1. When climbing the mountain, I met my ex-wife, I didn't say a word, silently followed her ass. After a while, she stepped aside and said: You go first, you have to live and go fast! I asked her what was wrong? She said:

1. When climbing the mountain, I met my ex-wife, I didn't say a word, silently followed her ass. After a while, she stepped aside and said: You go first, you have to live and go fast! I asked her what was wrong? She said: I now have two little people in my head, one who says left foot and one who says right foot, and both tell me to kick you down the mountain.

2. A woman ate noodles at Guangxi Railway Station, when checking out, found a bowl of noodles to be 1,000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, after the alarm found that this bowl of noodles is really worth 1,000 yuan. It turned out that the owner had found that when a man and a woman were eating noodles, the man's look was not quite right, so he asked for 1,000 yuan a bowl of noodles, which was expensive, and the woman certainly couldn't bear to call the police. As a result, the man listened. Frightened, he immediately ran away. Because he is engaged in pyramid schemes. In this way, women will avoid being deceived by pyramid schemes.

 3. I found that the university was not very peaceful during this time, and there was a new project that needed to be clarified by the sociology research team. Their new question is: Why do so many successful men have lovers? Is it that successful men can't stand up to confusion? After a full year of survey sampling and anonymous interviews, they finally came to a conclusion. In fact, men can hardly stand to be confused, but women rarely confuse unsuccessful men.

4. When I brushed the short video today, I saw a comment that men wear women's clothes to show more body, I want to try. I secretly took the skirt that my daughter-in-law had not worn for many years and put it on my body. As a result, as soon as I turned around, I saw a shocked daughter-in-law! The daughter-in-law said that I chased her and married her to take advantage of her, for another purpose! No matter how I explained it, she beat me to death!

5. A few days ago, the elder brother drove to another province to run an errand and saw a car accident on the road. One of the owners' legs was sandwiched between two cars and could not be removed. The traffic police shouted in a hurry: Is there a doctor? Amputate this man immediately! Then two people ran over, and the first one said: I am a graduate student of medical university, just graduated. The second one said: I am a pig killer with thirty years of work experience. The traffic police hesitated and said: Kill the pigs, on!

6. On the second day of the honeymoon, the groom's official is happy to close his mouth. I secretly asked, "Is it the bride who is as beautiful as a heavenly immortal, and let your boy pick up the treasure?" The groom's official: "What, my wife's ex-boyfriends are too generous, let me make a lot of money." I wondered, "What do you mean?" Groom Official: "My wife's ex-boyfriends came to drink celebratory wine, one red packet per person, two thousand red packets per person, a total of more than 100,000 yuan, more than the sum of all the relatives in my family." Me: "Ah! ..... Congratulations congratulations..."

7. Two days ago, the buddies fought with others, and in order to support the scene, they were plastered with tattoo stickers on their bodies, and then they didn't do anything. Then the buddies invited us to the bathhouse to take a shower, and there were so many people inside. I finished my clothes and walked inside, and very politely said to the person next to me: Trouble let me go! As a result, everyone directly opened a road for me, and a little brother gave me the faucet...

8. Just after lunch, I was about to leave work for dinner when I suddenly received a call from my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law said that she had cooked me a meal, took a taxi to bring me over, and waited for me downstairs. I was greatly moved: Mom, big and far away, the taxi fare is enough for me to eat two meals outside. Did you think of me and brought me food? The mother-in-law groaned for a while: Well, I was originally going to make it for your father, but then I found that the rice was cooked a little hard, and then I answered a phone call, and the dish was fried again, and it was a pity to pour it out.

9. Soon the Mid-Autumn Festival, a few buddies in the dormitory are not going home for the holidays, we plan to spend ourselves in school. My roommate and I bought the ingredients for the festival in two ways, and when I looked up in the snack area, I suddenly saw a beautiful woman hesitating in front of the two snacks, so I took the opportunity to go to the conversation. Just as I was having a good conversation with her, my buddy came over, and the guy came up and took my hand intimately and said to me: "I'm going home, people are so tired!" The beauty rolled her eyes for a few seconds, and ran out of the supermarket with a miserable face, no one should persuade me, don't beat him for an hour, don't tell me to stop!

10. The husband stole local company secrets and destroyed the competitors, and the boss gave the husband a Mercedes-Benz. On Sundays, I went out shopping in my husband's Mercedes. When I came back, I found that the body was covered with dust, so I scrubbed it for a while. I walked into the house and shouted: The woman who loves you the most in the world has just wiped your car clean. The husband said as he walked out the door: Mom is coming?

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