1. The eldest sister-in-law is divorced and lives in my house temporarily. It happened that my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law! We were watching TV at home, the eldest sister-in-law said with a sigh. This treasure jade

1. The eldest sister-in-law is divorced and lives in my house temporarily. It happened that my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law! We were watching TV at home, the eldest sister-in-law said with a sigh. This Baoyu is really not a thing, Lin Daiyu is so good to him, but he still has an eyebrow with Baochao, and finally married Baochao. I cried and laughed and said that Bao Yu was only good to Lin Daiyu, he and Bao Chao were only brother and sister feelings, and in the end, they were only kept in the dark when they got married. Both he and Daiyu are just victims of the tragedy of love. The eldest sister-in-law said in surprise, is this so? I nodded. The eldest sister-in-law angrily turned off the TV, saying that this kind of broken TV should not be watched. It makes me laugh.

2. My ex-girlfriend suddenly called me and asked if I was free during the eleventh period? I'm so excited! It's been a year since the breakup and she has never been in touch with me, is this going to get back together? I immediately said: When I have time, if I have any command, I am willing to do the work of dogs and horses. The ex-girlfriend said: My girlfriend is married, can you pretend to be my boyfriend and go to the wedding together? I said, "Yes, you can pretend for as long as you want." The ex-girlfriend said: Only pretended to be a day, and then separated after attending the wedding. I asked strangely: Why are you looking for me? The ex-girlfriend said: I got married with a very heavy gift, only you can help me eat back this.

3, the recognized goddess of the campus has never lacked suitors, and she is very cold. But I didn't believe it, so I stopped her after the evening self-study class. I asked: What do you think of my character? Goddess: Too good to be true. Me: So you're my girlfriend? The goddess did not hesitate at all: Good! Me: What do you appreciate about me? The goddess panicked: Big brother, I'm all your girlfriends, can you put the bricks down first??

4) I am a project manager at an IT company and can earn more than 20,000 yuan a month, but this morning I experienced an incident that made me start to doubt myself. Passing by a breakfast shop this morning on my way to work, I saw a young man arguing with the owner of the hand-cuffed cake seller. He said, "You said you would add three eggs to me, why do you only add two?" The boss said helplessly: "I am adding three to you!" Man: "You're a fool, a black-hearted vendor, an egg has to be pitted, and you should sell hand-grabbed cakes for the rest of your life!" Boss: "I make thirty or forty thousand a month and will lie to you about an egg?" Go away, this pie is for you! "After listening, I don't want to be a manager, I am still suitable for buying hand-grabbed cakes."

5. Last night, I worked overtime in the company, so I asked my husband to go to my mother's house to pick up my son and go home. When I came home in the evening, my husband saw me mysteriously and said: Daughter-in-law, do you know? I finally know who your temper is like, and I know how to cure you! What do I mean? He said happily: Our mother said, your temper follows our father, disobedient and beaten up! I......

6. In high school, the class teacher was a cute and humorous old man, and there was a strong physical education student in the class, who was a top scum. Every time the class teacher's voice sounds, the cadet starts sleeping until he wakes up on time after class. The physical education student was late, and the class teacher kindly said to him: JACK, please do not be late in the future, this will affect your normal sleep.

7. Tomorrow is going to be the thirtieth birthday, please ask the marriage agency of the community to introduce the object. But I don't want to be together so hastily, but I always have to find a plausible reason. I thought about it for half a day and finally came up with an idea. There are not many girls who can cook now, so I will use this reason. I asked, "Sister, can you cook?" The girl was stunned and said, "Only one dish and one soup." My mom smiled and said, "One dish and one soup is good!" Single-minded! I didn't give up, and then asked, "What dish, what soup?" The girl whispered, "Boil the noodles and boil the water." ”?

8, the cousin does not want to work hard, to a rich family to be a door-to-door son-in-law. The old man was very rich and bought a big villa in the city center. There are a few bullfrogs in my cousin's pond, and in the summer I will hear the croaking. Sister-in-law: Why do these frogs bark endlessly every night? The cousin explained: They are courting, and they can only be single when they stop! My sister-in-law asked again: Why isn't it called in the supermarket? Cousin: Those are about to be stewed, where do you have the heart to fall in love? Sister-in-law: Then I beat you every day, why do you still go out to hook up with other beautiful women? Isn't it hard enough to fight!

9. I have graduated from college and am leaving school. Bought a ticket home in the morning, and I got up early in the morning and my roommate was still sleeping. I didn't have the courage to face the parting, carefully packed my bags, but still woke up a roommate. She didn't say anything, and as soon as she hugged me, my tears came out. She choked up and said: Four years have passed, you bitch! The first time I got up earlier than I did!?

10, the owner just mentioned a Paramela today, I love this car! On this day I stood in front of Paramela and carefully grinded it, fantasizing: When will I be able to drive such a good car! At this time, the boss suddenly came over, patted me on the shoulder, and said: "Xiao Li, how do you see this car?" I quickly nodded and said, "Like, it's so beautiful!" The boss laughed: Come on, as long as you do a good job, next year today I... I was excited to think that the boss was going to give it to me and interrupted: "Boss, this is not okay, you also send me a car like this?" Boss: "No, Xiao Li, you think too much, what I want to say is that I can buy another one today next year!" ”?

11 My father was very fond of his 10-year-old grandson, and the child became very willful. The bear child has been supported by a strong grandfather and has been dominating the family. Now my father couldn't stand it anymore and hid far away in order to have less idleness. Today is the birthday of the bear child, and my father has been hanging out all morning. The last birthday gift chosen was: thick essay reference book and exercise set.

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