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In order to prove that the spider's hearing is on the foot, a college graduate student did the following comparative experiment: 1: The college student put a spider on the experimental table, and then yelled at the spider.

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In order to prove that the spider's hearing is on the foot, a college graduate student did the following comparative experiment: 1: The college student put a spider on the experimental table, and then yelled at the spider, and the spider scared away! 2: After that, the college student grabbed the poor spider back, put it on the experimental table, and cut off all the spider's feet! He yelled at the spider again, and the spider didn't move! This proves that the spider's hearing is on the feet!

2, Miss Spider greeted a young mosquito flying in the air: "Handsome brother, come to my house to rest your feet." Mosquito: "Don't lie, who doesn't know it's a deadly trap!" Spider: "No, now that I'm on the Internet, please come and surf the Internet!" After the mosquito listened, it plunged over.

3. There is a row of letters "GLSZZ" behind the uniform of the junior high school, which is the initial abbreviation of our school name Gaoleshan Town. The classmate sitting in front of me was called Guo Li, and I pointed to her back and read "Guo Li is a spider", and she gritted her teeth angrily. Just at this time, our class teacher, Teacher Guan, came in, and Guo Li pointed at me and said, "Teacher Guan, he pointed to the letters on my back and read Teacher Guan's mental retardation." "I remember that at noon in June, there was heavy snow in the sky...

4) Many years ago, my brother and I had a very warm conversation. My brother: "Brother, you must remember that the more beautiful and poisonous the things in this world, for example, the red mushroom must be highly poisonous; the oleander is gorgeous, but it has a deadly toxin; the spotted snake has a beautiful appearance, but it can bite people in one bite; I am a brother, and the danger will be given to me!" Later, the matchmaker proposed to my family, brought two women over, and in the end, I married an ugly one, and my brother married another beautiful one!

5. After filming and television dramas, many film and television dramas will hold a killing ceremony to kill qingqing. Answer: A process for making bamboo janes. Killing the green plain refers to a process of the ancients to make bamboo Jane, the ancient use of fire to burn the bamboo Jane, so that the green bamboo moisture is removed, it will no longer be eroded by insects, and then refers to the final writing of the article. "Qingqing" later became the first process of green tea processing, so that the fresh leaf moisture evaporated, remaining green, easy to knead.

6, a little boy writing homework, encountered a few idioms, did not understand what it means, asked to run to ask his father. Little boy: "Daddy, what does it mean to be confident?" Dad: "Confident means to describe the state your aunt was in when she was ready to go on a blind date, when she went out!" The little boy: "Oh, what about the lost dog?" Dad: "That's to describe your aunt's state when she came back from blind date." ”

7, the unit has a new beautiful woman, assigned to the strong brother's office. Then, the cattle who came to Qiangge's office for consultation and business were in an endless stream. Brother Qiang was very enthusiastic and patiently introduced the beautiful women one by one: "This is Xiao Zhang, and the girlfriend is also from our unit... This is Xiao Wang, married... This is Xiao Li, the children are already in kindergarten..."

8. "Wang Ye, it has been three days since you sent the Princess to Kuaishou." "Did she admit it wrong?" "No, the princess said that the world of flowers and flowers is charming, there is no strength, you don't race your face, you exile me with little affection and injustice, and he will eradicate you from nirvana and rebirth." Send you a word, iron juice, be king, is to be proud, but to give you face, you have to want! ”

9, spring is dark and beautiful, holding soil and planting flowers; summer yin is strong, boiling wine and sipping tea; fruitful branches, falling leaves smell autumn; winter flowers flying, reflecting snow idle reading. Enjoy the beauty of the four seasons and pick up the happiness of life. Quiet and solid, chasing fame and profit, has made survival without the background, only do not forget the original heart, the ability to find the hope of life, the destination of the soul in the idle and tacky.

10. "To protect children or adults?" The chief physician walked to the door of the delivery room and stared at the man solemnly and asked. The man reached out and wiped the beads of sweat on his face: "Can't we protect together?" "Can't!" The chief physician replied categorically! "Lord Bao, we are still young, and there is an opportunity!" The man said with an iron face. The chief physician sighed and said, "It's more serious than you think, lord Bao, she can't have children in the future!" The man froze and murmured, "Lord Bao! The chief physician patted the man's shoulder and smiled, "Adults and children are all right, I just want to see if you really care about my daughter..."

1 Someone sent a Weibo question: Like a bank counter MM, is there any good way to pursue? Boyou replied: Go to save money ~ and then don't take the passbook, she will stop your bank sister: Hey, your passbook! The blogger looked back and smiled: It's your passbook!!!!

12. In junior high school, the five schools compete for the exam, and the invigilator teacher is naturally from outside the school, so it is more strict. Less than half an hour after the start of the exam, the students in our class were gradually cleared out of the examination room due to fraud. Afterwards, the class teacher was furious with us: I taught you a week of cheating methods in vain, you idiots! No one can master it...

13, remember when I was young, I would often be picked out by the class teacher for education because of poor learning. But after a long time, the class teacher did not have the heart to say that I was gone, but the habit of not writing homework has always been there. Later, in order to motivate everyone to complete their homework, the class teacher installed a blackboard in the back of the classroom. It was used to write the names of students who didn't complete their assignments every day. The others were written in yellow chalk, mine was written in yellow paint.

14, put the egg vertically to be more fresh: put the egg vertically, and let the head up, you can greatly reduce the risk of sticky shell eggs. This is not only because the protein mucus becomes "deeper" when placed vertically, but mainly because the large head of the egg has an "air chamber", even if the egg white becomes thinner and the yolk floats up, it will not make the yolk stick to the eggshell. It can be seen that fresh eggs are still better to put vertically.

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