1, yesterday the mother-in-law went to the supermarket, and was knocked down by a young man who drove a Bentley on the road. After the owner of the Bentley got out of the car, he broke out and scolded, and the mother-in-law did not speak. Wait for the owner of the Bentley to say

1, yesterday the mother-in-law went to the supermarket, and was knocked down by a young man who drove a Bentley on the road. After the owner of the Bentley got out of the car, he broke out and scolded, and the mother-in-law did not speak. Wait for the owner of the Bentley to say he was tired. The mother-in-law came lightly: Young man, call your father and tell your father that you scraped a shared bicycle.

2. When I came back from work, I threw away the LV bag, stepped on the slippers, and turned on the computer when I returned to the house. I played with the computer, estimated that the mother's meal should be ready, and was ready to go out. Then the mother pushed the door in, took a few photos and said to me: Girl, you see how this man looks, thick eyebrows, big eyes, clean and sharp, I heard that people are also particularly easy-going, or a business executive, rich second generation it! ! I flipped through a few photos really handsome, I was a little spring hearted, said: Mom, very good, I think... Before I could finish speaking, my mom nodded: Well, that's it, introduce it to your sister!!

3, yesterday took the subway to work, sitting next to an ugly woman, with a big furuncle on her face. There was a smell of cheap perfume, pungent and unpleasant. I was afraid that I couldn't help it, so I took out a convenient bag. After the ugly woman saw it, she said: You are still motion sick to the car? I put the convenience bag on my head and said to the ugly woman: Whoever said I was motion sick, I just fainted you!

4, in the evening to go to the mother-in-law's house for dinner, the mother-in-law burned sauerkraut fish, the taste is excellent, my wife and I ate a lot. The mother-in-law did not eat and said, "I don't want to eat!" "After dinner, my mother-in-law brought her reading glasses to the Internet, and I quietly approached to see what she was doing!" See her type 2 words of sauerkraut on the web page. I thought to myself, "My mother-in-law is so nice, I must be trying to learn how to cook it better!" Then I saw the whole word: "Sauerkraut is long, what will happen when you eat it?" ”?

5. The family found a matchmaker to arrange a blind date for the brothers. After meeting, the girl looks very good, and the buddies have a little affection for her. Halfway through the meal, the matchmaker asked the buddies: How is it, are you still satisfied? The girl face has not spoken, the brothers want to break this embarrassing situation and say: very satisfied, after eating grilled fish will come to this. The girl also nodded and said: I think the same way! The matchmaker was stunned after hearing it.

6. There is a young woman in our unit, who has just been divorced, called me and asked me to go to her house to help her dredge the sewer pipes, and to have dinner and drink two glasses of wine at her house. I rushed to the female colleague's house with my tools! The husband of the female colleague is in business, very rich, and left a large amount of money and a large house for the female colleague after the divorce. I think if I could get the favor of my female colleague and chase her down, I would be able to struggle for a few years less.

7. My roommate is a wedding planner, and two days ago, a couple approached her to buy a wedding scene. The girl who came in asked, "How much does it cost to have a wedding now?" My roommate said: "This side still depends on the situation, under normal circumstances, the more handsome the groom, the higher the charge." Then the man listened, and immediately took out two thousand to give to the roommate, only to see that the roommate also found the cost of 1880 for them. At this time, the girl patted her boyfriend's shoulder and said, "Honey, don't be discouraged! Although it is the era of looking at faces, I am not afraid if I don't look at faces. ”

8. Rescued a drowning beauty by the river, and she became my girlfriend in order to thank me. Within a few days of dating, she took me home to their family gathering. At dinner, the girlfriend said in front of many people, "Honey, kiss me." I looked surprised: "Huh? So many people, inappropriate, right? Girlfriend: "Oh, kiss me!" I went up and slapped me: "Let me kiss your aunt's chin for a while, and then let me kiss your mother, are you sick?" ”

9, your head, I hit you. When I was eating spicy hot at the intersection, I saw a junior high school student also queuing up to eat, so I recalled my junior high school life. The first class in the afternoon was sleepy to death, I picked up my mobile phone and played QQ flying car, and after the physics teacher saw it, he took the chalk and threw it at me. But I was agile, so I caught it directly, and then I jerked my head and threw it back, and he didn't catch it and hit him in the head. To this day, I can't forget the shocked expression on the physics teacher's face. I don't know if he has calculated this angle.

10, this year is 28 years old, the family is anxious, and then the seven aunts and eight aunts began to arrange. As a result, no one was successful, and in the afternoon, my mother said: I will bring my documents to accompany me on a trip!! I was tired of blind dates, I said not to go, my mother said: not blind date, I know, blind date can not save you, but you are born in the end, I can not ignore you! In the afternoon, follow me to see your aunt Chen, sell insurance that, I will pay you to buy a pension insurance, so that when you are old, you will also have a guarantee!!?

11. During the summer vacation, I heard that cicadas should be sold for money, so as soon as I had time, I climbed trees to engage in cicadas. After the summer vacation, the cicada i got sold for more than 70 yuan, enough to buy 2 pairs of pants. I was so happy that when I got home I told my mom about it. Well, I was beaten up by her, because I climbed a tree and worn out a total of 6 pairs of pants...?

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