1, a woman in the train station to eat noodles, checkout, found a bowl of noodles actually cost 1000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, after the alarm found that this bowl of noodles is really worth 1000

1, a woman in the train station to eat noodles, checkout, found a bowl of noodles actually 1000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, after the alarm found that this bowl of noodles is really worth 1000 yuan. It turned out that the owner had found that when a man and a woman were eating noodles, the man's look was not quite right, so he asked for 1,000 yuan a bowl of noodles, which was expensive, and the woman certainly couldn't bear to call the police. As a result, the man listened. Frightened, he immediately ran away. Because he is engaged in pyramid schemes. In this way, women will avoid being rumored?? Pin Group?? Weaving cheated.

2. I became an unemployed person this year because of the epidemic, and I couldn't do anything to live as a waiter. The boss is a smoker, the boss lady does not let the boss smoke, the boss is afraid of his daughter-in-law so he does not dare to smoke, every time he smokes let me give him the wind. Today, as usual, when the hostess came back, I coughed twice loudly outside the office door. Then the lady boss came straight up to me, snapped, slapped me and said: I've put up with you for a long time, you try to tease me again.

3. An uncle wore myopic glasses with only one lens left, and entered the store with a blue nose and a swollen face. I looked at the uncle's confused appearance and was shocked. Then he said: Uncle, if I remember correctly, you have come here for the third time with lenses, the first time because you played with your mobile phone and walked, hit the telephone pole, the second time you played with your mobile phone and fell into the sewage well without a manhole cover. Is it falling or rising? Uncle was particularly embarrassed to say: No, this time I went to the public toilet while looking at my mobile phone, and accidentally entered the women's toilet...?

4. This afternoon, I got on the bus home near Wanda! After a stop, a big aunt carrying vegetables came up, and I got up to give her a seat. After my aunt sat down, she smiled and asked me: How old is the boy this year? I said: 30! The aunt said: Yo, 30 is still crowded with buses, my son, 19 years old, bought a car. I smiled awkwardly and said, "Well, I saved up some money to buy a car for my mother, and my mother can't let her squeeze the bus to buy vegetables when she's old, you say yes?"

5. Today, a restaurant owner took an IOU to show his brother: You see, this IOU is ... Is it possible to... Brother: Bring it on! Restaurant owner: I am also a small business! The brother turned and placed the IOU on the sealing machine, and handed it to the restaurant owner again. Hotel owner: What are you? Brother: I'll give you a free plastic, you see and don't keep it well, the IOUs are rotten.

6. The boss took the company's employees to the zoo to see the crocodiles, and he said that if anyone could swim ashore alive, he would fulfill his three wishes. Everyone shook their heads, and suddenly, a large pool of water splashed in the pond, and a man swam desperately in the water, and finally came ashore alive. So the boss asked, "What are your three wishes?" He replied, "I'm going to have a Gatling, 500 rounds of bullets and tell me who pushed me down... I'm going to beat him into a honeycomb. ”

7. A few days ago, Xiao Wang wanted a health insurance in the class, and the manager of the insurance company looked at his health records. The manager said at the time: "Have you been injured unexpectedly before?" Xiao Wang said, "No, not once." Manager: "In your record, you once let a stray dog bite, didn't you accidentally injure it?" Xiao Wang explained, "Well, the dog didn't accidentally bite me at that time, it was deliberate!" ”???

8, the day before yesterday the wife said that the two people relatively too long will be tired, let me go back to my parents' house to live for three days, she went back to her mother's house to live for three days, no contact with each other, three days later at home to meet. I listened to it very fresh and scientific, and I agreed. Today my cousin asked me for a drunken break, and I felt that it was inappropriate to get drunk at my parents' house, so I came to my house with a case of beer with him. I opened the door, my wife and her girlfriend were playing mahjong in the house, I looked at the empty lunch box and empty bottle on the ground, it should have been two days and two nights...

9. I made a boyfriend at a university in Beijing and got pregnant just after graduation. I went home with my boyfriend, and my mother asked a lot of questions that day. The boyfriend was so nervous that he said, "Auntie, in fact, my family has no money, my parents are ordinary workers." I just graduated from school and I don't have a car, no house, and no job. Even your daughter helped me pay for the fare, but I will find a job, work hard to make money, let your daughter live a happy life, I really like her..." My mother cried, I hit my boyfriend, and said angrily: "Why don't you introduce me as I say?" The boyfriend said quietly: "I don't want to deceive people, I think my aunt can appreciate my sincerity." The mother wiped her tears, handed her boyfriend 500 yuan, and said: "Child, you are very sincere, go back to the fare, aunt out ..."?

10. I gave the boss lady an LV bag of 80,000, and the boss lady promoted me to the head of the department. Today, the owner called me and asked me to bring him a fast food. My heart is not willing, but he is the leader, and I can only endure. When I arrived at the fast food restaurant, I asked the owner if there was any overnight dish. The boss said: No, it was just made, and it was still steaming. I said: The old man in the family has bad teeth and likes to eat hot and hot soft dishes. The boss said: We eat our own pickles, hot and hot, can we eat it? I immediately paid for it, came back and handed it to the boss, ready to be scolded. The boss ate three bites and two bites, asked me where I bought it, tearfully told me that he had eaten the taste of childhood, praised me for buying the level, and finally promoted me to the manager, and gave me a raise, and the future job is to buy breakfast!

11. I just moved two days ago, and today I bought a mask mirror outside and prepared to put it across the window when I got home. After the mother saw it, she quickly took it off, and then mysteriously said to me: Daughter, the mirror cannot be placed in the direction of the window, not good! I whispered, "Why?" My mother looked at me and said: Every day when you wake up from the window, you are still half dreaming and half awake and seeing your own appearance, and you think that you have encountered Gem, and it is easy to get heart disease after a long time.

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