A little girl was whimpering in the street, and an old lady with a wrinkled face came up and said, "Don't cry, don't cry!" Crying too much will make beautiful faces wrinkled, and it will become ugly! "Little girl standing

A little girl was whimpering in the street, and an old lady with a wrinkled face came up and said, "Don't cry, don't cry!" Crying too much will make beautiful faces wrinkled, and it will become ugly! The little girl immediately stopped crying and said stunnedly, "Mother-in-law, did you love to cry when you were a child?" ”

2, once, in the canteen to buy buns, the card machine failed, scratched me more than three hundred pieces. The little girl who sold buns said to me: I'm sorry Brother Tong, you will often come in the future until you have eaten the extra money! Poor me ate buns every day, ate them for two months, and I almost threw up. What's even more tragic is that when I was eating lunch today, I heard the two aunts behind me secretly talking: it was him, the children were all there, and the little girl who went to sell buns every day, and didn't give money after eating buns!

3, bought a hanging after tomorrow, played two games tomorrow, the experience is very good. Just got to level 50 and I yelled with excitement! At this time, my father suddenly rushed into my room and pointed at me as if I wanted to stop talking! I was terrified, thinking I had made another mistake, and I was deadlocked for two minutes, and Dad went out. Then I heard my father ask my mother what my girlfriend's name was, and I suddenly forgot.

4, Transformers 4 should be shot according to the Chinese routine: just when Optimus Prime and Wei Zhentian were fighting, suddenly a god appeared in the sky, shouting at Wei Zhentian, "Evil beasts, they have not yet appeared in the metamorphosis!" Seeing only a golden light, Wei Zhentian turned into a high-end sports car, the immortal opened the door to the car, rolled the window to Optimus Prime and said, "Optimus Prime, go and save your master" ... After saying a foot on the throttle, the dust is gone...

5, remember that I just met my daughter-in-law for a few days. In the evening, we were walking in the park, and I wanted to scare her and make her drill into my arms. I suddenly pointed to a dark corner and shouted "There are rats!" Only to see my daughter-in-law quickly flick me to the side, bend down and pick up a brick, and jump in the direction of my finger, "What? Where are the rats? Don't be afraid."

6. In Lotte Mart's underground garage, a pink Bentley drove in. As soon as I saw the color of the body, I knew it was a female driver, and I enthusiastically went forward to direct her to reverse: "Pour! Pour again! Pour again! Only to hear a bang, the car slammed into the wall behind it. The female driver was particularly angry and came up to me with the intention of scolding. Very politely, I took out my business card and handed it to her: "Hello, I am from a nearby auto repair plant, and I am 50% off my name." ”

7, the son is fascinated by the peace elite, after school with classmates double row chicken. Due to playing games all day, my son's recent test scores were particularly poor, and he was in the bottom of the class. My wife was about to collapse, so I had to go out to educate my son myself: "Son, my parents studied well when they were young, how come you can't do it?" Do you know why? The son scratched his head and said, "I know, because your parents are well educated!" ”

8, the brother stayed in the electronics factory for three years, and now he is also mixed with the position of manager. But on this day, my brother announced at home that he wanted to resign. The sister-in-law was very angry, and the brother said that he worked 10 hours a day, but he could only get more than 3,000 yuan in wages. My sister-in-law did not speak, but my nephew came out of me: we studied for 12 hours a day, did our homework at 12 o'clock at night, and was often scolded by the class teacher, the key is that I not only have no money to take, but also have to paste money, what did I say?

9, and my husband has been married for three years, yesterday's examination, I have leukemia, has not been saved! In three years, my husband was exactly the same as when I was in love, meticulous, careful, and clear! My husband is, but only for me! He's bad, but he's the best husband in my eyes! I'm about to leave him, how much pain I don't dare to tell him, I really hope he can be happy and happy for a lifetime, if there is an afterlife I will still be his man!

10, back to my mother's house to eat, after eating with my wife in the kitchen washing dishes, she accidentally broke a bowl, inexplicably punched me, the result was seen by my mother. The wife said a little panickedly: "Mom, I just suddenly want to make fun, usually I don't do this." My mother said leisurely: "Come on, you dare to do this in my land, you usually don't do this?" ”

1 went to the field on a business trip, called Didi, left and right did not come, the fire called over to question. Driver back: I came early, looking for half a day did not see the little beauty you said holding a black umbrella, this is only a fat boy holding a black umbrella.

12, the above red circle store is soliciting customers, the hand is naturally extended, the mouth said: "Guest officer, you please inside'" The following few do not look very rich, because the store specifications are general, using a bench, but also only ordered tea?! It seems that it is not serving production, sitting here, gossiping about right and wrong for some time. In the middle, this posture is soul-destroying, one leg is on the bench, the left hand is naturally extended, the right elbow is on the table, and he said: "Look at it, I said what is coming, I saw that he was not a good person at the beginning, Zhao Si did not believe it" A few people lying on the table next to him frequently nodded their heads and said yes.

13. The divine dragon said: "Treating the superior people directly to the hearts of the people, you can beat and scold." Treating the middle class is the most metaphorical, and it is necessary to be measured. Treat the inferior with a smile and fold his hands, he is very fragile, his heart is small, he is only worthy of worldly etiquette! ”

14, death, there are many ways to call. When the emperor dies, the death of the monk is called death, the death of the hero is called sacrifice, the death of the good man is called ascension, the death of the bad person is called to go to hell, when the game is dead, it is called hanging, and only when ordinary people die is called death, the question is, what is the name of the enemy when he dies?