1. Dad called to say that the family was demolished, and I immediately resigned to beat Didi and went home to get money. The car came, I didn't expect it to be a Honda Civic, driving or beautiful. I asked the beauty, "Drive a luxury car."

1. Dad called to say that the family was demolished, and I immediately resigned to beat Didi and went home to get money. The car came, I didn't expect it to be a Honda Civic, driving or beautiful. I asked the beauty: "Driving a luxury car and working part-time, you are not bad for these few dollars, why?" Beauty smiled contemptuously at me, "I just like to see you poor ghosts stunned, envious and puzzled." "At that time, I couldn't help but scold her and cry, and after getting out of the car, I resolutely gave her a five-star praise!

2. Fa Xiao married a daughter-in-law, had no status at home, and all the money earned every month was handed over.

Two days ago, his daughter-in-law cleaned up and found a bank card under the bed.

The daughter-in-law said angrily: Doesn't it mean that you don't have private money? What is it? Say!

Fa Xiao bowed his head and said: Wife, in fact, I should have told you earlier!

The daughter-in-law said angrily: Say, how much money is hidden from me here!

Fa Xiao: The money I have spent with gifts for so many years is swiped by credit card, and this card owes a total of 1.08 million to the bank!

3. Work as a life assistant to the boss, he looks at the company's new beauty designer, sending ninety-nine roses a day. For half a month in a row, the boss temporarily traveled for more than a month. He told me that he would send ninety-nine roses to the beautiful designer every day, and the money would be paid by him. In this way, for a whole month, I sent ninety-nine roses a day, rain or shine. Just yesterday, after sending flowers, the beautiful designer stopped me and said shyly: "Don't send them later, I promise you." "For so many days, when sending flowers, I forgot to mention the name of the boss...

4. Just now my sister-in-law asked me: "Brother-in-law, I am going to go to the supermarket, what do I want to eat?" I'll buy it back for you." I told her she wanted to eat grapes, and her face brushed red: "Brother-in-law, you hate, too much ha." I wondered, what's too much to eat grapes...

5. The chairman went to the countryside to transfer relatives and asked the farmer relatives: "Has Moutai been drunk?" ”

The peasant relative said, "Drunk! ”

The chairman asked again: "Have you eaten bird's nest and shark fin soup?" ”

The peasant relative said, "I have eaten!" ”

The chairman was surprised to hear this: "Your life here is not bad!" ”

The peasant relatives laughed and said, "Yes, they say those things are fake!" ”

6. The eldest sister-in-law is divorced and lives in my house temporarily. It happened that my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law! We were watching TV at home, my sister-in-law sighed. This Baoyu is really not a thing, Lin Daiyu is so good to him, but he still has an eyebrow with Baochao, and finally married Baochao. I cried and laughed and said that Bao Yu was only good to Lin Daiyu, he and Bao Chao were only brother and sister feelings, and in the end, they were only kept in the dark when they got married. Both he and Daiyu are just victims of the tragedy of love. The eldest sister-in-law said in surprise, is this so? I nodded. The eldest sister-in-law angrily turned off the TV, saying that this kind of broken TV should not be watched. It makes me laugh.

7. When I met my first love at the class meeting, she took the initiative to greet me: "How old is the child?" "I said I wasn't married. The first love's face darkened: "Are you still waiting for me?" Don't be silly, I won't let you get mine. I sneered and ignored it. The class leader came over and said, "Old classmate, last time you borrowed my 3 million, can you pay it back next month?" "I said yes. When the first love saw this, she couldn't help but move closer to me and whispered, "You can't chase me now!" I moved to the side, "I won't let you get mine." After the first love left, the class leader came over and shook my hand and said, "Old classmate, I'm interesting enough.... Give you a long face. "I quickly pulled my hand away, this dead fat man has been secretly in love with me for ten years, and he will not change his heart."

8. Returning to work, my husband rode an electric car to take me to work, and I grabbed his clothes. Suddenly, he looked down at my hand and said, "Put your hand in the pocket of my clothes." I said: Yo, do you still know that it hurts me, afraid that I am cold? The husband of the second goods replied: I had a cigarette in my pocket and ran away...

9. The wife called three beautiful female colleagues she knew on the live broadcast to the house, and the four of them played mahjong together. I took a shower in the bathroom, and when I came out, my wife said that she was going to go to the company and let me win and lose half of one person for her. After five hours of fighting, I won three, and when I sent them out, I said, "Thank you." "After closing the door, I counted the winnings, a total of 830 yuan. At this time, the wife called: "Wow, they all told me, you won more than five thousand, don't swallow it alone, half of the person who said good." ”

10. Q: What is it like to like someone? A: I think he has wifi on him. Q: What is it like to have a crush on someone? A: I don't know what the wifi password is. Q: What is it like to fall out of love? A: The wifi that could have been connected automatically suddenly one day could not be connected. Q: What does ambiguity feel like? A: The wifi signal is unstable, sometimes the signal is strong, sometimes the signal is weak. Q: What is it like to be in a long-distance relationship? A: Just know the wifi password, but the distance is too far to connect #Funny##Funny Duan##Funny Humor Anecdotes #[666] Please leave your valuable praise, that is my motivation to continue to be happy