1. A woman encounters a robber on her way home. She knelt down and said, "Big brother, my hotel sends leaflets, the salary is only 1900 wages, can you not rob the money?" It's really not okay. "Robbery

1. A woman encounters a robber on her way home. She knelt down and said, "Big brother, my hotel sends leaflets, the salary is only 1900 wages, can you not rob the money?" It's really not okay. The robber cried and said, "Sister, I also send flyers at the gym, because now there is no performance to come out to rob, all of them are with you." The woman packed her clothes and was about to turn and leave. The robber said, "Take this leaflet of mine, or my other colleagues will stop you from robbing it." ”??

2. After three years of unremitting efforts, I was finally admitted to the medical university of my dreams. In the dormitory, there is a god who glorifies 128 stars and often takes his sister to score points. Last night, my roommate took the tie flower to play the ranking until the early hours of the morning. By the next morning, my roommate actually got up on time. I asked him: I stayed up late yesterday, and I thought you couldn't get up today. Roommate: Stay up all night, kneeling and getting up!

3. The house I rented has reached the end of the day, but the charter wife will not let me continue to rent, and I will not agree with how to ask

。 The girl with whom I rented a house said that she could rent half a bed for me, and the rent money was half for me and her. I felt that it cost less than before, so I agreed. After living for half a year, the charter wife told me that the girl liked me, but she was embarrassed to tell me, so she begged her not to renew my rent. I went, the girl was really painstaking, but if I agreed, I wouldn't have to pay the whole rent, it was really tangled............

4. The WIFI at home seems to be expired, and when I open the black at night, I use the 4G network to fight the glory of the king. I didn't expect that the traffic ran out and the mobile phone was in arrears, so I sent a message to a friend and said: Help me charge 50 yuan for the phone bill. Accidentally shaking my hands on the group hair, in the morning together there were more than 40 messages, click to see. There are 30 who say: Well charged, the money is counted, and a few say remember to pay back. The rest was said to be good, and what surprised me the most was that the girl I had a crush on actually told me. Just helped you flush 100 pieces, and tell you a secret I like you.

5. This night, after eating and watching TV with my parents, my father stared at me for half a day. Dad: Why do I see that my girlfriend doesn't look like me? It's not my own. Mother: Girls are 23 years old, don't look like they are not pursued, pretend to be stupid at least there is a wife, there is a girlfriend, in case you find something, the wife also ran, the girlfriend is gone. I:...

6. Today is the first time I went to my girlfriend's house to see my father,000, and I was unusually excited in my heart.

When I arrived at the door of the community, I confessed to my girlfriend: Earlier I spent 200 yuan to buy the door to see the door uncle, remember the mobile phone number of the off-duty flower, the result of the uncle is wrong, but it can be fate, I fell in love with you now.

Then the girlfriend smiled and said: Well, it doesn't matter, soon we will be a family, as soon as we enter the house, don't call the janitor uncle, just call Dad!

7. Recently, I wanted to buy a villa in a big city and accidentally met a beautiful woman who sold a house. This girl is beautiful and generous, I talked to her, plus her V letter, she pushed me the house every day. But I don't care about this, every day I go to help her buy breakfast, order afternoon tea, send her home after work, chat with her at night, and make appointments in movie theaters and restaurants on weekends. Half a month later, her boyfriend said he was going to beat me to death!! I'm so nice to his girlfriend, why would you beat me to death? Are people now going to take revenge??

8. Xiaoli is very good at writing, and has written many articles and waited for the newspaper. Remembering that I was going to make a column on this day, I did an interview with Xiaoli. Reporter: "I want you to write an essay, to write about people, and to focus on writing about the prominent places." Xiao Li: "I think it's all right." I wrote about my grandmother. Reporter: "This is good, the family affection is strong, is there any outstanding aspect?" Xiao Li: "My grandmother's lumbar disc is herniated."

9. The brother-in-law who graduated from HIT has just joined the work force, and he has found a girlfriend and the two are still in love. The company department team building, just sat down not long, found that the girlfriend and their unit also have dinner, are booked in a hotel table is not far away. The girlfriend is always aiming at the second generation of the rich, and the brother-in-law is worried when drinking, afraid that the girlfriend will go back and count herself. Strangely enough, the leader who drank a lot of wine was not in good shape today, and frequently poured wine on me... Later, the brother-in-law really had no choice, so he secretly said to the director: Brother, the girl in the white dress opposite is my girlfriend, I dare not drink more!!!! The manager took the brother-in-law's hand: The girlfriend can say a few words to you at most, and the person wearing the white suit next to her is your sister-in-law!!!!

10. The sister-in-law finally took her boyfriend home, and at first the mother-in-law was very happy, and after dinner, the boyfriend left. The mother-in-law calmly gave the sister-in-law a mouth and scolded: "I was anxious to let you have a boyfriend, but I did not let you rent a boyfriend to go home!!!! The sister-in-law said in surprise, "How do you see that?" The mother-in-law scolded: "I told him that you have to prepare a million dowry money to marry my daughter, are you willing?" He didn't even think about it and said it was no problem, do you say he's blind or am I stupid? ”

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