1. On the train, there is a male passenger lying on the upper bunk and a female passenger lying on the lower bunk, and the two do not know each other. At this time, the male passenger said to the female passenger, help me get a towel from the bag under the bed. Female riders

1. On the train, there is a male passenger lying on the upper bunk and a female passenger lying on the lower bunk, and the two do not know each other. At this time, the male passenger said to the female passenger, help me get a towel from the bag under the bed. The female passenger smiled mysteriously and said, Let's pretend to be husband and wife! Male passengers' eyes lit up when they heard it, how to dress up as a husband and wife? At this time, the woman said loudly, the soul is weak, you will not take it yourself...

2. Early in the morning, the brother-in-law drove Maserati to RT-Mart to buy fresh vegetables, and there was a seventy-year-old grandmother at the entrance of RT-Mart, where she sold beans grown in her own courtyard. Therefore, the brother-in-law planned to buy two bundles, and the grandmother said: There are only three bundles left, buy them all, and I can go home after selling them. The brother-in-law thought that it didn't matter if he spent 5 yuan more, he bought three bundles. After turning around in the vegetable market, I found that the grandmother had put out three bundles, and the brother-in-law said: Where is the trust between people?

3. My brother-in-law drove us to dinner with his newly purchased Bentley, and during the meal, his Huawei p40pro phone was casually left on the table. My five-year-old son played with his mobile phone, and I asked my brother-in-law to put the phone away, for a moment for fear of the child's random press. The brother-in-law said: "It's okay, my phone has set up a face recognition unlock function, others can't solve it!" My brother-in-law was talking when the phone was turned on by my son's brush. Laugh at me, this current mobile phone face recognition is also too insecure, in the future or use the password lock to be more secure!

4. When I arrived home from work at night, I just entered the door with the smell of smoke, and I asked my husband, "You give me an explanation to my teacher." My husband looked at me and said, "Just now my ex-girlfriend called me and said that she had my child, and I couldn't help but smoke one when I was worried." I was horrified, but he laughed: "I said this on purpose, to tease you." "I was so relieved, but the more I thought about it, the more wrong I became, and after half a day I finally understood: let him mix up the smoking at home...

5. On this day, the director of instruction caught a student who was late for class. Teacher: Classmate, what is your last name? Classmate: My dad and I share the same surname. Teacher: What is your father's last name? Classmate: A surname with my grandfather. teacher:...... How many people do you have in your family? Student: I have a few mobile phones in my house and there are a few people. Teacher: How many mobile phones do you have in your house? Classmate: I have a mobile phone per person in my family. Teacher: You child, come here and promise not to kill you!

6. On this day, I went on a blind date with a sister. When we met, we were embarrassed to open our mouths first. So I sat at the dinner table and went to the cold field for half a day. I thought about it for a long time and finally came up with a topic. Ask the girl: Have you ever seen a tiger? The girl said: I haven't seen it. I said quietly: I haven't seen it either. The girl also thought about it for half a day and asked the man: Do you dare to eat chili peppers in an empty mouth? I said: Dare! I said: I dare too!

7. The company is busy these days, so it is almost always working overtime. I remember that after an overtime shift, it was about 11 o'clock, and the heavy rain could not be called. And I didn't bring an umbrella, so I sent a message to my dad: Dad, I didn't bring an umbrella when it was raining heavily outside, can you come and pick me up? I can't stop the car. My dad replied, "No way, I'm already asleep."

8. My colleague in Futukang called me late at night today and was in a hurry. He said his wife was about to give birth and asked me to drive him to the hospital. As soon as I heard something so important, I hurried downstairs and drove my Rolls-Royce Phantom to pick him up. The colleague was a little nervous and asked me to accompany him, the hospital signal was poor, and I took the mobile phone to find the signal back and forth. The colleague said: Don't walk around, as if you are the father of the child!

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