My wife and three male colleagues went on a business trip to Lijiang, so I took my sister-in-law to my house to play. In the evening, I told a joke to my sister-in-law with a smile. The sister-in-law listened to the brief evaluation and said:

My wife and three male colleagues went on a business trip to Lijiang, so I took my sister-in-law to my house to play. In the evening, I told a joke to my sister-in-law with a smile. The sister-in-law listened to the brief evaluation and said: "Lost teeth! I was happy: "Haha, it's a laugh out of the big teeth!" Unexpectedly, the sister-in-law shook her head and said, "It's old, brother-in-law, please don't tell me such an old joke in the future!" ”

2, child, as your elder I want to advise you, broken teeth must be swallowed into the stomach, the words in the heart should not be told to others, take your own road, you must be strong! "Dentist Lee, you don't want to be responsible for the wrong tooth extraction, do you?"

3, after the wisdom teeth are extracted, the nurse let me buy ice cream to eat, saying that it can relieve pain. I was happy, I had been taboo before toothache, and now let me eat three in one go to eat ice cream, and ran to the nurse: I not only have toothache now, but also my stomach. The nurse looked at it with disdain and said: I let you take a bite in your mouth and slowly melt, who let you eat so much. I......

4, A: "I think a few of us should also diverge our thinking and create a Guinness record or something." B: "Good proposal" A: "I cut down a tree, sharpened both ends, and applied for the world's largest toothpick record." B: "You can't talk about something practical." A: "I dig a pit in the ground, fill it with water, and apply for the smallest lake in the world." B: "Then I simply plan three holes in the ground, three fingers sticking out, applying for the world's largest bowling ball." ”

5) This morning, a patient came to my dental office and he said that the dentures I had helped him with had fallen out. I thought it was strange when I heard it, because I was absolutely certain that I had fitted his dentures well at the time. Then after I helped him put it back on, I said: I hope this time it can be firmly fixed. At this time, the patient's 5-year-old son spoke: "It should not fall down again, because Dad has found the screwdriver, and now he should not use his teeth to open beer." ”

6. In order to be able to communicate with customers decently, the unit organizes lecturers to train social etiquette. When it came to meet etiquette, the lecturer arranged for me to kiss the back of a girl's hand. Due to excessive nervousness, my dentures actually fell on the back of the girl's hand... Looking at the scared girl and the dentures thrown on the ground, my face turned red and white.

7. Once in class, a classmate and the teacher argued about a math problem. The teacher scolded impatiently. I happened to be sitting in the first row, and he would squirt when he cursed. I just took the book and held it on top. The teacher was too excited to squirt out the dentures. Suddenly, a false tooth fell on my desk, and without even thinking about it, I took the book and knocked the denture away. I still haven't forgotten the expression of the class teacher at that time, and there is still a trace of saliva at the corner of the mouth.

8, there is an ugly woman who can never marry out, hoping to be abducted. One night, I finally dreamed of being kidnapped. After dawn, the kidnappers thought she was ugly and sent her back to the original place, the woman resolutely did not get out of the car, the kidnapper gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and threw the car keys to the ugly woman and said: "Go... The car is gone! Q: Did the kidnapper's actions constitute a gift? Can the ugly woman legally take ownership of the vehicle?

9, when we were in junior high school, we used the electric bell to beat the class bell, once just after class, the electric bell was ringing, the teacher was still there, suddenly a boy who slept in class suddenly bounced up from his seat, while also opening his teeth and claws shouted: "Mom, get up and cook, I'm going to be late for school!" ”

10, that time I had a high fever, I had to get up in the morning to wash up and go to work. I was going to milk toothpaste, but I picked up the cleanser and squeezed it on the toothbrush. I didn't know it at the time, and while brushing it, I thought: The taste of toothpaste today is a little strange? Later, I was hospitalized...

1 the day before yesterday the wisdom teeth were extracted, today not much bleeding to go to the gym for high and low flushing classes, that is, the kind of has been jumping and jumping for nearly an hour, the coach is a small handsome guy. After class, my teeth bleed again because I was too intense! When I was about to go to the bathroom to deal with it, the handsome coach came up to me and asked how I felt about this lesson? I spat out a mouthful of blood and said, "Quite... Good! "I will never forget his terrified gaze in my life...

12, the mother wants to put on dentures, the daughter and son quarrel over the question of who to pay the mother. In the end, the mother made a decision, and the sisters and brothers were half out. Unexpectedly, within a few days of the dentures, the mother felt that the teeth were a little uncomfortable. At this time, the father said from the side: "I told you not to spend the children's money in the first place, but you did not listen!" This girl and son have loved to make trouble since they were young, and now you listen to the girl's daughter with your upper teeth and listen to your son with your lower teeth, and the coordination is definitely poor. ”

13 The day before yesterday I took my naughty son to my father's house for a day, and we went home satisfied. Sure enough, when we were still on the road, Dad's phone came after us. I turned on bluetooth, and the old man's angry voice came from the phone: Look at the good things your little ancestor did! I've killed him with all those fish!" The son bowed his head and defended in disbelief: What is the matter with me, I was still jumping around alive when I fished it out!

14, today and colleagues went to the supermarket to buy toothpaste, sister paper salesman said: "Use this, yellow teeth whitening, you use it is very appropriate." As a result, my colleague immediately became angry, opened his mouth and said, "Do you see my yellow teeth?" Yellow? The sister paper took a step back in fright and said, "No yellow, no yellow, or you can use this!" Go bad breath, bad breath..."