Five years ago I borrowed 8,000 yuan from a female colleague, and as a result, she left her job a week later, and I broke off contact with her since then, and today my WeChat suddenly received a transfer of 80,000. I carefully

Five years ago I borrowed 8,000 yuan from a female colleague, and as a result, she left her job a week later, and I broke off contact with her since then, and today my WeChat suddenly received a transfer of 80,000. I took a closer look, it was given by the colleague, I did not confirm. Just when I was stunned, the voice phone call came over, and she said, "Brother, this is my money to pay you back!" "I said you're afraid you've misremembered the number, it's 8,000." Female colleague said: "Brother, before it was 8000, but after all, it has been many years, and it was really wrong for me to quit and say goodbye, so more is compensation." Then she said, "Brother, I'll invite you to dinner after work!" "Just for this 80,000, I can't refuse." I haven't seen her in five years, the female colleague looks better than before, it seems that she is doing well now, she beckoned me to sit down, and said: "Brother, first apologize to you!" She was also full of apologies for what happened, and after she punished herself with three cups, she explained it to me. It turned out that her sudden resignation was not intentional, but that the supervisor was pestering her in every way, and she really had no choice, so she left. At that time, she wanted to get away from the city, so she borrowed some money before leaving. In the past two years, she has done her own business, and her income is very good, fifty or sixty thousand a month, and she has recently just come back to develop. So the first time I returned my money, I said as long as 8,000, more than not, she said I must collect, otherwise her conscience is uneasy. At dinner, I was curious to ask her what kind of business she was doing, so that she could make money. She said: "Brother, I was about to tell you about this matter, I think you are very good to me, so I can't forget you when I get rich, I take you to make money, I hate it and give it 40,000, and then I will make money." I said, "Well, I don't have much money, I'll invest 70,000 first, and then I'll see the situation!" "I took the 80,000 she gave me and transferred another 70,000 to her. It is estimated that I took less, and after eating, she blacked me out.

2. Today is the day of kindergarten, and the children are not very happy. I talked to the children about the small animals, and some of the children immediately became active, but there was still a child who was not happy! I walked over: Little friend, do you have puppies and kittens or birds in your house? The child bowed his head: No, my mother gave birth to one of me!

3. Working overtime at night to go home, it was raining outside, and I couldn't call a Didi home. After getting on the bus, I asked the driver: Is it you on the service card? Driver: Yeah, can't you see it? Me: Look at your level, you've played racing before, right? Driver: Yes, in the past, when I was on the track, I often let others run for more than ten seconds first, and finally I still took my brother one. Me: I also love racing, and I've had the pleasure of winning the championship twice, where do you run? Driver: I'm all randomly playing, see what field the system gives me!

4. When you meet this kind of girl who can make you cute, do you have a trick? Anyway, I didn't move! The daughter is six years old and all kinds of naughty. One day I'm doing something bad again! In line with the principle of persuasion and education, he seriously pulled over and said: What's wrong with you? Stand up, say, give me an explanation! She turned and ran, just about to get angry, she came out with a wide loop of tape, give, Mom! adhesive tape! Didn't collapse! Laugh to death!

5. The mother-in-law's birthday is coming, the father-in-law is very romantic to prepare a candlelight dinner, and secretly bought a Chanel bracelet for the mother-in-law. The father-in-law asked the mother-in-law to close her eyes and personally put it on her right wrist. When everyone was feeling romantic, the mother-in-law opened her eyes and shouted: Too dirty, take it off for me! The father-in-law thought that the mother-in-law did not like it, and hurried to pick it. At this time, the mother-in-law sneered and said: Old man, you are too dirty! The bracelet should be worn on the left hand.

6. My girlfriend was going to the Rolex counter to buy a watch, and she had to pull me along. We both came out of the mall and were stopped by a blind man at the door. The blind man said: Beauty, I haven't eaten in three days, can you give me ten dollars to eat? I didn't even think about it and gave him 50 bucks. As a result, when I got home, I regretted it: he lied to me, he was blind, how did he know that I was a woman? Girlfriend white I glanced at and said: 50 yuan to buy a beautiful woman, you make a lot of money!!

7. I remember when I first went to college, we trained under the sun on a hot day. Suddenly one day one of my roommates suffered from heat stroke and was later carried by several of us from our dormitory to the school's health room. When my roommate woke up, a few of us pretended to be very sad and told him: "The doctor said that you are running out of time, and if you have any last words, hurry up and confess." The roommate lay on the sick window, suddenly confused. After half a day, he said weakly: "Can you give me another doctor to try, I feel that I still have to save." ”

8. Yesterday my mother knew that I was divorced from my daughter-in-law, and I was angry, walking from the living room to the bedroom, from the bedroom to the kitchen and not talking, I thought the devil was scared. Dad weakly asked Mom: Dad, I know you're wrong? Dad turned his head and looked at me: I was looking for anything in the house that could not be broken or broken. The little niece next to her came over with a feather duster and said: Grandma, beat uncle, uncle meat is thick skinny, can not be beaten!

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