1, I went to a company interview, the interview for me is actually a 40-year-old young woman, this young woman is very beautiful, the charm is still there, I stared at her for half a day, she snorted and said

1, I went to a company interview, the interview for me is actually a 40-year-old young woman, this young woman is very beautiful, the charm is still there, I stared at her for half a day, she snorted, said how can you be so rude? I smiled and said, beautiful and delicious, you look so beautiful, I want to marry you home, be my wife, she said with a smile, you are only in your early 20s, I can be your mother, I said with a hippie smile, what does it matter? Love knows no age or border! As long as you like me and I like you, we can't be impossible together, right? She nodded and said, OKAY, I have to ask my husband, he is the chairman of this company, I don't know if he agrees or not? So I slipped away!

2, the brother is a nibbling old family, after graduating from college, watch live broadcasts at home all day, take dad's money to brush gifts for female anchors. After brushing 800,000 yuan for a female anchor, the female anchor finally became my sister-in-law. Not long after the marriage, the sister-in-law gave birth to a little boy. Now the little nephew is in elementary school and sleeps every night listening to stories. On this day, my sister-in-law was broadcasting live, and my nephew said in a milky voice: "Mom, I can't sleep, can you tell me a story?" The sister-in-law said: "My son is obedient, wait for your father to come back and make it up for you." ”

3, my husband saw that others wanted the second child to be red-eyed, forcing me to get pregnant. When my mother-in-law learned of this, she said that she would bring a rooster to stew for me. Pets were not allowed on the bus, so the mother-in-law put the rooster in a pig feed bag and took it to the car. The mother-in-law had just sat down, and the rooster stretched out its head and hit a crisp chirp, and the driver was startled. The driver asked, "What is it?" The mother-in-law pressed the chicken head back into the bag and said, "Mobile phone ringtone!" ”

4, my parents are farmers, it is difficult to save more than half a year of money to buy an Audi A8L, but the mother-in-law forced me to give the car to my brother-in-law for marriage. I really had no choice but to give the car to my brother-in-law. The next morning I took the bus to work, and the girl sitting next to me fell asleep on my shoulder. I silently poured the mineral water into the cap and left it over my shoulder. After sitting for two stops, I woke her up. I said with a look of grievance: Beauty is really embarrassed, I have disturbed your sleep, but I really can't stand your drooling. She blushed and insisted on doing my laundry and left me a phone number.

5, fa small is going to get married, at night pull me to drink said to ease their tension. After drinking a bottle of Bloody Mary, I took my small hand and said: You can't buy a big bed, you have to buy a small bed. Fa Xiao was puzzled, only to hear me say: If you quarrel in the future, sleep in the big bed at night, you will sleep separately, sleep in a small bed to coax your daughter-in-law. Fa Xiao smiled bitterly next to him: You are too naïve, do you think I can still sleep in bed after a quarrel?

6, I am playing LOL, my mother can't see it. Mom said: You look at the game you play every day, what will happen in the future? Definitely like your dad in the future. I said: Is it like my father who can't find a good job and can't marry a good wife? The father roared: Son, how to talk, see through it and don't say it, grow up so big that you don't even understand this

7, the girl next door went out, forgot the key in the house, shouted a two knives to unlock the lock, ding-dong dong for half an hour stunned is not opened, the whole building people are attracted. A person next to him said that this lock is uniformly installed, or do you take the key to try it to see if you can open it? As a result, seven keys, five can open the girl's door...?

8. My cousin is an American returnee, but he became a monk directly after he returned to China. I wondered to him: Cousin, you are very knowledgeable and very clever, why don't you want to become a monk? My cousin folded his hands and said lightly: When I first graduated, I was lonely, only a cat was with me, so I discussed with the cat where the world was big enough for me to live? I said, "What did the cat say?" Cousin: The cat was silent for a long time and said: "Temple", so I came.?

9, a sister is more than thirty years old, all aspects of the conditions are good, but it is impossible to marry out, parents are in a hurry. Finally, a while ago, the sisters found a rich and handsome man to marry under the influence of their parents. On the wedding day, a group of our bridesmaids were responsible for blocking the door, and all kinds of difficulties were not to open the door, and the groomsmen joked: "If we don't open the door again, we can leave!" As a result, as soon as they heard this, the sisters' mother rushed up with an arrow, opened the door with us, and said to the crowd of people outside: "Don't go, don't go!" Come on in! Come on in! ”

10. My cousin is thirty years old and not yet married, and my aunt introduced a girl to her aunt in her hometown. The cousin went back to his hometown to meet, and the two people met and hated each other late, and chatted specially. While chatting, a great master came over and asked his cousin: Boy, do you smoke? The cousin listened and hurriedly said, don't smoke! Uncle asked again: Do you drink? The cousin continued, don't drink! Unexpectedly, just after saying it, the uncle pulled the girl away and said: Then you two are not suitable! You don't smoke or drink, you're coming to my house, so you can't let me sit with you and eat melon seeds!

11. The eldest brother did not know who said that he could live a long life after the ligation, so he directly concealed his sister-in-law from going to the ligature surgery. The sister-in-law was very angry when she found out, and the two had a big fight, and Shun ran did not divorce, but she could not have her own children. My sister-in-law was very undead, so she went to spend 800,000 yuan to do an IVF baby, and she didn't expect to really give birth to twin sons. On this day, my sister-in-law bought a bag of fruit candy and told the two children that they could only eat one piece at a time. In the afternoon, the sister-in-law took the empty sugar bag and asked angrily, "How to explain this?" The boss replied boldly, "You said that we can only eat one piece at a time, so my brother and I are half a piece of each, and we will eat it in a short time." "My sister-in-law was speechless...

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