1. The rich second generation and his girlfriend have known each other for less than two months, and the open girlfriend has proposed to meet the parents with the rich second generation. As soon as they met, her father asked Fu Er Dai to go to the balcony to chat: "Young man, you only know each other."

1. The rich second generation and his girlfriend have known each other for less than two months, and the open girlfriend has proposed to meet the parents with the rich second generation. As soon as they met, her father asked Fu Er Dai to go to the balcony to chat: "Boy, you have only known each other for a month, do you know each other?" Fuerdai took a deep breath of smoke and said, "I don't know much about the specifics, I only know that she likes to grind her teeth when she sleeps, and she has a scar on her thigh." Her father said anxiously: "Child, it is cold outside, we say inside!" "That's how the two got married.

2. Suddenly bad stomach in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, just sit on the toilet, feel wrong, to vomit! So I turned around and spit it out of the toilet, only to pull the to the ground with all my strength! Quickly turned around and pulled the rest into the toilet, only to be smoked by the and vomited again! At this time, my husband came in and asked me, "You threw up this shit?!" ”

3. Chat with a female colleague about the engagement ring. She said that the ring her husband bought for her fell into the toilet last month, and she tried everything she could to fish it out, and finally her husband sucked it up with a suction stone. At that time, I felt that her husband was quite smart, but later I felt that something was not quite right.

4. Labor has a very strong girlfriend, strong even if it is, and talking always without going through the brain... We once went to the supermarket to shop ready to check out, in front of a pair of men and women (supermarket checkout sells condoms), the man was ready to buy, just took a box of 10 packs, looked at it and put it back, and then took another box of 20 packs to look at and put it back, took another box, looked at the next 30 packs, and then put this shopping basket ready to check out, GC came, the woman next to it came to say: "Buy so much, you have to kill me!" "The people around me are not calm.

5. Xiao Wu asked Xiao Gamble to eat apples, and Xiao Gamble said, "Then I say thank you very much, thank you." Grateful, I will one day repay you for your kindness to me. Misty said, "No. The little gamble said, "Yes, the grace of the dripping water, the fountain of retribution." I'll give you a thousand repeated words of thanks. Xiao Wu said, "I really don't need to thank you." The little bet said, "You may not feel my sincerity, so I will repeat it a thousand times!" Misty said, "Ah! "Maybe I have a problem with my ability to express myself, maybe you don't hear clearly, so I'll repeat it a thousand more times." Misty said, "You're so enthusiastic. ”

Xiao Gamble suddenly grabbed Xiao Wu's hand very excitedly, and Xiao Gamble said, "Men and women can't stand each other, as soon as my hand accidentally touches your hand, I will be responsible for you." Misty said, "Thanks, no." The little bet said, "Ancient traditional feudal ideas, you will be soaked in a pig cage." I can't ignore you for my own selfish desires, so I'll be responsible for you. ”

Mist was touched and said, "Thank you! ”

6. My nephew talks very funny and I love to chat with him. That day, he mysteriously said to me, "Uncle, I want to tell you a secret." "What secret, you say?" "Grandpa said Grandma was an air conditioner." Me: "Really? "Grandma always said at home to calm down and not get angry." Me: "What else?" Dad said, Mom was a hanger, and she was beautiful in whatever clothes she wore. Mom said Dad was a grassroots worker. I asked doubtfully, "Why is your father a grassroots worker?" "Mom said Dad only knew how to mop the floor with a mop." I asked him, "So what are you in the house?" He whispered to me, "Grandma said I was an exhaust fan that could give fresh air to the house." "Haha! #Hilarious Strip Wind # #Funny Strip # #冬季爆笑神反转 #