1, the sister-in-law works in the electronics factory, and the boss's son lives together and is pregnant, and the boss has to let the two get married for the sake of fame. As a result, the two went to divorce the next day after marriage, and the staff was very puzzled

1, the sister-in-law works in the electronics factory, and the boss's son lives together and is pregnant, and the boss has to let the two get married for the sake of fame. As a result, the two went to divorce the next day after marriage, and the staff was very puzzled and asked what was wrong. The two men said in a huff: Last night, we looked at the money given by the guests and decided to divorce. The staff wondered: Is it too little? The two shook their heads and said: We plan to divorce today and get married again tomorrow! In this way, in a few days, we will become multi-millionaires!

2. The brother-in-law went to Quanjude for dinner after work, and as soon as the dish came up, he received a call from his wife to check the post. The wife asked him where he was, and the brother-in-law said that he was eating at the restaurant. The wife did not believe it, and the brother-in-law knocked the bowl to make the wife believe. As a result, a waitress thought that the brother-in-law was in trouble, so she shouted while running: "Big brother don't urge, I'm coming, coming!" ”?

3. The summer on the mountain is too hot, Fang Zhan returns to the villa in the city center to escape the heat, and the security guards stop him. Fang Zhan drunkenly said, "I am the owner!" I forgot my keys. The security guard said: "You scare me less, you are not the owner." Fang Zhan: "I am the owner!" The security guard said, "Don't admit it, I'll stop the owner to show you in a moment." "At this time, a man came over in a Porsche, and the security guard waved his hand to stop the car! As a result, Porsche rushed by and roared: "Hurry up, open the door for me!" The security guard turned to the other side and said, "See no, that is the owner, you look at it is a small advertisement." ”

4. When I was practicing in the driving school, my stomach was particularly uncomfortable, I was always out of state, and I always made mistakes. The coach saw me like this and said to me: You look closely at how I drive. I turned my head to look at the coach, and suddenly my stomach was uncomfortable again, and I opened the car window and "wow" and vomited. The coach had a black line on his face and said to me a few seconds later: I know I look ugly, I have taught dozens of students, you are the first to not be able to hold back!?

5. Play DNF in an Internet café and blast an epic shard from the abyss. Just then, my phone suddenly rang, and when it was connected, the other party said a bunch of nonsense. I listened to the clouds in the fog, and finally I couldn't help it, and said angrily, "Who are you?" Do I know you? The other party was bigger than my fire, he said: "Why, I just charged you with 100 yuan of telephone bill, what is wrong with you talking with me for a while?" ”?

6. In the evening self-study in junior high school, I slept at the same table next to me. I wiped his head and he said, "Don't make a fuss." After a while I wiped it again, and he said, "You're smearing me angry again." I fell down to sleep again. Suddenly our homeroom teacher came. He came over and patted the same table, and the same table immediately got up and shouted: Didn't you see me sleeping, what are you doing again and again!?!? Then there was no then.

7, recently do not know what, always feel that my girlfriend suddenly began to do. After going home from work to eat, my girlfriend suddenly asked me: During the meal, my wife asked me: Who is the most beautiful woman in the world, I replied without hesitation: No, I only know you as a woman! The wife nodded with satisfaction. Now my mother is ready to break off the mother-child relationship with me.

8. After work, I saw my cousin standing with a very ugly-looking woman, and my cousin looked uncomfortable. I rushed forward and whispered to my cousin, "Is this your girlfriend?" Looks like... It's okay! Don't look uncomfortable! Put aside the worldly vision, let it go! The younger brother said, "Brother, introduce me, this is the girlfriend that your mother introduced to you."

9, like my female neighbor for a long time, has been embarrassed to confess. Today my home network is broken, and I used the master key to crack the WiFi password of her home, and the password turned out to be the pinyin of "I love Dazhi". My nickname is Dazhi! The thought of the beautiful face of my neighbor made my heart flutter. At night, after work, I met her, so I asked her: "I know your WiFi password, my nickname is Dazhi, do you like me?" The girl blushed and said apologetically, "I'm really sorry, my family's Erha is also called Dazhi!" "I:" ........."

10. Fang Zhan has a crush on a little nun for a long time, and the two people have a good feeling for each other, and Fang Zhan even goes to the mountains and forests to live in seclusion together for her willingness. On this day, the little nun suddenly sent a 520-second voice to Fang Zhan. After the battle was opened, he found that there was no sound, only the sound of rustling. Halfway through hearing this, Fang Zhan closed down and sent a message in disgust: Why are you so bored. Since then, the little nun has never paid attention to fang again. Later, the little nun was confessed by a chief, and then the two were together. After a long time, Fang Zhan idly flipped through the chat records and clicked on the voice to listen. In the 520th second, the little nun said: I love you.

11. The man sneaked into a rich man's house in the middle of the night, knocked the man unconscious with a wooden stick, and then carried out a crazy sweep, and when he was about to leave, he suddenly heard the bathroom shouting: "I'm washed, you come in!" So the man moved evil thoughts and rushed into the bathroom, the man can never forget, in the bathroom, his wife saw his surprised expression.

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