windmill, give me a smash, while beating and scolding: the old woman bought a lot of food, wear, is about to pay the bill, was woken up by you, you usually always stop me even if it is, the old woman has a dream you come to make trouble...

4, in the middle of the night can not sleep want to daughter-in-law affectionate and affectionate, the result of the daughter-in-law woke up, two words do not say that the small fist is like a windmill, give me a smash, while beating and scolding: the old woman bought a lot of food, wear, is about to pay the bill, on the TM was woken up by you, you usually always stop me even if it, the old woman has a dream you TM are coming to make trouble...

5, college classmates look like a mouse, he has a habit, usually use V letter to pay, never use Alipay. On this day, I asked him to transfer money to Alipay to return a flower shell to me, and the V letter returned him. When transferring money, students found that they also needed face verification, so they opened their mouths and blinked. No matter how he blinked, he couldn't pass, so he had to open his eyes hard, and he still couldn't do it many times in a row. Later, he complained about Alipay because it made people like classmates feel deeply hurt.

6, in the elevator of the community to see an advertisement: "If you think your son is both silly and chun!" Then please join this group! Let's explore treatment together. "I think of my mentally handicapped son! Just add a group without hesitation! But I found my dad in the group. It turned out that Grandpa was actually the leader of the group.

7, go to buy buns in the morning, just sell the two mouths of the early in the quarrel! I whispered: two roast meat buns. The two of them actually yelled at me together: You are the burning bun, your whole family is the burnt bun! ...... Who am I messing with! Forget it, I'm still going to buy burnt bread!!!

8, high school early love, the class teacher called to the office of various criticism of education advice, brother calmly said that we are true love, turned away. Yesterday, I took my wife and children shopping and met the class teacher of the year, and I greeted him excitedly. The class teacher glanced at my daughter-in-law, said lightly that you really love, and turned away.

9, said well, is to be a "hotel kitchenware" salesman. On the second day of my career, I went to "kTv" with my managers, I learned from them, and greeted the manager and his "customers" well... Then, when I paid the bill, they were all gone, and I was bet on "KTV". It was my classmates who pooled their money until dawn to redeem me... It's the real thing.

10, I asked my boyfriend to use a loudspeaker to confess in the mall to prove his courage! Originally, I secretly prepared the line: My parents did not agree, and then ran away to deceive him. That day he dressed up in a show of flowers, the thief was sunny and handsome, holding a loudspeaker and now moving down the stairs and shouting: Beauty, say you, stop and follow me home! I took a look, was preparing to answer, did not expect that many girls on the stairs said yes, good, and then chased down... Nyima plot is not like this... The scene is completely out of control...

1 Uncle's children are honestly handed over, and they have not had children after half a year of marriage! Today I went to check it out, and I heard the doctor say that my sister-in-law is still in a place, and the family is anxious! The old uncle was sick and rushed to the doctor, and asked me to teach two tricks, how to teach, and you said how to teach ???

12, one night, the wife told her husband a story: after a man was arrested, he was severely tortured on the first day, he did not recruit the next day with a pepper water tiger stool, he did not recruit the third day to use the beauty meter, he quickly recruited the fourth day He still wanted to recruit ... At this time, the wife asked her husband: If it is you, will you recruit? Husband hey hey smile: directly tell the enemy, Lao Tzu is not afraid of pain, don't rectify those useless, directly to the third move! Wife:......

13, Dad worked as a security guard in the GreenLand Group, and drank two pounds of Moutai wine at home at a time to learn to pick me up from school. Walking on the road, Dad kept looking at me, and a friend of Dad's greeted him. Dad also gave his friend a call back, and just turned around, and his head hit the telephone pole. Dad covered his head and said, "It really hurts, this is the older age, if it is a little younger, I would have cried earlier." ”

14 Then my father-in-law and mother-in-law came and pulled me up. Then the second elder scolded my wife, and she would never dare to punish me again! Hahaha... Other married male colleagues of the company agreed, and your move can be described as once and for all! Colleagues said: Yes, men should be cruel to themselves! Can't say anything the wife is what it is. Everyone nodded collectively! The single male colleagues in the company looked at this group of married grandfathers, and all of them showed a frightened expression