1, son: Mom, give me some money, my girlfriend is pregnant. Mom: Okay! Wait for my news tomorrow. The next day son: Mom, why hasn't the money arrived yet? Mother: Son, marriage room,

1, son: Mom, give me some money, my girlfriend is pregnant. Mom: Okay! Wait for my news tomorrow. The next day son: Mom, why hasn't the money arrived yet? Mother: Son, the wedding house, the wedding car, has bought the full money! Spot! Bring me back and get married! Your looks are good if someone wants to! Hurry up and get me back to get married!

2. I don't know if the coach who took your driver's license knows that her students are so manipulative? Imagine what kind of facial expression the coach should have? If I were your coach, I would chase you down the street. You're not here to take a driver's license, you're here to discredit me! Coach please forgive him! Maybe it's a child?

3, travel to live in the hotel, in the middle of the night next door came a burst of sound, I impatiently shouted: "Most of the night, but also let no one sleep!" A male voice came from the opposite side: Lao Tzu spent money on how to play how to play and how to play and your ass! "I heard that it made sense, so I silently called the reporting phone.

4, buddy is a rich second generation, busy in order to find their true love. On this day the buddies went on a blind date, and the girl was very beautiful, the type he liked. The girl asked: Do you have a car and a house and a deposit? Dude lied: No, but I'll try. Girl: I'm not a gold-worshipping woman, and I don't mind these material conditions. Dude thinks he has finally found true love, just want to confess the girl came to say: Do you like red? Dude: Like. Girl: I don't like red, I don't think we fit!

5. Bought two bottles of Rémy Martin XO and went to the father-in-law's house to drink. After eating, my mother-in-law asked me to help change a light bulb. I stood on the ladder and twisted the light bulb, as if something was wrong, and I didn't screw it on for several minutes. My arm was very tired, and when I saw my wife coming, I said, "Daughter-in-law, you come and do it for me." My daughter-in-law hesitated for me to repeat it, and I had to say again: You take my place, I am very hard. This time, the daughter-in-law did not hesitate to fly up and kick me directly off the ladder...

6, after dinner, the girlfriend and the mother-in-law go for a walk together, just rained on the road there is water, a car driving fast splashed the girlfriend's body of muddy water, the girlfriend pointed to the car and said: Don't let me see you again, you must scold you! The mother-in-law asked: What are you going to scold him when you catch up? The girlfriend thought about it, and there were dozens of skills in her head, but she had no choice but to hold out one sentence: Roll, roll non-stop...

7. The chairman asked the female assistant to take the family's Erha to the pet hospital. The chairman said to the female assistant: "You ask the owner of the pet store to help me cut off the dog's tail!" The female assistant was surprised and asked, "Why?" The chairman replied, "My ex-wife is coming to my house next week to pick up the baby, and I don't want her to think that anything here is welcome to her." ”

8. After graduating from college, my brother-in-law went to work in an electronics factory in a foreign country. On this day, the mother-in-law called the sister-in-law and said: Son, will you come back for the New Year this year? Brother-in-law: Of course back! The mother-in-law asked: How many people have returned? Brother-in-law: Who else can I be? Mother-in-law: Then pull it down, don't go back, you can't live at home! Brother-in-law: Can't live? There are several rooms! Mother-in-law: Several young men in our village have brought their girlfriends back and want to vacate them to live! Brother-in-law: Mom, I'm your son! Mother-in-law: Bring my daughter-in-law back to me!

9, my wife came back early from a business trip and met me and the female neighbor at home ambiguously. My wife was angry and threw me out of the house in a fit of rage. With nowhere to go, I was wandering around the park and heard two beautiful women chatting there. One of them said: "My boyfriend bought me a ring yesterday for five million. I was very shocked, and I couldn't help but look at her more, thinking where did this local tycoon come from? She doesn't look like a rich woman either. As a result, she continued, "Unfortunately, you can't wear it until level 80." ”

10, the sister-in-law after graduating from Harbin Institute of Technology with her mother-in-law's pension to open a beauty shop, one morning the sister-in-law was alone in the store, suddenly stomach pain, covered her stomach and ran out. Then he pointed to the owner of the car wash next door and said: Help me see the shop, and run away. After waiting for ten minutes, the sister-in-law came back and saw a handsome man sitting in the doorway, and the sister-in-law asked in a confused way: Is there a tattoo? Handsome guy: Didn't you let me see the store? I washed the car and was getting ready to go, you let me see the shop, I was sitting here... Then they got involved. "

11. When I first came to the Medical University to study, because I met my roommate and brother once, I went out to dinner to get to know each other. During the meal, everyone talked about the yellow skin, saying that the yellow skin is a XIAN object, and it will be unlucky to hurt it. A roommate then said: In the winter of the previous year, a weasel came to my chicken coop to steal chickens and was caught by my father, and then slipped to death on the rope, and then cut off its tail to make a key pendant, and then it really happened, and the house was gone overnight. I said: If you burned paper for Huang DaXIAN at that time, maybe it would be fine, right? Roommate: No, my house was demolished and lost more than 30 million!

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