1, the brother-in-law is 40 years old, very rich, is a billionaire! The last time I had a drink with my brother-in-law, I asked my brother-in-law: "Brother-in-law, you don't go to work every day, why are you so rich?" ”

1, the brother-in-law is 40 years old, very rich, is a billionaire! The last time I had a drink with my brother-in-law, I asked my brother-in-law: "Brother-in-law, you don't go to work every day, why are you so rich?" The brother-in-law said: "Alas, it was in 2007, when I was just a small contractor, taking more than a dozen people to work at the Shanghai construction site, and then things on the construction site gradually became familiar." I couldn't wait to ask, "And then you're fighting?" The brother-in-law slapped me on the back of the head and said: "Don't interject, then I took over a construction site, after the matter was done, the developer did not have money to check out the house at that time, the house was cheap, the black-hearted developer took 20 suites in Pudong, Shanghai mortgaged to me, and then the house price rose sharply, I had money!" ”

2, the cousin is very beautiful, gentle and kind, a rich second generation will frantically pursue her. Later, Fu ErDai did not know where to know, and learned that his cousin liked to raise fish, so he bought a few blood red dragons to give to her. The cousin was very happy, but the technology was extremely poor, and there was no patience, and as a result, the Blood Red Dragon died within a few days. Then Fu Er Dai bought fish one after another and gave it to his cousin. Finally, when I was delivering the fish, I finally couldn't hold back and asked: Tell me the truth, do you like to raise fish or eat fish?

3, the brother-in-law accidentally died in a traffic accident, the insurance company lost more than 1 million insurance money, ? a few days later, a distant old watch called, ? looking for the sister to borrow 100,000 yuan to turn around, the sister said that there was no money, all spent, the other party said: 10,000 is also OK. The sister thought about it, hung up the phone, and then she talked to us about this matter, ? She didn't even know what the old watch looked like, if this is lent out, it is not equivalent to giving it to him

4. Me: How did you come here with a helmet? Did you buy a motorcycle? Brother-in-law: No... I came home late today... Me: What? What helmet did you wear when you came back late? With a bang, the brother-in-law's wife took the stick and hit the brother-in-law's head at once. Shouting: How did you come back until now? Where are you SI so late... Brother-in-law: Now I know why...

5. I have been married for five years, and the relationship between husband and wife has always been very good. Drinking with your buddies last night, the brother couldn't help but ask, "Why are you two so good in your relationship?" Me: "Let me tell you this, we are both people who have experienced life and death together!" Brother: "Really fake?" Me: "Of course it's true, we had several fights, and we almost ended up together!" ”

6, the cousin is a flight attendant, very beautiful, but love to fart, and strange smell. During one flight, my cousin released it again, and in an instant the whole plane was filled with a foul smell! One passenger couldn't stand it and asked his cousin, "How can it stink so much?" "My cousin was embarrassed. So she replied, "Oh, that's normal because our plane is flying through the ozone layer!" ”

7, just bought the Volkswagen Huiteng was borrowed by the husband to go on a blind date, I can only take the bus to work. On the bus, a beautiful beauty sat next to me. I thought about it for a while and asked, "Beauty, where did you buy these shoes?" I also want to buy my wife a pair. The beautiful woman said to me coldly: You better not buy it, as soon as you put it on, there will be improper men who have no words to talk to her.

8. This morning, my ex-girlfriend came to my house, followed by a little Lolita. I was shocked, is this little Lolita the daughter of me and my ex-girlfriend? When I think of this, I am very excited. The ex-girlfriend said: This little Lori is my daughter, I think I must let her meet you. I nodded: Mm-hmm, it should be! Then she said to the girl: Daughter, you can recognize it, looking for a boyfriend, don't look for such a poor man, there is no good result, the mother is a living example. I'm confused.....

9, the sister-in-law has postpartum depression after giving birth, always feel that someone wants to harm her, and finally she can't stand it, drink pesticides and kill herself. After burying his sister-in-law, his brother immediately began a blind date. On this day, my brother went to Starbucks for a blind date, so your sister had a good impression of her brother, so she asked: I see that you are a good person, will you give up your grandmother's seat on the bus? My brother said: I never take the bus. The girl asked: Do you give up your seat on the subway? Brother: I don't take the subway either. The girl nodded: Oh, hey, now the fuel cost of the car is getting more and more expensive. My brother said in a big way: "Raising that one or two dollars is not a matter for me." The girl was very excited: let's go, let's go to the night movie. Brother: Wait a minute, my bike isn't locked outside yet.

10. After getting married, my uncle's attitude changed significantly. On this day, when I went to dinner, my uncle pulled my brother aside and whispered to me: "Son-in-law, I want to teach you the skill of hiding money from your private house." The brother was stunned and asked: "Then aren't you against your daughter?" The uncle smiled and said, "Think more about yourself!" The brother asked with a puzzled face: What is the connection between the two? Uncle smiled at Mimi and looked at her brother and said, "Hey hey, after teaching you, I'll borrow money from you later!"

11. Today I inadvertently learned that the goddess's uncle is the owner of the hand-cuffed cake shop that I often go to. Today as usual, follow the goddess to the canteen to eat, you must know that I have always called the boss as the big brother, and how to hook up with the elder generation! Weighing it up again and again, I also squeezed out a cute gesture: "Uncle, I also want a three-fresh." The boss looked at me and said, "Big brother, don't you break it." If I don't read your book, I'll call you uncle." "The one in line laughs!" Forget it, don't eat it later!

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