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Close your eyes and tell yourself quietly. We can't control what others think; we can't force what others do. The only thing you can do is to do your best to do your own thing

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Close your eyes and tell yourself quietly. We can't control what others think; we can't force what others do. The only thing you can do is to do your best to do your own thing, go your own way, live according to your own principles. Even if someone treats you badly, time will not treat you badly, and life will not treat you badly

2, I am a TV reporter, I came today at the college student job fair. I walked through the crowd and interviewed about employment. I suddenly saw a girl with a disappointed face. So I walked over and pointed the camera at her, and I said, "If you were to face a TV audience, what would you want to say now??? Only to see her quickly take out a resume from her bag, and say with her eyes shining: Please ask if there is a TV station to recruit ???

3, when I was in school, I often saw boys calling girls "little idiots", "little fools", girls are still not angry, but also very shy and very happy look, it turns out that girls like this, so I went to the goddess and shouted to her: "chun goods!" "Then there was no then.

4, the father-in-law bought a Baojun for her husband and got a Jili one himself. Playing chess with friends today, my husband came over and said, "Dad, I drove the car over, tomorrow you can use it." "With that said, leave the key and go." The friend said enviously: "You are really blessed, my son personally sent you the car." The father-in-law smiled lightly and said, "He often drives the car for me to use, but unfortunately the oil is a little less." The friend asked, "How much oil?" The father-in-law said, "Just run to the nearest gas station!" ”

5, yesterday the company dinner, after a full meal, a female colleague of the company took Xiaoming's electric car and took her home by the way. Downstairs from her house, the female colleague said, "Thank you for sending me, come home and drink lemonade and go again!" Xiaoming said: "Such a long time colleague, you don't know me, I don't like to drink lemonade." She said, "It doesn't matter, my lemonade in my house has already been drunk, so come up and have a cup of hot water." Xiaoming twisted the throttle and said, "Who doesn't have hot water yet?" "Then Bob left, and afterwards he always felt like he was missing something...

6, one day I was on duty with my colleagues, chatted for a while, and then he remembered something and wanted to go out. I saw that my colleague was leaving, and said: Oh, don't go, brag about cow B, he didn't say anything, walked in front of me, to my ear, gently blew a breath, the head did not go back, I cao, these meanings...

7, not long after marrying the daughter-in-law, the sister-in-law came to my house every day, and took it away to see what was good, like a robber. The day after the new computer was bought, she moved it away, and she borrowed her salary for the month. However, I also dared to be angry about this, and when I was helpless, I suddenly thought that my brother, who had a good eloquence, was still alone, and decisively introduced him to my sister-in-law. A month later, she became her brother's girlfriend, and now, the computer is back, the borrowed money is back, and even the car I don't have is driven by my brother

8, although the girlfriend is very beautiful, but her temper is particularly grumpy. On this day, she drove the newly bought Maserati to the countryside, and when the green light came on, she started to turn off the fire. The car behind her watched her not go, the horn kept pressing non-stop, it was called a ring, and then she came directly to a double flash to get out of the car. After the traffic police on the other side saw it, they immediately came to ask what was going on. Girlfriends said: I interned, they urged me nervous in the back, did not dare to open. Then the traffic police stopped the car behind and said to the girlfriend: It's okay, you drive slowly, don't be nervous... In the end, the two drivers in the back pushed her over!

9, the girlfriend of three years, broke up. Say goodbye and never be together again. I also released a harsh sentence: whoever takes the initiative to contact the other party first is a puppy! Later, she silently changed the wifi password before leaving!

10, a while ago, I chased a sister of the company, but there was no result. Until one time, the girl took a leave of absence to return to her hometown, told me that she had brought more things this time, and asked me if I could go to the station to deliver her? When I sent her away tired and happy, I realized that she was on marriage leave!

1 I worked in the factory, and yesterday my daughter-in-law took a car to see me. Then I let the other buddy in the dormitory go home and live with my daughter-in-law. After staying for a few days she went back, who knew she had just left and I had a cold. Go to work in the morning, the buddy in a dormitory said: Yo, the hot day cold, these two days the window head is too windy, blow cold!

12. Every day after dinner! The women all went downstairs for a walk. There was always a bunch of kids around her! Let her tell ghost stories! It was late every time. Until one day! The woman's talk is getting up! An old lady came over! He grabbed the woman's hand and said, "Girl! Why do you sit here alone every day! "From that day on! I never saw a woman again.

13. Every day after dinner, women go downstairs for a walk. There was always a group of children around her, telling her ghost stories, and each time they told them late. Until one day, when the woman was talking vigorously, an old lady came over, grabbed the woman's hand and said, "Girl, why do you sit here alone every day?" "Since that day, I have not seen a woman again.

14, once upon a time there were two little rabbits, gray is often cute! A grandfather saw that they were particularly fond of them, so he planned to give them turnips to eat. After the first little rabbit took the radish, he jumped away happily, and then the second little rabbit said to the old man, "Grandpa I don't want the radish, you give me some seeds!" Then the old man smiled with great relief, and then said to the little rabbit, "How much mailbox do you have?" ”

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