1. The chairman went to the countryside to transfer relatives and asked the peasant relatives: "Has Moutai been drunk?" The peasant relative said, "Drunk!" The chairman asked again: "Have you eaten bird's nest and shark fin soup?" The farmer relative said:

1. The chairman went to the countryside to transfer relatives and asked the peasant relatives: "Has Moutai been drunk?" The peasant relative said, "Drunk! The chairman asked again: "Have you eaten bird's nest and shark fin soup?" The peasant relative said, "I have eaten!" The chairman was surprised to hear this: "Your life here is not bad!" The peasant relatives laughed and said, "Yes, they say that those things are fake!" ”

2, sister: I can have a boyfriend, you can not interfere in my private life. Husband: OK, I'm going to have a girlfriend too. Sister: No! Husband: Why can't you do it? Sister: I make a boyfriend, you can't do it, people can do it, I won't always pick you wrong, it is conducive to family happiness, you make a girlfriend, I have a small heart, jealousy and quarrel with you, which is not conducive to family stability. Husband: Then I am also small-minded. Sister: A man is as small as a woman, thanks to your kindness. "

3, go to eat a small hot pot, the waiter recommended their shop Pu'er tea health pot bottom. There was a lump of Pu'er tea in the white water pot, and I asked the waiter, "Pour me some tea to drink!" The waiter looked at the bottom of my pot and said, "The bottom of the Pu'er tea pot you ordered, the water will boil in a while, you drink the soup, better than our tea!" I looked at the sincere waiter and suddenly felt that what she said was quite reasonable!

4. When I was in college, I had a roommate in our dormitory who fell in love with the school flower. Because the school flower often asks him for gifts, the roommate spends a lot of money every month. By the end of the month, roommates can only make a living by eating instant noodles. Once, when I was about to go out to study in the study room, I found my roommate from a bag of instant noodles, ready to be soaked in a bucket of noodles. Although the noodles are round, they are relatively large and cannot be put in. I thought he was going to break it open and put it in, but my roommate calmly nibbled the round noodles and put it in!

5, see the girl's desk on the bottle of Coke, I found a package of desiccant to say to the girl to change a magic. The girl stared wide-eyed and waited for me to perform, only to see me tear the desiccant apart and pour it into the Coke and shake it. There was no blowout, and I scratched my head a little embarrassed. Just listen to the sister said: give you two choices, either you drink coke, or buy a new bottle, I want to ice!

6. After graduating from college, he worked as an executive in a listed company. Although the conditions are very good, I have not been looking for a girlfriend, and the relatives at home have gossip. One by one, I secretly said that I had a problem with my sexual orientation, and my mother was very angry and directly stood up: How can my son be that?? I immediately looked at my mother with gratitude, but she continued: He is ugly.

7, and the girl blind date, we met before the phone contact to make an appointment to meet in the Western restaurant. I listened a little hesitantly, never eaten Western food, afraid of being ugly, I quickly called my brothers for help. After connecting, I quickly asked: "Eating Western food is generally what is the left hand and what is the right hand?" The brother listened for a moment, was silent for a while, and said solemnly: "I usually take the steak to the left of my left hand and the right side of the steak with my right hand!" ”

8. My cousin studied at a prestigious finance university and often came to the company to play with me during the summer vacation! He is a sports boy, dark-skinned but still can't stop being handsome. One day, the boss's daughter Miao Miao secretly asked me: Sister, is this handsome guy your boyfriend? I replied: Not a boyfriend, it's my cousin! Within a few days, my cousin told me that he was now with Miao Miao! Yesterday the company held a meeting, and the boss said that my performance growth this quarter was the fastest, and I was promoted to supervisor!

9, the sister-in-law has a big grin and does things sloppily. Once, my husband and I took my sister-in-law on a trip. She accidentally broke the Sony camera that her husband had just bought, as well as the Apple phone. During the Spring Festival, the sister-in-law brushes the dishes in the kitchen. As a result, a stack of plates and two bowls were broken, and a plastic basin was broken. He also drove a car and watered two pots of flowers... So we gave my sister-in-law a nickname, called "Wipe what's bad"! In a week, the sister-in-law will get married, brother-in-law, you take care!

10. In the middle of the night yesterday, a female thief came to my house to steal, and I caught her squarely. I was going to hit 110, and she asked me without hurrying, "Did you lose anything?" I replied, "No." She immediately showed a fierce light, "You hurry up, you didn't lose, but I lost." My 7-figure diamond was dropped, just so the police could help me see it. "My brain cramped and I immediately threw her out of my house. Poor me, I searched at home for three days and three nights, but I didn't even see a shadow. Thinking back to the eerie smile at the corner of her mouth, I finally knew that I was deeply tricked by her!?

11, the company has a female colleague is very beautiful, I chased hard for three months, but she still rejected me, and put down the harsh words: if you pestered me in the future, I will tell my sister to go, and you will eat fruit in the future. I asked her, "Who is your sister?" The female colleague said: The female boss of our company is my sister. I thought about it carefully, since I couldn't take down my female colleague, then I took down her sister, so I made a major decision that day and began to pursue the female boss, and the next day, I would ask the female boss every day for warmth, and everything cared about her, and within a month, the female boss was touched by me and promised to be my girlfriend. Today, the landlady called the female colleague to the office and said: From today on, he is your brother-in-law. When the female colleague heard it, she stomped her feet in anger. Then, I walked out of the office and vaguely heard the landlady say to the female colleague: Don't think about hitting your brother-in-law in the future. Hey hey, it's so deeply hidden in merit and fame.

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