1. One day five years ago, my sister was beaten by my brother-in-law, and my sister cried and went back to her mother's house. When my dad found out, he got up and said to my mom: You comfort your daughter, I'll go out. Then my dad had red eyes

1. One day five years ago, my sister was beaten by my brother-in-law, and my sister cried and went back to her mother's house. When my dad found out, he got up and said to my mom: You comfort your daughter, I'll go out. Then my father went to my brother-in-law's house with red eyes and said to my brother-in-law: If my daughter does anything wrong in the future, you will beat me, because I did not educate her well. After saying that he was ready to kneel, he was pulled up by my brother-in-law, and he slapped himself with tears and said: Dad, I'm sorry, I was wrong. Until now, I had never heard of my brother-in-law beating my sister.

2, today on the bus, I was playing mobile phone games, after a while a girl sat next to me, after getting on the bus she kept staring at my mobile phone. After a while she asked me what I was playing with, and as soon as I saw that she was good, I gave her my phone to play with. She played with it for a while and said, "Hey, where's my phone?" Give me a call. I pulled her phone straight out of her pocket and said, "Isn't it!" ”

3. I recently met a handsome Tsinghua graduate child, who looked quite cute, and slowly became attracted to his personality, and we became very good friends. On this day, he came to my house and asked me to lend him a Porsche, saying that he would accompany him on a blind date, and I usually followed him. When the two sides met, my friend and I were stunned, and it was really ugly. The girl probably didn't look at my friend either, so she said to him, "You're fine, I don't deserve you." The child listened back to her and said, "It's okay, although you look ugly, shorter, and a little darker, but I don't mind at all." "Then I felt like I was holding the child, and the child spoke straight, and unexpectedly I blocked it for him. Don't say anything, come to the hospital to see me!?

4. My cousin was admitted to Tsinghua by three points, and my uncle spent 5,000 yuan to send him to New Oriental to study. Once, my cousin went to the library to read a book, and there was a beautiful girl sitting next to him. At noon, the cousin said to the sister: "Classmates, can you lend me 10 yuan?" I forgot my wallet in the dormitory, I put my student ID first to press you to do it, I want to eat a bowl of big meat noodles at noon. The girl thought for a moment and said, "Yes! As he was paying for it, his cousin said, "If you borrow me 20 yuan, I will invite you to eat another bowl!" ”

5. The younger sister plays the game and earns a net income of 78,000 yuan. In the evening, I invited my sister to Haidilao for dinner, and when I came out of the meal, I met a foreigner. The foreigner was asking for directions from passers-by, and the sister, out of enthusiasm, went to chat with the foreigner in English for half a day, but did not understand. Finally, the foreigner was anxious and said in a standard Mandarin: "You say Chinese, I can understand it!" ”

6, today accidentally broke my husband's favorite glass, and then my husband couldn't help but say me, the more I said too much, I couldn't help but have a big fight with my husband. In the end, I was really angry, the more I looked at my husband, the more annoyed I was, so I went out shopping by myself, and when I passed the pharmacy, I made God turn in and buy a pack of laxatives. In the evening, I specially cooked my husband's favorite Qingle soup, added a lot of lean meat, eggs, pork liver and the like, of course, did not forget to add laxatives, it is really fragrant, nutritious and delicious. The soup came out after cooking, I swallowed the saliva, and then I couldn't help but drink it... Drink it...

7, I shared a house with my girlfriend, once my girlfriend washed the quilt and did not cover it. She foolishly crawled into the sheet herself to get it. I pranked her, pulled the zipper of the sheet outside, and locked her in the sheet. I felt that my girlfriend could come out on her own, so I went out to work. Unexpectedly, when I came back in the evening, I found that my girlfriend was still in the sheets, crying hoarsely!

8. When I left work in the afternoon, I found a wallet on the way home, which contained hundreds of dollars and documents. The most important thing is that there is a piece of paper that says: I often drop things, the money in my wallet is given to you, just return the documents to me. The mobile phone number is clearly written on it, and I will call it when I get to this one. Only to hear a sentence from the other party: I also just picked up this mobile phone.

9. One night, my mother-in-law posted a video in the circle of friends to dry her cooking skills. The old man devoured it. I wrote in the comments: It would be nice to teach your daughter. This evening, my mother-in-law did come to teach my wife to cook, but she taught very slowly, and did not cook until eight o'clock. Later, as I devoured it, my mother-in-law said to my wife, "Remember, the best cooking in the world is to starve him." ”

10. A few years ago, my cousin sat in Starbucks resting, and a guy with a good figure came over and asked: Are you introduced by Aunt Wang to go on a blind date? The cousin looked up at her, it was the type he liked, and thought why not make a mistake. So, Busy promised: Yes, please sit. Later, the two of them were together, and on their birthday, her cousin told her that he was not going on a blind date. My sister-in-law smiled and said, "I'm not going on a blind date either, I'm just looking for an excuse to talk to you."

11. The brother-in-law won 10 million lottery tickets and was so excited that he could not speak. Turn around and go home to find his wife, and then announce the good news. Say: Wife, I won 10 million, let's get a divorce. Then the brother-in-law's wife divorced him, and 10 million was divided into 5 million to her. Then the brother-in-law cried for three days and three nights

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