Liu Bei and Sun Shangxiang became relatives, and on the wedding night, Xiangxiang gave the emperor a problem, and after passing the exam, he could enter the cave room. Xiang Xiang first asked the emperor to find a jade reed in the arsenal, and then asked Liu Bei to be among the many handmaidens

Liu Bei and Sun Shangxiang became relatives, and on the wedding night, Xiangxiang gave the emperor a problem, and after passing the exam, he could enter the cave room. Xiang Xiang first asked the emperor to find a jade reed in the arsenal, and then let Liu Bei find himself among the many maids. Liu Bei did not complete the task for a night, and he was still tired and exhausted The next day, Sun Quan asked Liu Bei: Xuan Degong, how good was it to play last night? Liu Bei: Well, after playing "Looking for your sister" all night.

2, after dinner, I was concentrating on playing with my mobile phone, and my daughter-in-law asked me fiercely: "Why do you men like beautiful women so much?" "My train of thought was suddenly interrupted, and I was still immersed in a fragment of the memory of the previous one... For a moment, his brain went blank, and he unconsciously blurted out the big truth: "Because I don't have it at home." "Slept on the couch for several days, alas, old arms, old legs, old waist really without tossing...

3. Emei sent the leader to the Shaolin Temple to challenge, pointing at the four protector monks of the Shaolin Temple and shouting: "Whoever comes, report the name!" The four protector monks said, "Poor monk Shen Tong, poor monk Yuantong, poor monk Middle Pass, poor monk Huitong!" The boss said angrily, "Is your abbot a tailwind?" Suddenly, the abbot flashed out from behind and said, "Amitabha, the poor monk's Dharma number is universal!" ”

4) Southerners either don't want to start bathing or don't want to end. Winter for northerners: It's so cold outside, let's hurry into the house. Southern winter: it's so cold in the house that we go out to bask in the sun. In fact, the people of the central region are the most frozen, and there is no heating, and the temperature is low.

5, the son asked the father: Dad, how did you and your mother meet? Dad: Many years ago, your mother fell into the water and almost drowned, and I happened to pass by because I could swim, so I jumped into the water and saved your mother. After two months, we were married. Son: Dad, you are too brave. Dad: Son, you can't learn to swim in your life.

6, strange marriage customs: 1 the bride and groom do not sit in a car, and the bride in the car can not speak, some drivers will also deliberately tease the bride to talk... 2 Brides have three sets of clothes a day, a morning wedding dress, a noon red dress, and an afternoon blue dress. Wedding dresses and red clothes are normal, and blue clothes and "block" are harmonious, which is said to be to stop the mother-in-law's mouth and prevent the mother-in-law from chewing the root of the tongue.

7, a person is interviewing, the interviewer asked him: "If you are already an employee of the company, but for some reason, your love and work have a contradiction, if, in love and career, you can only choose the same, which one will you choose?" The man thought about it for a moment and replied, "How did my girlfriend look at that time?" Interviewer: "Beautiful. "Then I choose a career!" The man replied affirmatively. "Young man, what made you make that decision?" The interviewer had a look of approval in his eyes. "Because your company's salary can't afford such a beautiful woman."

8, last week to Sanya tourism back, after getting off the plane I met a foreigner! The foreigner asked me: Hello, how do you go to the nearby high-speed rail station? I was stunned for half a day, my face was red, and finally I said with Chinese: I'm sorry, I can't speak English! The foreigner looked at me with a stunned look and said: I asked you with Chinese, you can answer me directly with Chinese!

9, at one o'clock in the morning, lying on the bed tossing and turning, thinking about it and falling asleep. I was sleeping soundly, and the little uncle suddenly rushed into my room and kicked me awake! I woke up from my slumber and asked, "What happened?" What's up?" Just listen to the little uncle calmly say: "You sleep and snore like a big boss, and you think there are men in the house..."

10. When I was a sophomore, I liked the young and handsome male professor of our college. After my bitter pursuit, he finally agreed to be with me. On Saturday, my boyfriend said he was going to take me to the sports center to see a concert. I took a taxi and went to the sports center with the driver. After a while, the driver master said that after I got out of the car, I was instantly dumbfounded. Who would have thought how awkward it would be to have a girl's family standing in front of a bathing center. My Mandarin doesn't seem to be so bad!

1 On the first day of work at the company, have a morning meeting. The manager said: "The company's air conditioning is broken, it will take a few days to repair, these two days are too hot, you can wear less, especially female comrades, do not suffer from heat stroke." "I suddenly felt this company, I didn't come in vain

12, the personalities of two people who have been together for a long time will gradually complement each other, the temper that loves more will become better and better, the one who is loved will become more and more domineering, and can still walk together because one of them is trying to cater to it. There will always be someone who will change themselves to put down the bottom line to cater to and indulge you. It's not that I'm born with a good temper, but I'm so afraid of losing you that I'd rather spoil you and trap you in my arms. In fact, personality incompatibility is just an excuse for not loving

13, go to the cousin's house, see the cousin holding the child playing, the child is so well-behaved, so cute. I walked over and said, "Come and hug my uncle." So he took the child from his cousin. Result this Lolita. As soon as it reached my hands, I cried a lot. Crying non-stop. My cousin looked at me and said, "Look! The children are afraid of you, and your hands are too murderous. I'm not single! How to become a killer.

14. Because the work of the unit is not busy, I chat on the Internet when I am idle. One day, a netizen added me, and I agreed without looking at the information carefully. She asked me what I thought of the supervisor's leadership, and I told the truth about all the disgust I had for the supervisor in my heart. Just as I was spitting out bitter water, the female supervisor printed out my chat history and put it in front of me, and wrote a sentence next to it: Thank you for giving me advice! Your netizen - female supervisor. Oh my God, it turned out that the person who chatted with me was the supervisor! I almost fell out of my chair in a fainting.