The little mud sheep was married, and when I first heard the news, I was really surprised. The little mud sheep in the memory is still stuck in the childhood, short hair, thin, and laughs silly when he sees people.
Little Mud Sheep was our playmate when we were young, but we didn't play with her, she was a bit crazy, and her mother didn't want her to play with us. Because playing with us, the little mud sheep always suffers losses. I remember one time, we went to poke the honeycomb, and after stabbing us, we ran. As a result, the little mud sheep was stung and swollen like a bun, and wow wow crying. Her mother was angry, and catching us was a lesson. Say, "She's an idiot, are you also an idiot?" ”
The little mud sheep sometimes fished out the contents of the pig food bucket to eat, and giggled as they ate. The New Year's pressure money, no matter how you deceive, she actually tore it to pieces. You say she's stupid, she's not stupid at all, you say she's not stupid, she's really stupid. They all say that she is crazy inward, not outward.
The father of the little mud sheep was originally a substitute teacher at the school. It was about to turn right, but it was also bad luck. Once I went to an open class. I wanted to take a pat on the hand, but I took a diaper out of my pocket. This I also listened to the old people in the village later, squatting down is fine, ancient. The little mud sheep father has no status in the family, the housework is all done by men, and the women do nothing, and they quarrel at both ends for three days. As soon as there is a quarrel, the woman will run away from home, put away her clothes and leave, crying, while shouting in her mouth: "This day can't pass, where can I still dry my clothes?" ”
The little mud sheep originally had a sister. Because there were no boys in the family, she changed a boy with her third aunt's family. Called Xiao Feizi, this little Feizi does not like to wash his hair, and every time he washes his hair, he has to beat him, making his neighbors jump.
The little mud sheep is married. The bride price is not less. Her mother also asked for three gold. I thought the little mud sheep would stay with his parents for the rest of his life. Now that you are married, will people treat an idiot kindly? Is it lucky or unfortunate to get married?
