Employees have a crush on the beauty supervisor for many years, and once bravely wrote a love letter in which he said that he wanted to resign and elope with her, put it on the desk of the beauty supervisor, and the next day the beauty supervisor talked to him: "Yours."

Employees have a crush on the beauty supervisor for many years, once bravely wrote a love letter that said that he wanted to resign and elope with her, put it on the beautiful director's desk, and the next day the beauty director talked to him: "I have read your resignation, and I can approve you tomorrow!" Employee: "What about the one I confessed?" The beauty supervisor pointed to the boss's office and said, "I'm sorry, the part of the confession, probably detained by the love enemy!"

2. "If one day you can only choose one husband and children, who do you choose?" "Girlfriends gossip." Of course it's a child, and it's still a question! "I didn't even think about it, I blurted it out." You are a full-time mom with no income. "My family's income is all in my place, and I buy the insurance for the whole family, and the beneficiaries are all me.

3. Some time ago, a widely influential social news was "fleeing from the north to Guangzhou and Shenzhen". But the ideal is always full, the reality is very bone, many small partners who left found that after arriving in other cities, career development and optional opportunities are much less, and many of them can only return to first-tier cities to find opportunities. If the only reason you want to change jobs is to want to go to another city, my advice is to hesitate and consider how many future opportunities you have in your new city. You know, every time you change the city, it means a huge cost investment, and you should try to to toss as little as possible.

4, brother, we don't talk about food, talk about something serious, in the magazine interview saw you say that music is a hobby for you, and want to open a restaurant later, want to know if the brother is not going to make music a career in the future? I like your voice and rock attitude, pure curiosity, no matter what you are

5, the charm of the boss lady is the boss spent 1 million to catch up, the boss lady is so beautiful that people dare not look at it directly. The boss was always uneasy that she was outside, so after marriage, the boss lady became a full-time rich wife. The hostess pampers herself every day, and after a long time, she will not be blessed. Due to the owner's long business trip, let me take care of the house and only came back yesterday. The boss came back to see the boss lady's slightly shrugged belly, her face became difficult to say, and she was instantly furious: "I ran all day for the company, for you to make money to support the family, you actually have other men, quickly say, who is this evil species?" The boss lady did not know, so she cried bitterly: "You are neurotic, there is no shadow..." Before I finished speaking, I was knocked down by the boss!

6, Xiaoming today a person to the company overtime, know the recent Xiao Qian to the company to find him... However, the security department on the first floor is strictly controlled, and she must fill in the information to change her certificate before she is allowed to go upstairs! After Xiao Qian filled in the name, age, occupation, gender, etc., she found that there was a "relationship" column behind it... Xiao Qian hesitated for a moment and then wrote: "Twice! 】

7. Bob: Teacher, I ask a question. Teacher: Get out! Bob: I'm really asking a question! You see, it's a math problem! Teacher: Get out! Xiaoming: The current female teacher really has no work ethic! Xiaoming finished talking and walked out of the women's toilet!

8, to the docking company to talk about business, I took my little girlfriend and secretary with me, I went out to the bathroom in the middle of the negotiation adjournment, and met my first love face to face. Looking at the badge, she seemed to be an ordinary employee of this company, and she recognized me and sneered, "What?" Come to find a job, our company does not need people like you. I smiled and said, "I have a small company myself, and I don't need to work for others." The first love was stunned for a moment and said dismissively: "What is so great about a small company, my son-in-law also has a company, tens of millions of assets." At this moment, my secretary and little girlfriend also walked out of the venue and shouted at my first love: "Mom, you and Wang always know each other." "The first love's mouth is open...

9. On this day, after Sissi went on a blind date, she went home and reported the situation to her mother. Sissi: His family has special delivery for food and clothing. Mom: What did his parents do? So generous? Sissi: Ordinary employees of the enterprise! Mom: The wages paid by enterprise workers are not high? Sissi: It's just that the salary is poor, and the things in the mall can't afford to buy, so they can only buy from the Internet!

10. Gave the chairman a fishing rod of 20,000 yuan and was promoted to the head of the department. A few days after the promotion, there was a post-00s beauty intern in the factory. As a result, she had to quit after 10 days of work, so I talked to her. I said, "Why quit, a lot of boys in our office are ready to chase you!" Intern: "Much?" There are not 3 men in our office in total, remove the two married, don't you have a man? ”

1 The son did not enter the university, so he found an old classmate who was the chairman of the state-owned enterprise. The chairman is very cheerful: let him be the deputy general manager, with a monthly salary of fifty thousand, and a daily meeting is enough. Me: Just give a general position. Chairman: Be the assistant to the general manager, the monthly salary is 20,000, and pour tea for the general manager. Me: Let's start with ordinary salesmen. Chairman: Our salesmen must at least have a master's degree, the salary is very low, and the salary is still in arrears!

12. The chairman borrowed 80,000 yuan from Hua'er Street Bank for a period of two weeks. Bank clerk: "Loans to banks must be collateralized!" He used a Rolls-Royce parked at the door as collateral. Bank clerks parked his Rolls-Royce in an underground garage and lent the chairman $80,000. Two weeks later, the chairman came to repay the money, the interest totaled 15 yuan, the bank clerk found that the rich man had tens of millions of dollars on the account and asked: "Why do you have money to borrow money?" The chairman said: "The parking lot of 15 yuan for two weeks will never be found in Hua'er Street!" ”

13, a friend is sullen, asked the reason, replied: "The wife who made a mistake put me off without pay!" Curious asked, "What does it mean to stay on hold without pay?" The friend replied: "If you don't give pocket money, you can't exercise your husband's power!" ”