1, the community power outage, I went up the stairs in the dark. Just arrived at the 2nd floor, just like a woman bumping into a full heart. Before she could make a sound, I grabbed her and shouted: Wife? Just listen to her while patting her chest

1, the community power outage, I went up the stairs in the dark. Just arrived at the 2nd floor, just like a woman bumping into a full heart. Before she could make a sound, I grabbed her and shouted: Wife? Just listen to her while patting her chest and saying: Scared the old woman to death. ay? Why are you sure it's me? I blurted out without thinking: Old husband and wife, I don't know it's you, and your size is still very recognizable.

2. I was at the same table as the Chinese class representative throughout high school. She is very cute and usually very gentle with other students, but she is not good for me. As soon as I accidentally overtook the line I carved on the table, she would prick me with a compass. I didn't even dare to say a word to her. After high school graduation, she took a larger compass and chased me three streets. She chased after me and scolded: tell you to ignore me, tell you not to coax me!

3. After graduating from college, I went to my father-in-law's house to meet my parents, and it happened that my sister-in-law came with her boyfriend. The mother-in-law chatted with him for half a day, and it seemed that the appearance was passed. My mother-in-law asked me what I thought, and I nibbled on the roast duck and said, "I'll just come over and rub a meal, I don't have the right to speak!" The mother-in-law asked the old man again, and the old man said, "I am a cook, the profession is not right, and I do not express my opinion." ”

4) The rich man took his seven-year-old son to a private hospital in the suburbs. The rich man said: Doctor, what is wrong with my son, today is a day, not pacing in the house. I was lying in bed and sleeping, and I was reading a book abnormally! Doctor: Do you live in a villa area? Regal nodded: "Yes! The doctor said: Then it's all right, you go back, your son is fine!" The rich man wondered: Doctor, what happened to my son? Doctor: I heard others say that the villa area circuit maintenance, power outage for a day, my son did not have WiFi for a day, also this bear-like!?

5, the girlfriend took her son to take the bus, the son held a ride card in his hand, went up to a stroke, beep, ring, compare and draw, beep, ring, compare, beep, ring, and mutter: "Oh, this thing is fun!" The driver was happy and asked, "Is it fun?" Her son said, "Hmm. The girlfriend said, "Can you play?" Her son said, "Hmm. The girlfriend said, "Haven't you played it?" Her son said, "Hmm. The girlfriend was anxious, and grabbed the card: "You stupid boy, you haven't finished playing?" It's time for me to play! The driver couldn't look at it anymore: "Brush again, this money has been brushed clean by you." ”

6. The sister and sister go out to visit the mall, leaving the husband and children at home. At noon, the child said that he was hungry and wanted to eat the family bucket, and the husband touched the only 20 yuan left in his pocket and began to persuade his son: Baby, that is junk food, eating too much is not good for the body, daddy give you boiled egg noodles to eat, right? The son walked back to the room silently after listening, and gave me 200 yuan when he came out: Dad, order a family bucket, and the rest will be used as pocket money for you, not that I said you, this wife can't get used to it too much!?

7. Once I paid for the excess of the flower shell, I used my wife's flower shell to buy a soft Chinese. My wife scolded me when she found out, and then had a cold war with me for several days. During this period, both of us took the initiative to talk to each other, but soon we overdone to the point of controversy and quarreled, making us very tired. Last night, my daughter-in-law sent me a message: Shall we shelve the controversy and rest together?

8, my aunt arranged a blind date for me, let me dress up a little handsome. After the girl met, she didn't chat with me, just played with her phone. I said: If you are in a hurry, you can go back first. The girl said: I'm sorry, I asked a friend to go to the pedestrian street. I said I was just on the way and wanted to drive her. Then I drove the newly bought Bugatti to deliver her. Her friend smiled and asked: Who is this man? The girl took my hand and said: New boyfriend! It turns out that love is like this..."

9, queuing security check, the queue is very long, a big mother cut in line. Her daughter chased after her: "Mom, you cut in line, hurry back!" "It's all right, it's fine here, you come too!" "No, people have to say, come back!" "Say it, there is no quality, what is it!" You think they don't want to cut in line? Die for face! ”

10. A rich man's nanny comes back from grocery shopping and sees the rich man beating his child. The child cried miserably, and the babysitter went over and asked, "Boss, why did you beat the child?" The rich man said slowly, "This boy took the first place in the class." Nanny: "You have all passed the first place in the class, why are you still beating?" You're not right to do that! The rich man said: "There is no why, I am afraid of his pride!" ”?

11. My college buddies are a rich second generation, and after graduation, they opened a company with the 10 million yuan given by their family. Unfortunately, after a year of hard work, it still went out of business, and the buddies could only go to the talent market to find a job. Finally came to a company to apply, the boss learned that the buddies have entrepreneurial experience, personally came to the interview. In order to get the appreciation of the boss, the buddies used their own tricks and said a lot of their own ideas and experiences. After chatting for more than an hour, the boss stood up and shook hands with his buddies: "Thank you, finally know why you went out of business." ”?

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