1, I went to see hemorrhoids, and it was a beautiful female doctor who treated me, which was embarrassing. I asked her if she could change to a male doctor, and she said, in the eyes of our doctors, there is no gender. I

1, I went to see hemorrhoids, and it was a beautiful female doctor who treated me, which was embarrassing. I asked her if she could change to a male doctor, and she said, in the eyes of our doctors, there is no gender. I laughed a little and said, but in the eyes of our patients, you doctors are gender-divided, and you have to consider our feelings. If there is a male doctor, please change one, thank you! She shook her head and said, I have a doctor who sees hemorrhoids today, if you want me to see it, then you will come back tomorrow. It was hard to spare half a day to see a doctor, how could I give up halfway? I thought about it for a moment, gritted my teeth and said to her, Well, it's up to you, you show me! After the examination, she said that your symptoms are not very serious, do not need surgery, I will prescribe you some medicine, and then you usually pay more attention to exercise, do not sit for a long time. After a while, I will review it again, and it should be no big problem. Although it was still quite embarrassing to let the female doctor see the hemorrhoids, she said it was still quite professional, and I listened to her and nodded, thanked her, took the medicine and left the hospital. Back at work in the afternoon, my secretary smiled and said to me that the blind date for me had been arranged, the restaurant was also booked, and it was sent to my mobile phone, telling me to meet her in the evening. At 7 p.m., I arrived at the restaurant on time and found that the other party had arrived, and before I could sit down, I was surprised to find that the blind date was actually the female doctor during the day. It's really bad...

2. Participated in the watermelon eating competition and won 6999 yuan in prize money, I asked my wife what to do? The wife said: "See you are doing well, just one person and half!" I was overjoyed: "Wife, you are awesome, I will go and get you 3000." My wife grabbed me and said, "Don't worry, I'll keep the money for you to keep the award, half of one person." "Me:"

3, last night when I came home from work, I said to my father: Before you let me do medical treatment, saying that this is a profiteering industry, I have been doing it for several years, and I have earned money! Dad said: Son to calm down, who said that in the profiteering industry can definitely make money? Do you see that I have been working in real estate for such a long time and made money? I couldn't help but interrupt him: Dad, is moving bricks also real estate?

4, today to go to the hospital to see a doctor, a female patient, 50 years old, had to cut in line, said is very urgent! I looked at it curiously, it turned out that it was too hard during the bath, and the soap slid in... Then the doctor told her to stand with her legs apart against the corner of the wall, and then the doctor had an oil-consuming heel, punched the woman's lower abdomen, and the soap came out at once, and gave me a smile to die The carved soap.

5. My cousin works at Foxconn, lives with her boyfriend, and usually does not pay attention to three tires. Now that she was pregnant again, the doctor told her that if she beat the child again, she would have no fertility. The cousin planned to give birth to the child, but did not dare to tell the father-in-law and the mother-in-law. She took a leave of absence to go home and wanted to probe her parents' tone first. My cousin said, "Mom, I've been enjoying kids lately!" The aunt was secretly happy, glanced at her uncle, and said, "You just like it." The cousin was immediately overjoyed, felt that there was a drama, and planned to find a suitable time to tell the old couple. After a month, her aunt said to her: "Daughter, my mother is pregnant again, you like it, haha." ”

6. My sister-in-law is divorced and lives in my house temporarily. It happened that my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law! In the evening I watched TV together. The eldest sister-in-law sighed. This Tang monk was also too ignorant of evil. The king of the daughter country is so beautiful. He actually left her so cruelly. The eldest sister-in-law said disapprovingly. If I were a Tang monk. I stayed in my daughter's country. Talk to the king of the daughter country every day and make love. Romantic. Then give birth to a bunch of small children. Anyway, there are so many beautiful women in the daughter country, and some people take care of small children.

7, my wife recently went on a business trip, I was watching TV at home, my wife called: "Where are you??? I replied, "Home." The wife said, "Really??? Then you tell me how many potatoes are in the fridge??? Thankfully I didn't go out, I opened the refrigerator and said, "Two." Wife: "What about the eggplant??? Me: "Two !!! Wife: "How many green peppers are there??? Me: "I count, one, two, three, four." Wife: "Well, you stir-fry the ground three fresh, I will go home!!! ”

8. Some time ago, I went to the talent market to apply. Suddenly a girl jumped out and said to me: Handsome man, I have a job I am not interested in?? As soon as I saw it so enthusiastically, I inquired: Let's listen. Sister: This job is to deal with food every day, and you can also contact all kinds of young beauties. Me: How good is this work?? What the hell is it for? Sister: The canteen cooks...

9, I am pregnant, the happiest person is my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law does not make me food every day. Today we ate together, and the sister-in-law ate a few ribs and wanted to eat. The mother-in-law knocked off the sister-in-law's chopsticks and said, "This is for your sister-in-law to eat, how come you are not finished!" The sister-in-law silently withdrew her hand and looked at me sadly!

10, after dinner, the son and his mother quarreled, one wanted to watch cartoons, one wanted to watch TV series, just when the face was red, the son slapped the table and shouted: You are so beautiful, can't you let me order???。 Just watch her put down the remote control, eyebrows flying to the kitchen to wash fruit... After living for more than thirty years, he was actually taught a lesson by a six-year-old child.

11. My friend asked me to teach him how to talk to his girlfriend, and I was shocked. He had been dating his girlfriend for a month and couldn't even talk. Seeing my suspicious look, he helplessly pulled out his mobile phone and showed me the chat history of the two of them. My eyes were stunned in an instant, and the two men hardly spoke, fighting for thousands of figures. He was very sad and asked me: You say, I am looking for a girlfriend just to fight the map??

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