1. A man and a woman are netizens, chatting for a long time, one day, the man suddenly mentioned the man: let's meet each other. F: Okay, but you'll have to answer my question first. M: You ask. F: You

1. A man and a woman are netizens, chatting for a long time, one day, the man suddenly mentioned the man: let's meet each other. F: Okay, but you'll have to answer my question first. M: You ask. F: You look up and down, what do you see? M: Feet! Woman: We're not suitable.

2. A friend always reads novels on his mobile phone when eating! Once we went to the cafeteria to eat! After cooking, I pulled out my phone and looked at it. Eat and eat! Suddenly a piece of vegetable fell to the ground without getting into the mouth. But he actually chewed like he did! I asked him how it tasted! He actually said: Ok, what is this piece! It's not delicious! Tasteless! Instantly lost!

3.6-year-old cousin came to my house to play, my sister always provoked her, the result made her cry, the mother came to coax her: Don't cry, the second sister bullied you, we cut off the flesh of her body and burned it for you to eat, okay? As a result, the cousin said with a very aggrieved expression: I don't eat fat meat... fat......

4. In school, I play basketball first in the grade, the amount of food is unmatched, no one dares to call out when I fight, sports are also strong, the whole body has strong muscles, countless people I do not pay attention to. However, why is it that no boy like me likes such a good girl as me!

5. Go to the supermarket at noon and see a beautiful woman tiptoeing up to take things on the shelf. I went over and asked, "Do you want to help?" She nodded shyly and said, "Thank you." I tiptoed up and found that I couldn't reach it...

6. That summer, the female colleague asked me to drink coffee together, the waiter was not careful, spilled me a body of coffee, because there was no change of clothes around, the female colleague proposed, let me go to the hotel to open a room, she went to help me get a change of clothes... And then we were together... It wasn't until the wedding day that I discovered that the person who threw me a cup of coffee was her own sister... finish