1, today after work passing by the meat sandwich steamed bun shop, the door out of the banner: after 5 o'clock meat sandwich bun 4 yuan a. I resolutely waited at the door for half an hour, went in after 5 o'clock and ordered two, and asked when I paid

1, today after work passing by the meat sandwich steamed bun shop, the door out of the banner: after 5 o'clock meat sandwich bun 4 yuan a. I resolutely waited at the door for half an hour, went in after 5 o'clock and ordered two, and when I paid the money, I asked the cashier: "Why is the meat sandwich steamed bun 4 yuan after 5 o'clock?" How much is before 5 o'clock? Cashier: "5 bucks for two." ”...... The local tycoon met a beautiful stewardess on a business trip, chased for more than a year, finally together, it didn't take long for the flight attendant to get pregnant, the two people were married, when they were born, the flight attendant was tall, the child grew up to be relatively large, and it took a long time to go down, and finally chose caesarean section, the flight attendant almost lost half a life, and the child weighed nine pounds and one or two. After the birth of the child, the mother-in-law praised the child as beautiful, like a flight attendant, and had long legs, saying that the daughter-in-law would give birth. The flight attendant did not say a word, and said to the local tycoon at night: "Your mother said in front of me every day that I would give birth, useless, Hugh wants to deceive me into having a second child."

2. Recently, the company sent me on a business trip. Because it happened to be in the city where my girlfriend's house was, I stayed at my girlfriend's house. I don't know what's wrong, the temper of the gentle and elegant mother-in-law who has seen it several times before has recently exploded, and she is angry with the old man at every turn. The old man was also particularly angry: "Can you give me some face, son-in-law is at home!" The mother-in-law secretly said to the old man: "Endure for a few days, this is what he did to show, if you bully our daughter in the future, this is the end!?"

3, today is Valentine's Day, I was on a business trip to my wife sent a 520 red envelope. But after a long time, the wife was confiscated, and I wondered if the wives were too few, so I re-rotated 5200. The moment it was sent out, the wife immediately accepted it. She also came to the sentence: Thanks to your little boy's acquaintance, knowing that there is less hair, what you love me, I love you, are all virtual...

4, the girlfriend's appetite is particularly large, others eat a bowl of rice is full, she has to eat ten bowls to be full. On this day, the girlfriend went to eat the rice bowl, ate a large bowl that was not full and was embarrassed to order another one. Then I went out for a few minutes and went into the store and asked the store: Did you just see a girl who looked like me? The stall owner said: I recognize, she left five minutes ago. My girlfriend said, "Well, she's my twin sister, and she's bringing me a meal." Stall owner: Don't pretend anymore, I recognize you!

5, the man went home early on a business trip, did not tell his family, when he arrived at the door, secretly put his ear on the door to eavesdrop on the conversation inside. The son said, "Mom, I miss My dad so much!" Mom replied, "Come on, let's call Daddy!" "The man was moved to tears outside, so he took out his mobile phone and waited for half an hour, and the phone did not come..."

6, I am a small actor, because of the relationship between work and need to fly a lot. Because of this, I got into a relationship with a flight attendant and she became my girlfriend. One day, when she was off work, I took her to the water park to play. Not long after she was in the water, suddenly a big wave came and couldn't find her. Later, an ugly woman took my hand, and I directly slapped it and scolded: "Brother has a girlfriend!" ”

7. On Valentine's Day, take your girlfriend to see a love movie. I was watching and overheard a couple of men and women in the back row talking loudly, and I couldn't hear the lines of the movie. I turned to the man angrily and said, "I can't hear a word!" "It's none of your business." The man was very rude and said, "This is our private conversation." ”?

8, take your wife to travel, stay in the hotel at night, but the rooms are full. I was so tired that I didn't want to find another hotel, and my wife gave me an encouraging look. I ran upstairs to the hallway and shouted: Routine, check the room! Then, go downstairs to the main desk and wait. After a while, I saw several pairs of men and women going downstairs to check out. I walked over to the front desk and asked: Is there a room available now?

9, the high school physical education teacher is a very cruel person, as long as he is caught, it is simply better to live than to die. Once we sneaked to the playground to play basketball without a break at night, and we were caught by the physical education teacher. Then the PE teacher let us go to the forest and pick up a few branches. Then we picked it up and asked us to catch an ant. After I was caught, the physical education teacher said: You chased the ants around the playground for me to run around!

10. Remember that once I went to the male ticket's house was the physiological period, I went to the toilet halfway to change my aunt's towel, and I was worried that my parents would see it and fold it before I threw it in the trash. After a while, I heard the male ticket mother exclaiming, only to see their dog rushing over with a piece of white and red, tearing while running, the whole living room floor was covered with blood-stained white cotton, at that moment, I wanted to die...?

11. The local tycoon lao zhangren set up a listed company, his female secretary was pregnant before marriage, and the old man was furious and said that he must find out who it was. As a result, more than 50 people in the unit resigned the next day, and the brother-in-law also prepared a resignation letter with trepidation, and the old man saw it and said: "You don't have to resign." The brother-in-law was very happy, and his father actually trusted him so much. Then, the old man continued: "You are the ugliest in the whole company, and it cannot be you." ”

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