1. The wife and husband quarrel and sleep in separate rooms. In the middle of the night, my wife quietly came in with a pair of scissors, cut a big hole in the mosquito net, and said to herself: Let the mosquitoes bite you! An hour later, the wife came again

1. The wife and husband quarrel and sleep in separate rooms. In the middle of the night, my wife quietly came in with a pair of scissors, cut a big hole in the mosquito net, and said to herself: Let the mosquitoes bite you! An hour later, the wife came again and took the tape to glue the mosquito net. My husband was very touched: my wife knife mouth tofu heart, or it hurt me a lot! Just when I wanted to say something, I listened to my wife say to myself: The mosquitoes are almost in, and they can't let them run...

2. A couple goes on a trip and accidentally has a car accident, the husband is not hindered, the wife is seriously injured and faces death, the husband is holding his wife's hand in front of the bed and twitching his body, wife: Can you promise me one thing? Husband: I promise you everything. Wife: You fuck, don't laugh so happy okay?

In the prison, the guards said to the prisoners, "Your wife sees you coming." The prisoner asked, "What is her name?" Prison guard: "Don't you even know your wife's name?" The prisoner replied, "Don't you know that I am guilty of bigamy?" ”

3 A rich woman, who has been a little depressed lately, went to the temple to seek solutions. The rich woman said to her father-in-law, "Big!! Teacher, I don't think it's interesting to be alive! Money, I spend casually is; men, I change every day; mountain treasures and seafood, eat me disgusting. big!! Master, you say I'm the whole thing! The abbot was silent for a while, then suddenly turned around and picked up a candle and lit the rich woman's clothes. The rich woman was so frightened that she hurriedly blew it away, thought about it and said, "Big!! Master, I know that you are making me cherish life. Abbot: "No, I mean you can wash if you don't blow!" ”

4. A couple in the park is talking about love, suddenly the girl wants to fart, but she is embarrassed to be too direct, so she says to the boy: I learn cuckoo calls for you. Then, with the cuckoo's cry, the girl comfortably let go of the fart, and then the girl asked: The cuckoo sound I learned, like? The boy replied: I'm sorry, the fart is too loud to hear clearly.

5. The younger brother has not been a learning material since he was a child, so after graduating from high school, he went to learn to cook. The younger brother and his girlfriend planned to get married, went to visit their parents, and when they got home, they were very diligent in giving the mother-in-law's family a missed hand. Super level play, eating girlfriend family full of red light. After the meal, the future father-in-law said happily: I haven't eaten such a delicious dish for a long time, do you want to consider an activity I have? The little brother was stunned and said: What activity? The future father-in-law smiled and said: Buy one get two free, you marry my daughter, with our old two how?

6. The company forced employees to work overtime for two months in a row, but every night my husband would drive Jaguar to pick me up downstairs on time. Unfortunately, yesterday my husband went to a classmate party, drank, and drank too much, so he had to let a friend come to the company to pick me up. At that time, my mobile phone was out of power, and I didn't know about it, and I was standing on the side of the road waiting for my husband, only to see a black van stop in front of me. A man came down and asked: Are you Xiao Zhou's wife? I nodded, and the other party was about to pull me into the car, and said: I am entrusted by someone to give you a ride. I listened and struggled desperately, and quickly escaped...

7. The wife changes her number, calls her husband, and deliberately changes her voice: "Guess who I am?" ”

When the husband heard this, he immediately became happy and said, "My good sister, you are Xiaomei, right?" The wife was furious and restored her voice: "Who do you say is Xiaomei?" ”

The husband was shocked, and quickly changed his tone and said, "You guess! Who am I? ”

8. The pregnant wife wants to eat hairy crab, and I am constantly in the sand to the seafood market. The uncle who sold hairy crabs took a room scale and weighed it, immediately took it down, and said that he wanted 138 pieces. But I could clearly see 135 blocks on the scale. Anxious to go home to get food for his daughter-in-law, he did not argue with the uncle, so he took 150 yuan to the uncle. Uncle actually found 25 yuan, I think God opened his eyes, took the money and hurried away. When I got home, I gave myself a slap because the hairy crab forgot to take it!

9. The rich man comes home from work and puts on an apron to make dinner for his wife. A female friend on the rich man's mobile phone messaged: What are you doing? On a whim, my wife replied, "I'm thinking about you!" The other party said: Is this true? The wife felt bored, so she replied: I sent the message just now, I am his wife! The other person seconds back: That's great! Too strange: what's too good? The other party said: While they are not there, let's talk for a while, I am her husband!

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