1, today to go to a large company interview, I interviewed three beautiful women. A Lolita, a royal sister, and a young woman in her forties. The three beauties learned about my situation

1, today to go to a large company interview, I interviewed three beautiful women. A Lolita, a royal sister, and a young woman in her forties. After the three beauties learned about my situation, they were very satisfied with me. The young woman said. I'm the chairman of this company, and both of them are my daughters. You are an excellent talent, a talent that we are eager for. In order to keep you, I decided to marry one of my daughters to you, and you choose one. I looked at the two big beauties, and suddenly my heart was happy to flower, thinking about how I was so beautiful, I was bumped into, just at this moment, suddenly a big mouth was slapped on my face, I was a shiver, instantly opened my eyes, the original wife saw me sleeping and hehe laughed! I knew I hadn't dreamed well, and I woke me up with a fierce heart, and alas, what a good wife for me!

2. Remember the year I went to college, my brother once went to the school cafeteria to eat. Someone tripped me with his leg outstretched, and then I staggered like this for a while, and finally knelt down less than a meter from the window. The canteen aunt looked at me doubtfully, and then said to the others in pain, "You see, this young man is too hungry to stand up, you all let him cook first." "I really wanted to find a piece of tofu and crash to death!"

3. Local tycoons travel to Dubai and want to try the meals of the Burj Al Arab Hotel. After the meal came up, the local tycoon saw the beautiful waiter shaking it there. The local tycoon immediately began to shake the mobile phone, and really added. The local tycoon asked: Beauty, are you free? The beautiful waitress replied: Yes. Local tycoon: When you have time, you quickly bring me a spoon to come over, called the waiter eight times, no one paid attention to me, how to drink this soup?

4. My girlfriend especially likes to watch TV series. One day, I drove the Passat to take her to the Studio City. The two of us passed a bridge, and "Deep Rain and Misty Love" seemed to be filmed here: YiPing jumped from the bridge into the river, and He Shuhuan jumped down to save her. My girlfriend asked me: If I jumped, what would you do? I was just about to answer, and my mother called me: Your cousin is here, pick up the wind and dust for her tonight, and you will come back early. After hanging up the phone, my girlfriend asked me the question again. My brain twitched: Go back to a big meal! My girlfriend almost kicked me into the river and said, "Are you still in the mood for a big meal?" You're expecting me to die sooner,rather than later?

5, girlfriend said: Falling in love with a person is not to see how handsome and rich you are, but to see your character. It turned out that a boy invited her to dinner yesterday, and after eating and drinking enough, she took the hawthorn in her bag and gave it to him to eat. At that time, the boy was chewing gum, but he still took out the table paper in his pocket and wrapped it. The girlfriend said: At that time, his polite and careful actions made her directly addicted. If it weren't for the fact that he had finished eating the hawthorn and pulled out the chewing gum and continued to chew and throw the tissue on the side of the road...

6. Yesterday, the rich wife asked her old sister to drink afternoon tea together. As soon as she first met her sisters, the rich wife felt that her sisters had recently been somewhat attractive. After the sisters sat down, the rich wife asked: Have you been working out during this time? It feels like your hips are upturned. The sister said: Yes, practice pull-ups at home. The rich man's wife was surprised and said: "So obvious, how do you practice, this is a few days of practice?" Sister said: Last night, I wanted to pull a few gravitational pulls upwards at home, but I didn't expect my hand to slip and didn't catch it, so I sat on the ground and swollen.

7. After my husband returned home in the evening, he handed over his salary to me, and then said to me pitifully: "Wife, this is not the end of the month, do you see how the pocket money is not paid this month?" I shouted angrily, "Do you mean to ask me for pocket money?" Do you know what you've been doing this month? The husband thought for a while and said doubtfully: "I went to work on time this month, went home on time, and did nothing else, heaven and earth as proof!" I stepped forward with a mouth: "Since you all know, do you still mean to ask the old lady for pocket money?" ”

8, the ex-girlfriend is my sister-in-law's boss, the sister-in-law's job mistakes will be fired, my wife let me find my ex-girlfriend to intercede. So I called, and my ex-girlfriend asked about the situation and said, "She asked you to look for me, you look for me?" Do you have a brain? Obviously tempting! If I do this for you, she will die, believe it or not??

9. The cousin's domestic violence against the pregnant sister-in-law eventually led to the miscarriage of the sister-in-law. The sister-in-law felt desperate, and divorced her cousin with a fierce heart. After his cousin was single, he went to work in a decoration company and fell in love with a divorced female boss. He drank some wine that day and finally plucked up the courage to confess to the landlady. Then looking sheepishly at her waiting for the answer, the landlady said, "Do you want to hear three-word Chinese or eight-letter English?" The cousin thought for a moment and said, "It's still eight-letter English." The landlady replied, "I AM SORRY." ”

10, I was nearsighted when I was in school, and myopia was even worse after graduating from college. Because the company held an annual meeting, I went to the barbershop to wash my hair, and after washing my glasses, I was ready to blow my hair. But the eyes were hazy, I didn't see a step, I accidentally fell a little, lost my center of gravity and fell forward. When I was busy, I grabbed the clothes of the hair-washing brother standing next to me, and then I fell to the ground gorgeously, and the hair-washing brother also fell down and pressed on me. What I didn't expect was that the hair-washing brother couldn't get up on me, and he was about to crush the old woman.

11. What is it like to have a wayward girlfriend. Recently, a trampoline has been installed under the community, and many children go to play every day. The daughter-in-law looked at her eyes for several days, and finally couldn't help herself at night! Saying that she was going to pull me to give her wind, she went to jump, and after a few clicks, she leaked the trampoline! Then the good thing is that the villain is inviting guests and losing money, and the property agrees not to say this matter!

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