The beautiful female colleague offended a customer, the customer came to the door, the mediation was fruitless, and threatened to cancel all orders, unless the female colleague apologized to him on his knees. The boss, who had always been a money fan, bowed his head and said nothing, suddenly

The beautiful female colleague offended a customer, the customer came to the door, the mediation was fruitless, and threatened to cancel all orders, unless the female colleague apologized to him on his knees. The boss, who has always been a money fan, bowed his head and did not speak, suddenly burst into flames, punched the customer's chin, and said: Every employee I regard as family! Cancel, cancel! scram! We were stunned to see it, and our colleagues sounded thunderous applause, and it was worth dying with such a boss! Even my old employee is boiling with blood and wants the boss's sister-in-law to kneel? Are you kidding me? As a result, the customer canceled the order, the company fell into a predicament that month, could not pay the salary, the boss had no choice, had to run away with the sister-in-law. Since then, his legend has flowed down the rivers and lakes.....

2, the rich man has a crush on the lady of a dry cleaning shop. So I took a leather coat of more than 20,000 of my own to wash. The result was washed and the hostess said to pay! The rich man thought that the money was too small, and he went to make trouble several times in a row! Finally, the lady boss asked, "What do you really want?" Rich man: "I have inquired, you have no object, I don't want you to lose, I just want to be the owner of this shop, I don't want a dowry!" The lady boss did not speak, and the mother of the lady heard it and shouted: "Yes, I promised for my daughter!" ”

3, the son came home from school and said: "Dad, do you guess how many points I scored this time?" Father: "100 points?" Son: "No! You see, it's 98 points! The father said angrily, "Why didn't you get the highest score of 100?" Son: "Oh... So Dad, why didn't you get the highest salary at the company? ”

4, I am the most handsome school grass in the history of our school's hot review, but I fell in love with a female teacher who has been divorced 25 times. On Friday night, I asked my female teacher to go to the movies. After reading it, it was late, and we couldn't go back, so we went to open a room. The female teacher said: Don't make it bad at night, you know? Otherwise I'll ignore you!" I nodded: Okay! At night, I turned my back on the female teacher and tried to sleep by the window. But in my dreams I always felt like someone was kicking me, kicking harder and harder. I lost my temper and kicked back!

5, and my wife has been talking for more than three years, I think it is time to go to her house to propose. I specially prepared six bottles of Moutai wine and eight Chinese cigarettes, just so that the old witnesses could see my determination. The old man drank wine, smiled and said to me: I have raised her for twenty years, and asking you for a dowry of 200,000 is not much, right? I smiled and said, "You've only raised her for twenty years, I've got to raise her for at least forty years, and I've got to raise you for at least forty years.

6, my wife is on a business trip, at night I am bored at home alone, driving my wife's volkswagen Huiteng to run Didi. Borrowed a couple at the door of the bar, the man who got in the car said: "Go back to bed early, I and my brother play five rows, tonight will be all night!" The woman didn't make a sound, and her face was unhappy. When we arrived at the destination, the man got out of the car, and the woman did not get off, and directly closed the door. Then she opened the window and said to me loudly, "Master, go to the nearest hotel, you can collect the car now!" "With the aim of helping others, I went out with one foot on the accelerator, and the man chased me three streets.

7, I secretly used my husband's salary card to buy a Volkswagen Magotan for my brother, and as a result, my husband knew and scolded me for being a "brother demon". I was angry, got into a big fight with him, and went back to my mother's house. After arriving home, Aunt Tou gave my family a few crucian carp. My mother told me to scale the fish, clean up the internal organs, and clean it, and I was a little reluctant. The mother held out her hand for me to see, and there were two Band-Aids on her hand: "Daughter, if my hand is not injured, I will do it myself." When I finished packing up the fish, my mother nodded with satisfaction and said to my father, "Our stupid girl is really a liar." "After saying that, I took off the Band-Aid, and there was nothing at all."

8. The husband of the female boss unfortunately died when he extracted his teeth, leaving an inheritance of 5,000,000 yuan. I struggled for 20 years to be less, and I began to frantically pursue the female boss. That night, early from work, I asked the landlady to watch a movie with me. Obviously, the female boss has agreed to go to the appointment, but she has not arrived. After waiting for half an hour, I couldn't help but send her a message: "Where are you?" "She didn't reply to me, was it a silent refusal?" Or is it the high-cold disregard? I became very depressed, and just as I was thinking about it, I finally got a message: "Just to the eyebrows." "Is this in makeup? Women are really troublesome!

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